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Here are my Ideas for some super soakers that should be made. They will probably never be made, but who knows, someday... And just in case you're wondering, yes, I have lots of free time. CPS series CPS 4000 This baby holds 5 gallons in a metal tank that sets on the floor. A hose brings it up to the gun, which rests on a TRIPOD! Has a .8 gallon pressure tank! Takes a long time to pump, though. Has 5x, 10x, and 20x settings. perfect for base defense, not that useful for your basic 2-on-2 fight fire truck (FT) series FT 10000 A one-seater go-kart! Has a CPS with a 1-gallon pressure tank! Has 15 gallon main tank. PT automatically fills with engine-no need to pump! The soaker has 4 nozzle settings. 1x, 5x, 20x, and 50x. Can shoot for a very long time at 1x, but gets people SOAKED at 50x. Shoots up to 80 feet! Also has a water baloon gun that shoots 200 feet and can hold up to 10 water baloons! Top speed: 50-60 MPH! FT 15000 This medium-size FT is about the size of a VW new beetle. It has a 3 gallon PT, and holds 20 gallons of water. Only needs two people to operate, because it's twin water baloon launchers are computer controlled. They are able to launch water balloons up to 200 feet at targets marked by the computer and hold 20 balloons each. The main gun has 4 nozzles 5x, 20x, 50x, and 100x! FT 20000 This FT is the size of a medium car. Has a 6 gallon PT and a 30 gallon tank. Needs two people to operate it. Has a main gun that has 5x, 20x, 70x, and 150x! Has twin computer-controlled water balloon launchers capable of launching balloons up to 300 feet. Holds up to 25 baloons each FT 30000 A HUGE truck has a 10 gallon PT and 150-gallon main tank! Nozzle settngs are 10x, 50x, 100x and 200x! Shoots up to 150 feet! Requires a crew of 5 to operate all weapons! Has 3 water balloon launchers that launch up to 600 feet and hold up to 30 balloons each! Uses a computer interface to change nozzles, shoot, pump, and aim. FT 40000 Few words can discribe this beast. It's the biggest supersoaker ever. Requires 8 people to man all the guns, and 1 to drive. Holds 400 gallons with tank attached to it's back. Has a 20 gallon pt, and it needs every ounce of it! Has 3 main guns, each of which have 10x 50x, 100x, and 200x settings, and one GOLIATH gun that has 50x, 100x, 200x, and 400x settings! the goliath gun is mounted on a turret, and is computer controlled, while the main guns turn freely and are heald like a regular super soaker. The true meaning of power! Has quad person-controlled variable-power water balloon launchers! Power can be varied to shoot the baloons up to 1000 feet or as little as 2 feet! Holds 50 balloons per gun! The most fantastic supersoaker ever! |
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a super soaker that teleports the target onto the floor of the pacific ocean
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Aug 19, 2015 12:32
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a super soaker that shoots saline locks connected to IV tubing into each of the targets limbs and a F.A.S.T 1 into their supersternal notch forcefully filling their body with hose water until they explode like a water balloon
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Aug 19, 2015 12:34
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Aug 19, 2015 12:34
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a super soaker that you shoot into the clouds and it forms a tropic storm or hurricane a super soaker that you shoot into the ground that shifts tectonic plates and causes a tsunami from the nearest ocean ---------------- |
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Aug 19, 2015 12:35
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you get to drink from the FIREHOSE,
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Aug 19, 2015 12:52
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Luvcow posted:you get to drink from the FIREHOSE, https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 19, 2015 13:01
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Keep developing super soakers, idiots. I'll be over here developing some kind of suit that can defeat water. |
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Aug 19, 2015 13:47
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Extremely retarded of you to make guns that use an increasingly rare and valuable resource, morons. The wars of the future will be fought FOR water, not WITH water. |
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Aug 19, 2015 13:49
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A super soaker that collects my tears of shame and turns them into a righteous stream of revenge |
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Aug 19, 2015 13:51
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a super ANTI soaker that sucks all the water from your opponent's bodies making them a desiccated lifeless husk
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Aug 19, 2015 14:02
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Splatmaster posted:a super ANTI soaker that sucks all the water from your opponent's bodies making them a desiccated lifeless husk That's a laser. You just invented a laser. |
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Aug 19, 2015 14:08
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dogcrash truther posted:Extremely retarded of you to make guns that use an increasingly rare and valuable resource, morons. The wars of the future will be fought FOR water, not WITH water. Water is essentially shooting blanks. Real-man-god-warriors fill their super soakers with piss. |
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Aug 19, 2015 14:39
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appropriate bc laser tag is objectively superior in every way -blacklights -weird 90's interior decoration -pizza and arcade games in the lobby -power armor |
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Aug 19, 2015 14:39
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dogcrash truther posted:That's a laser. You just invented a laser. sweet. all those patent infringers will be seeing me in court! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 19, 2015 15:07
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dogcrash truther posted:Extremely retarded of you to make guns that use an increasingly rare and valuable resource, morons. The wars of the future will be fought FOR water, not WITH water. The future of super soakers is tiny. You will be able to soak things the size of an ant. Antsoaking will become the hip new thing.
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Aug 19, 2015 16:46
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Manifisto posted:The future of super soakers is tiny. You will be able to soak things the size of an ant. Antsoaking will become the hip new thing. |
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Aug 19, 2015 16:48
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nasa:ok CPS 1000, point the high intensity nozzle at the asteroid astronauts:we uh *snickering* haha we don't read you houston nasa: CPS we show the MONSTER MAX-D is still aligned straight down please realign--*it starts raining outside* astronauts: hhahahahahahahhaha*sound of high fives*
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Aug 19, 2015 17:41
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dogcrash truther posted:Extremely retarded of you to make guns that use an increasingly rare and valuable resource, morons. The wars of the future will be fought FOR water, not WITH water. stilgar: what the gently caress are you doing?! paul atreides: (hiding supersoaker behind back) we were just, uh, uh... |
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Aug 19, 2015 17:49
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Manifisto posted:The future of super soakers is tiny. You will be able to soak things the size of an ant. Antsoaking will become the hip new thing. the sub soaker |
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ron color posted:nasa:ok CPS 1000, point the high intensity nozzle at the asteroid
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