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Bread Set Jettison

How did a loving mosquito get into my apartment?! All of the windows are shut and loving bolted down and I never loving open them. I have a balcony with a door and a screen but I never open that because why the gently caress bother. I never leave my apartment ever. My groceries are delivered to me by loving pea pod and this mosquito didnt come flying in during then because I would have noticed. i am very observant. Unless one of my prepackaged sandwiches and microwave french fry kits came packaged with loving hidden mosquitos, someone has gotten into my apartment and has released a mosquito and left without telling me or even saying hello. That is the only possiblity.

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alnilam

a diet of only peas doesn't sound very healthy op

fuck. marry. t-rex

alnilam posted:

a diet of only peas doesn't sound very healthy op

all he wants is peas on earth...



fuck. marry. t-rex

peas and quiet



Bread Set Jettison

http://www.peapod.com/


alnilam


woah

Tweezer Reprise

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
sorry op, it was probably me

Bread Set Jettison

R3M posted:

sorry op, it was probably me

fuckre


smoobles

it's prob a tiny NSA drone op

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fuck. marry. t-rex

blood fueled nsa drone, pretty standard



Qwerinty

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have you done something evil or bad or illegal? mosquitoes are the physical manifestation of guilt

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Qwerinty posted:

have you done something evil or bad or illegal? mosquitoes are the physical manifestation of guilt

Mosquito larvae could have snuck in through the cracks. Be prepared for more to show up.

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Casio_knight

Bread Set Jettison posted:

How did a loving mosquito get into my apartment?! All of the windows are shut and loving bolted down and I never loving open them. I have a balcony with a door and a screen but I never open that because why the gently caress bother. I never leave my apartment ever. My groceries are delivered to me by loving pea pod and this mosquito didnt come flying in during then because I would have noticed. i am very observant. Unless one of my prepackaged sandwiches and microwave french fry kits came packaged with loving hidden mosquitos, someone has gotten into my apartment and has released a mosquito and left without telling me or even saying hello. That is the only possiblity.

mosquitos love water so you need to turn off all water pipes and remember to drain your body as well because they will live in there if thats the only water.

Hyperriker

ur fukt m8
the light was on

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
guys, it's ok I figured out the mystery- you see it's a loving mosquito, and as everyone knows a loving mosquito is capable of doing heinous acts of monstrous ridiculousness that getting into your pea-pod delivered pristine fortress of impregnable impenetrable insect-proof sterility seems like a lesser ability for one of it's ilk. Befriend it, and it may reveal to you secrets that you have not yet begun to imagine

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spontaneous generation op

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