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Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

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Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib
Why don't they just put green screen on all the actors too?

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Fassassin's Creed

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Ristolaz posted:

*does this but into an IMAX 3D movie seat*


I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

:-(

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Anyway lol what about the lionesgate borderlands movie

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

THE PENETRATOR posted:

Anyway lol what about the lionesgate borderlands movie

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

THE PENETRATOR posted:

Anyway lol what about the lionesgate borderlands movie

Is the Burchmeister writing it?

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
A directors chair with the words "Boner" written across the back

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
what will the rating be

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Darkman Fanpage posted:

what will the rating be
Looks like an A, maybe an A+. Seems epic to me.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Darkman Fanpage posted:

what will the rating be
Rated I for Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Gigante posted:

Rated I for Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs.
A multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs controls Hollywood.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

A multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs controls Hollywood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Tez4oETj4

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

A multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs controls Hollywood.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Pablo Gigante posted:

Rated I for Inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed and produced by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs.

inshallah

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

A multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs controls Hollywood.

http://assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Moses

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Moses' staff was, in reality, a Staff of Eden

Soral
May 30, 2009

Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party, also known as the Nazi Party, serving as Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945.

By the 1930s, Hitler was under the influence of the Templar Order, obtaining an Apple of Eden from Templar industrialist Henry Ford, intending for him to use it to start World War II.[1] Alongside fellow Templar puppet Joseph Stalin, Hitler brought on the turmoil and fear necessary for Abstergo Industries to take control of the working population.[2]

On 30 April 1945, at the end of the war, Hitler executed his body double inside the Führerbunker and planned to meet Winston Churchill with the Apple of Eden at a rendezvous point. However, upon leaving the bunker, Hitler was killed by the Assassins.[3]

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Soral posted:

Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party, also known as the Nazi Party, serving as Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945.

By the 1930s, Hitler was under the influence of the Templar Order, obtaining an Apple of Eden from Templar industrialist Henry Ford, intending for him to use it to start World War II.[1] Alongside fellow Templar puppet Joseph Stalin, Hitler brought on the turmoil and fear necessary for Abstergo Industries to take control of the working population.[2]

On 30 April 1945, at the end of the war, Hitler executed his body double inside the Führerbunker and planned to meet Winston Churchill with the Apple of Eden at a rendezvous point. However, upon leaving the bunker, Hitler was killed by the Assassins.[3]

I thought for a sentence that Assassin's Creed is actually good, but then they killed Hitler anyway.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
It's still kinda funny that he had an elaborate death staging and then walked outside and got owned anyway

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soral posted:

Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party, also known as the Nazi Party, serving as Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945.

By the 1930s, Hitler was under the influence of the Templar Order, obtaining an Apple of Eden from Templar industrialist Henry Ford, intending for him to use it to start World War II.[1] Alongside fellow Templar puppet Joseph Stalin, Hitler brought on the turmoil and fear necessary for Abstergo Industries to take control of the working population.[2]

On 30 April 1945, at the end of the war, Hitler executed his body double inside the Führerbunker and planned to meet Winston Churchill with the Apple of Eden at a rendezvous point. However, upon leaving the bunker, Hitler was killed by the Assassins.[3]

Lmfao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i just realised the hitler post is real

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

In Training posted:

I thought for a sentence that Assassin's Creed is actually good, but then they killed Hitler anyway.

They can, and must, retcon it.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729987&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post447481236

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Epic

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I've never played an Assassin's Creed game; I'm waiting for the series to wrap up so I can binge it.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

In Training posted:

I've never played an Assassin's Creed game; I'm waiting for the series to wrap up so I can binge it.

Lol

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

trying to jack off posted:

i just realised the hitler post is real

It has citations

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

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01011001
Dec 26, 2012


lol

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