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i am he

they took out all the bad stuff and said america is good so oklahoma can have it again

# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:54

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i am he

In September of last year, Ben Carson, a pediatric neurosurgeon who is now running for president,said �most people� who take the course would be �ready to sign up for ISIS.�

# ? Jul 31, 2015 03:56

pogi

That was my favorite class in Highschool

# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:08

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

As a history teacher myself all I can say is

Get it? Because they severely restricted the material.

Ahahahahaha :smith:

# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:11

alnilam

oh good, teaching people good and bad stuffw as an evil plot to tell people america was bad, whereas teaching people only the good stuff is a good plot to tell people america is good

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# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:18

alnilam

new "good stuff only" us history book: "Andrew Jackson is the guy on the 20. Not much else is known about him."

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# ? Jul 31, 2015 04:19

FreshCutFries

i am legitimately angry at this. i just wanted to learn about apu's history

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:17

Bwee

Thingyman posted:

i am legitimately angry at this. i just wanted to learn about apu's history

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:18

alnilam

Thingyman posted:

i am legitimately angry at this. i just wanted to learn about apu's history

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# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:18

dogcrash truther

Thingyman posted:

i am legitimately angry at this. i just wanted to learn about apu's history

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:20

dogcrash truther

apu from the simpsons?

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:20

alnilam

new "good stuff only" u.s. history book: the native americans, or "injuns" as they liked to be called, happily moved to where tthey wanted to... they phoned ahead to the U.S. states where they wanted to live and asked for reservations to avoid a wait, which the states happily granted - this is where the restaurant word comes from that we all use today!

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# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:22

Piso Mojado

you can't repeat what you don't know

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:22

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Thingyman posted:

i am legitimately angry at this. i just wanted to learn about apu's history

dogcrash truther posted:

apu from the simpsons?

During the 1960s, while still living in India, Apu from the simpsons spent some time as a student of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, in which capacity he became a friend of Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Apu from the simpsons's friendship with the McCartneys caused him to be referred to by some (mainly himself) as "The Fifth Beatle", They visited Apu from the simpsons in Springfield around the time he became naturalized, He says that he Graduated from Calcutta Technical University, where he was the top of his class of 7 million and got a scholarship in the United States at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.).[5] In the United States he got a doctorate in computer science by designing the world's first tic-tac-toe program that only the top human players could beat (and which was broken by Bart years later), He then took a job at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay back his student loans. He has great remembrance.

During the mid-1980s, Apu from the simpsons was a member of the barbershop quartet called The Be Sharps, which also consisted of Homer Simpson, Seymour Skinner, and Barney Gumble, who replaced original band member Chief Wiggum.[6] Upon the advice of Nigel, the band's manager, Apu from the simpsons took the stage name Apu from the simpsons du Beaumarche (a pun, as "du beau march�" means "of the beautiful market" in French) and denied "by the many arms of Vishnu" that he was actually a Hindu.
Apu from the simpsons and Manjula married after two years, Despite trying to wriggle out of the situation, Apu from the simpsons was won over soon after meeting Manjula and the two actually did fall in love. Later, Manjula gave birth to eight children after receiving a larger-than-recommended dose of fertility drugs.[7] Apu from the simpsons and Manjula have a mostly happy marriage, despite understandable marital problems caused by Apu from the simpsons's workaholic nature, the strain of caring for eight children, and two instances of infidelity by Apu from the simpsons. He and his family are devotees of the Hindu gods Shiva, Ganesha, and Vishnu. At Apu from the simpsons's wedding, Homer, in a misguided attempt to play on the bride and groom's families' fear of the gods, arrived dressed as the Hindu god Ganesh. The impersonation was seen through by one of Apu from the simpsons's relatives and failed miserably. Before his marriage, Apu from the simpsons became known as the leading ladies' man in Springfield, because he holds a Ph.D. and runs his own business. He also admitted, "I'm not much of a talker, but I love to listen. I also like to design and build furniture and then to have a discussion about where it could be placed in a room," which made the single women of Springfield go crazy for him. Despite his hectic marriage and home life, however, his first love is still to work in the Kwik-E-Mart, sometimes taking shifts long enough to send him into sleep deprived hallucinations in which he thinks he is "...a hummingbird of some kind." Also after Apu from the simpsons had an affair with the Annette, Manjula made him legally change his name to Slime Q Slimedog. He is revealed to have slept with Selma Bouvier after Homer and Marge's second wedding.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:52

Mapparu

Drink-Mix Man posted:

During the 1960s, while still living in India, Apu from the simpsons spent some time as a student of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, in which capacity he became a friend of Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Apu from the simpsons's friendship with the McCartneys caused him to be referred to by some (mainly himself) as "The Fifth Beatle", They visited Apu from the simpsons in Springfield around the time he became naturalized, He says that he Graduated from Calcutta Technical University, where he was the top of his class of 7 million and got a scholarship in the United States at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.).[5] In the United States he got a doctorate in computer science by designing the world's first tic-tac-toe program that only the top human players could beat (and which was broken by Bart years later), He then took a job at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay back his student loans. He has great remembrance.

During the mid-1980s, Apu from the simpsons was a member of the barbershop quartet called The Be Sharps, which also consisted of Homer Simpson, Seymour Skinner, and Barney Gumble, who replaced original band member Chief Wiggum.[6] Upon the advice of Nigel, the band's manager, Apu from the simpsons took the stage name Apu from the simpsons du Beaumarche (a pun, as "du beau march�" means "of the beautiful market" in French) and denied "by the many arms of Vishnu" that he was actually a Hindu.
Apu from the simpsons and Manjula married after two years, Despite trying to wriggle out of the situation, Apu from the simpsons was won over soon after meeting Manjula and the two actually did fall in love. Later, Manjula gave birth to eight children after receiving a larger-than-recommended dose of fertility drugs.[7] Apu from the simpsons and Manjula have a mostly happy marriage, despite understandable marital problems caused by Apu from the simpsons's workaholic nature, the strain of caring for eight children, and two instances of infidelity by Apu from the simpsons. He and his family are devotees of the Hindu gods Shiva, Ganesha, and Vishnu. At Apu from the simpsons's wedding, Homer, in a misguided attempt to play on the bride and groom's families' fear of the gods, arrived dressed as the Hindu god Ganesh. The impersonation was seen through by one of Apu from the simpsons's relatives and failed miserably. Before his marriage, Apu from the simpsons became known as the leading ladies' man in Springfield, because he holds a Ph.D. and runs his own business. He also admitted, "I'm not much of a talker, but I love to listen. I also like to design and build furniture and then to have a discussion about where it could be placed in a room," which made the single women of Springfield go crazy for him. Despite his hectic marriage and home life, however, his first love is still to work in the Kwik-E-Mart, sometimes taking shifts long enough to send him into sleep deprived hallucinations in which he thinks he is "...a hummingbird of some kind." Also after Apu from the simpsons had an affair with the Annette, Manjula made him legally change his name to Slime Q Slimedog. He is revealed to have slept with Selma Bouvier after Homer and Marge's second wedding.

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:54

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

During the 1960s, while still living in India, Apu from the simpsons spent some time as a student of the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, in which capacity he became a friend of Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney. Apu from the simpsons's friendship with the McCartneys caused him to be referred to by some (mainly himself) as "The Fifth Beatle", They visited Apu from the simpsons in Springfield around the time he became naturalized, He says that he Graduated from Calcutta Technical University, where he was the top of his class of 7 million and got a scholarship in the United States at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.).[5] In the United States he got a doctorate in computer science by designing the world's first tic-tac-toe program that only the top human players could beat (and which was broken by Bart years later), He then took a job at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay back his student loans. He has great remembrance.

During the mid-1980s, Apu from the simpsons was a member of the barbershop quartet called The Be Sharps, which also consisted of Homer Simpson, Seymour Skinner, and Barney Gumble, who replaced original band member Chief Wiggum.[6] Upon the advice of Nigel, the band's manager, Apu from the simpsons took the stage name Apu from the simpsons du Beaumarche (a pun, as "du beau march�" means "of the beautiful market" in French) and denied "by the many arms of Vishnu" that he was actually a Hindu.
Apu from the simpsons and Manjula married after two years, Despite trying to wriggle out of the situation, Apu from the simpsons was won over soon after meeting Manjula and the two actually did fall in love. Later, Manjula gave birth to eight children after receiving a larger-than-recommended dose of fertility drugs.[7] Apu from the simpsons and Manjula have a mostly happy marriage, despite understandable marital problems caused by Apu from the simpsons's workaholic nature, the strain of caring for eight children, and two instances of infidelity by Apu from the simpsons. He and his family are devotees of the Hindu gods Shiva, Ganesha, and Vishnu. At Apu from the simpsons's wedding, Homer, in a misguided attempt to play on the bride and groom's families' fear of the gods, arrived dressed as the Hindu god Ganesh. The impersonation was seen through by one of Apu from the simpsons's relatives and failed miserably. Before his marriage, Apu from the simpsons became known as the leading ladies' man in Springfield, because he holds a Ph.D. and runs his own business. He also admitted, "I'm not much of a talker, but I love to listen. I also like to design and build furniture and then to have a discussion about where it could be placed in a room," which made the single women of Springfield go crazy for him. Despite his hectic marriage and home life, however, his first love is still to work in the Kwik-E-Mart, sometimes taking shifts long enough to send him into sleep deprived hallucinations in which he thinks he is "...a hummingbird of some kind." Also after Apu from the simpsons had an affair with the Annette, Manjula made him legally change his name to Slime Q Slimedog. He is revealed to have slept with Selma Bouvier after Homer and Marge's second wedding.

thank you

# ? Jul 31, 2015 05:55