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only the spokoiest skeletens go here, nothing standard or run of the mill.

# ? Aug 15, 2015 06:12

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dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

# ? Aug 15, 2015 06:16

Highly Unnecessary

# ? Aug 15, 2015 07:06

Commie NedFlanders

sospooky

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# ? Aug 15, 2015 15:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Idgi

# ? Aug 15, 2015 17:01

cuntman.net

the skeleton im most scared of is my own because i cant see it that means when it finally makes its move i wont see it coming. i sometimes see pictures of it when i go and get an x ray which is a grim reminder that its still lurking there, biding its time

# ? Aug 15, 2015 17:10

Salmiakki

TWIST FIST posted:

the skeleton im most scared of is my own because i cant see it that means when it finally makes its move i wont see it coming. i sometimes see pictures of it when i go and get an x ray which is a grim reminder that its still lurking there, biding its time

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# ? Aug 15, 2015 17:18

google THIS

smoobles posted:

only the spokoiest skeletens go here, nothing standard or run of the mill.

jokes on you that skeleton has eyes so he is not completely a skeleton

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:35

google THIS

skelemom: this is an intervention, Jimmy. Your father I have noticed that you have eyes.

jimmy: so what? What's wrong with having eyes? They make me spookier. they're not even white like regular eyes, they're black!

skeledad: this is how it starts, Jimmy. Next thing you know you want lips so your face can be more "expressive," then it's an entire digestive tract so your food doesn't plop straight to the floor when you eat it and before you know it, bam, you're a fleshling

jimmy: oh god! help me!

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:44

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

people intentionally misspell "spooky" in this thread unless they meant to spell "spokey" and post skeletons on a bicycle

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:45

google THIS

so pokey skeletons have a lot of bone spurs

# ? Aug 15, 2015 20:49

bacalou

technically your brain is inside your skeleton so really your skeleton is doing the thinking for your stupid muscles and skin

# ? Aug 15, 2015 21:57

alnilam

your skeleton's feelings on being surrounded by dumb muscles and skin every day:

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# ? Aug 15, 2015 21:59

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

TWIST FIST posted:

the skeleton im most scared of is my own because i cant see it that means when it finally makes its move i wont see it coming. i sometimes see pictures of it when i go and get an x ray which is a grim reminder that its still lurking there, biding its time

# ? Aug 15, 2015 22:21

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# ? Aug 16, 2015 08:15

I Dunno

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# ? Aug 16, 2015 11:12

Funky See Funky Do: STILL TRYING HARD

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# ? Aug 16, 2015 11:19

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

# ? Aug 16, 2015 11:23

Tebulot: im hip now bois

google THIS posted:

skelemom: this is an intervention, Jimmy. Your father I have noticed that you have eyes.

jimmy: so what? What's wrong with having eyes? They make me spookier. they're not even white like regular eyes, they're black!

skeledad: this is how it starts, Jimmy. Next thing you know you want lips so your face can be more "expressive," then it's an entire digestive tract so your food doesn't plop straight to the floor when you eat it and before you know it, bam, you're a fleshling

jimmy: oh god! help me!

# ? Aug 16, 2015 11:44

Koishi Komeiji

# ? Aug 16, 2015 19:41

Commie NedFlanders

aleksey rising

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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# ? Aug 16, 2015 23:18

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smoobles posted:

only the spokoiest skeletens go here, nothing standard or run of the mill.

Sorry this is more of an angry skeleton making it silly for the wrong reasons. Skeletons can't be super serious and angry. They are best as chill, goofy, or existential.

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