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Pinche Rudo

But I am not comfortable with the whole "burning people" thing. What are some other things I can burn to appease the Lord of Light?

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
every time you turn on a light, you're burning away darkness

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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
get a candle, and light it at both ends. you get wax everywhere, but so much done


ty bacalou!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
burn an original Thomas Kinkade painting

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cuntman.net

colonel wood???

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Qwerinty posted:

burn an original Thomas Kinkade painting

i had to squint just imagining this


ty bacalou!

Pinche Rudo

Qwerinty posted:

burn an original Thomas Kinkade painting

Where can I find one? I don't know anything about art

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

TWIST FIST posted:

colonel wood???

drat, yes, that is the name that went with that av in my lurking yesteryear

wb col. wood :)


ty bacalou!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Where can I find one? I don't know anything about art

check your local mall, there's always some kiosk selling crappy paintings. if you see a painting of a gingerbread house with cancer, that is a thomas kinkade original

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Pinche Rudo

fema crisis actor posted:

drat, yes, that is the name that went with that av in my lurking yesteryear

wb col. wood :)

Thanks, glad to be back

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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Thanks, glad to be back
:high5:


ty bacalou!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
put on a laser floyd show for r'hllor

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fema crisis actor

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the cute houses with all the light coming out of the windows in kinkade paintings?

those are just cute crematoriums.

gruesome but tru


ty bacalou!

yoober

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Where can I find one? I don't know anything about art

furniture store

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Pinche Rudo


I live near a couple really nice parks should I go looking for a Weirwood tree or will just any tree do

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i worship a small god

Casio_knight

you can just use a microwave during the rituals.

we use marshmallows to represent the blessed souls being sent home :)

Casio_knight

The Lord of Light, the Heart of Fire, the God of Flame and Shadow works best on high for bout 20 secs a soul

Senior Management



better option, praise Father Nurgle.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm old fashioned and still throw babies in the tophet for my master Baal.

Goons Are Gifts

Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Qwerinty posted:

burn an original Thomas Kinkade painting


Qwerinty posted:

check your local mall, there's always some kiosk selling crappy paintings. if you see a painting of a gingerbread house with cancer, that is a thomas kinkade original

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
sneak into a jewish home during hanukkah and turn on the tv and all the lights

Not sure what other religions are weak to fire... maybe zoroastrianism has some loophole in there?

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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