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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
Hello you knuckle dragging bastards.

It has been fourteen years since a handful of fuckheads smashed several planes into the Pentagon, the Twin Towers, and a field in Pennsylvania at the behest of a couple more lovely people. These events precipitated into a slew of geopolitical fuckups by the united states that likely/absolutely lead towards your idiotic decisions in serving the armed forces. This stupid decision likely forever changed you from being johnny on the block full of piss and vinegar into the broken hollow shell of a human that your friends and family abhor. :)


The plus side for you, though, is that one person at a time you got to help bring the human genome project workload down by a clip of several hundred thousand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8bV9iNStEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLfSn4LBuY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9QN3AkydYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-M6HMmLDI0




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4


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Fucitol fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Sep 12, 2015

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
post your 9/11est conspiracy itt tia



to start: george bush is a time traveling lizard person that doesn't care for black people

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
The invaison of Iraq wasn't over oil or hegemony, just a testament to how loving awful MI6, the CIA and NSA were at doing their jobs

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

9/11 was actually the second coming of jesus and we all got left behind

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

9/11 was actually the second coming of jesus and we all got left behind

never looked at it this way but it really makes u think

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
11 minus 9 is 2, which is the exact amount of countries that america invaded after 9/11. "iraq" and "afghanistan" can be rearranged to spell "aha farting sanqi." san qi (三七) or sanchi is the chinese common name for Panax notoginseng. It is used for hematological purposes as a clotting agent. idk where this is going but fbi agent/director j edgar hoover did 9/11. p much

Fucitol fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Sep 11, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ocelot was behind it all.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ocelot was behind it all.

There's a trophy in the PS3 version of MGS3 for killing Ocelot after you beat him, even though it results in a game over.

http://www.playstationtrophies.org/game/metal-gear-solid-3-snake-eater-hd/trophy/38502-Problem-Solved--Series-Over.html

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Ocelot was behind it all.



Look at those eyes. Always watching. Always plotting.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mad Dragon posted:



Look at those eyes. Always watching. Always plotting.

Babu!

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005


HE REMEMBERS ME!

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