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Commie NedFlanders

POWERBALL posted:

From the humble wooden table of Dokan

4/7/13 3:04 PM
List of pilot episode ideas - Temple Heights pitch

  • Ando and Bhakti-Yana get into an argument over who is closest to Krishna. Han Me doesn't want to sweep the temple.
  • Ando accidentally switches the regular incense with mysterious imported incense, causing Han Me to think he achieves enlightenment. Ando and Bkahti-Yana find him on the temple grounds singing The Thong Song. A visiting Christian missionary couple (Pam Grier, David Hasselhoff?) condemn the monks to an eternity of fiery torment.
  • When Han Me borrows Ando's best robe to impress a nearby villager, everyone learns a lesson about sharing. Bhakti-Yana is visited in his dreams by the terrible and great visage of Shiva.
  • During Rama Navami, the monks have a contest to see who can stay silent the longest, but hijinks ensue when a wise guru pays them a visit.

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Lil Cunty posted:

12:32pm: whoa they're offering a mandala workshop after meditation

12:45pm: drat this mandala is turning out dank af

12:55pm:



problematic hug posted:

6:47pm - aw poo poo i'm out of tokens
6:49pm - how the gently caress does this silver monkey go together c'mon, work with me here
6:50pm - gently caress gently caress gently caress


lol

Ace of Baes
6:47 PM : This guys got some hairy rear end ears

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Android Blues

POWERBALL posted:

From the humble wooden table of Dokan

4/7/13 3:04 PM
List of pilot episode ideas - Temple Heights pitch

  • Ando and Bhakti-Yana get into an argument over who is closest to Krishna. Han Me doesn't want to sweep the temple.
  • Ando accidentally switches the regular incense with mysterious imported incense, causing Han Me to think he achieves enlightenment. Ando and Bkahti-Yana find him on the temple grounds singing The Thong Song. A visiting Christian missionary couple (Pam Grier, David Hasselhoff?) condemn the monks to an eternity of fiery torment.
  • When Han Me borrows Ando's best robe to impress a nearby villager, everyone learns a lesson about sharing. Bhakti-Yana is visited in his dreams by the terrible and great visage of Shiva.
  • During Rama Navami, the monks have a contest to see who can stay silent the longest, but hijinks ensue when a wise guru pays them a visit.

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
10:55 Preparing for Kung Fu class. Hope they let us fight somebody today instead of the dumb wooden stickman

11:05 Master has the dumb stick men out

11:15 hit my funny bone on the dumb stick man again. This wouldn't happen if they just let me hit Chen. He's such a kiss rear end, and Master always lets him out early to gather the donated food for lunch. I know he's taking all the good stuff and hiding it under his mat.

12:05 lunchtime. Ramen again. Dammit Chen

Lil Cunty


fema crisis actor posted:

12:05 lunchtime. Ramen again. Dammit Chen

lol


ty crap

ty landy

Macnult

2:04 PM: My peer group is torn between whether to spell it like "Taoism" or "Daoism". I'm okay with either tbh.

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
10:00am: Arrive at the temple late with a croissant hanging out of my mouth, apologizing.

10:00:05am: Priest frowns at me, then inwardly frowns at self for having judgement.

10:27am: feverish attempt to leave body and send soul to brunch

11:00am: headache

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