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what have you done lately? yeah, thought so.. heh.
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Apr 25, 2024 21:40
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- bog pixie
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i made two new iphones out of playdough you son of a bitch
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Sep 9, 2015 21:15
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i made two new iphones out of playdough you son of a bitch
apple also done gone and made 2 new ipads
bog pixie: 2
tim cook: 3
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Sep 9, 2015 21:20
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- google THIS
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I helped make the new iPhone necessary
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Sep 9, 2015 21:27
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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i superglued my iphone to my iPad now my iPad is a phone, suck on that apple
 
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Sep 9, 2015 21:30
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i just broke my new iphone therefore negating their hard work
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Sep 9, 2015 21:32
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introducing: the iPhone Flip. you asked for a iPhone where you don't touch the screen, that has buttons and you flip it open to use it. and we heard you loud and clear.
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Sep 9, 2015 21:36
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Stinkier than your average bear
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What I did was not contribute to e-waste
You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them
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Sep 9, 2015 22:00
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- Macnult
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I managed to own an iPhone 4 for four years without cracking the screen. Take that, Apple!
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Sep 9, 2015 22:04
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I managed to own an iPhone 4 for four years without cracking the screen. Take that, Apple!
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Sep 9, 2015 22:17
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introducing: the iPhone Flip. you asked for a iPhone where you don't touch the screen, that has buttons and you flip it open to use it. and we heard you loud and clear.
lol
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Sep 9, 2015 22:17
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- Dr Cheeto
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I make artisan styluses out of locally sourced reclaimed hardwood for $250 a pop. Beat that, Apple Pencil.
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Sep 9, 2015 22:24
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introducing: the iPhone Flip. you asked for a iPhone where you don't touch the screen, that has buttons and you flip it open to use it. and we heard you loud and clear.
Users were complaining about how complex it was, that they just wanted a simple phone that's all... well we listened
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Sep 9, 2015 22:31
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I put an iPhone and set it to roaming and let it walk around the neighborhood, see the town some, give it some roaming around money.
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Sep 9, 2015 22:35
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Tim cook walks onto the stage, a podium with a huge red button rises from below, he clears his throat and quietly, with dignity presses the button. the middle finger emoji appears behind him, twelve feet tall. he drops his impossibly small microphone no one even noticed he had on the stage and walks off. people are still in the amphitheater, applause reverberating until the next Apple innovation
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Sep 9, 2015 22:46
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i have an idea for an apple product. i take my iphone and glue to another iphone permanently... so now i can make two calls at the same time, text two people at the same time, and listen to two songs at the same time... tim cook wont know what hit him
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Sep 10, 2015 00:43
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i have an idea for an apple product. i take my iphone and glue to another iphone permanently... so now i can make two calls at the same time, text two people at the same time, and listen to two songs at the same time... tim cook wont know what hit him
*ending conversation with friend on the phone* alright, cool, catch you on the flipside. *turns phone over, the same friend is calling the other phone* hey, we going to the place tonight?
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Sep 10, 2015 00:44
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- treasure bear
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i held an ipad close to my face to replicate the effect of the big ipad and lets just say: incredible, apple's done it again
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Sep 10, 2015 00:49
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by Cyrano4747
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a wrist mounted iphone dock so you can use your arm as a selfie stick
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Sep 10, 2015 00:53
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i have an idea for an apple product. i take my iphone and glue to another iphone permanently... so now i can make two calls at the same time, text two people at the same time, and listen to two songs at the same time... tim cook wont know what hit him
50 cent already did this
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Sep 10, 2015 00:56
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- smoobles
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i held an ipad close to my face to replicate the effect of the big ipad and lets just say: incredible, apple's done it again
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Sep 10, 2015 00:58
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yeah i used to be excited for iphons before i discovered i can literally emit radio waves to contact other people
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Sep 10, 2015 01:38
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yeah i used to be excited for iphons before i discovered i can literally emit radio waves to contact other people
that was a fart
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Sep 10, 2015 01:41
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- tao of lmao
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i held an ipad close to my face to replicate the effect of the big ipad and lets just say: incredible, apple's done it again
lol
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patriarchy sucks
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Unless it's an iPhone with the storage capacity of an iPod Classic I don't gaf
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