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Best E/N thread since the one where mods banned a goon's wife for telling her husband to visit his children.
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That was GBS  I would have let it go on forever because I am a bad mod and it was loving art.
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Sep 19, 2015 23:14
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Ah ok, sorry. I wish I could find that thread, it was pretty hilarious.
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Sep 19, 2015 23:24
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Keg posted:Best E/N thread since the one where mods banned a goon's wife for telling her husband to visit his children. Yeah someone should find that. I must have missed it and it sounds just as great if not better than this one. This thread rules btw.
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Sep 20, 2015 02:05
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Lard Goat posted:All of you are right! i am dependent on alcohol. I have hosed up my life so bad that I.... no, I've never gotten so drunk I mistook my wife going out to visit her sick mother as the end of my marriage. That isn't a thing that happens to most of us.
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Sep 20, 2015 20:35
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you just don't party hard enough, man
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Sep 20, 2015 20:47
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OP's gonna come back and puppet master the poo poo out of this thread
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Sep 21, 2015 13:05
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Goldmine this thread please detectivemonkey
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Sep 21, 2015 14:43
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jassi007 posted:no, I've never gotten so drunk I mistook my wife going out to visit her sick mother as the end of my marriage. That isn't a thing that happens to most of us. Why not. OP knows how to party and it seems like you on the other hand do not.
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Sep 21, 2015 15:13
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sever op your carotid artery
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Sep 21, 2015 16:02
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Ok so wait did you come home, wife gone and then you got drunk or were you already drunk before realising your wife was gone. Please let it be the first that would be amazing.
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Sep 21, 2015 16:53
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Got home drunk, didn't see wife, thought she finally got the guts to leave him as she's been threatening so often lately.
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Sep 21, 2015 18:16
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MeLKoR posted:Got home drunk, didn't see wife, thought she finally got the guts to leave him as she's been threatening so often lately. Lol way to totally make up that last part.
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Sep 21, 2015 22:49
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Lard Goat posted:When I woke up still plastered her whole family was laughing at me for all the drunk texts asking her to come back. This is why you never break the sever.
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Sep 22, 2015 00:24
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Keg posted:Best E/N thread since the one where mods banned a goon's wife for telling her husband to visit his children.
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Sep 22, 2015 01:30
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I want to goldmine this but first I want to learn more about the things OP has done while drunk that he thinks is a regular thing everyone does all the time. OP?
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Sep 22, 2015 02:16
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detectivemonkey posted:I want to goldmine this but first I want to learn more about the things OP has done while drunk that he thinks is a regular thing everyone does all the time. OP? OP got drunk again, can't find the thread and thinks you've sent it to the gas chamber.
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Sep 22, 2015 09:20
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Keg posted:Best E/N thread since the one where mods banned a goon's wife for telling her husband to visit his children. detmo, please do not close this thread until someone finds this link for us poor unfortunates who missed it
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Sep 22, 2015 09:47
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Wanna read that thread
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Sep 22, 2015 17:31
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Lard Goat posted:Well poo poo, this is pretty embarrassing but I was really loving drunk and she did not leave me. Her mom is in the hospital and it turns out I refused to believe her. So sorry, no marriage ending, just too much alcohol. lmao
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Sep 22, 2015 20:40
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I don't think alcohol will get you any farther down this E/N story op, I'd start mixing it up with some hard drugs or maybe even painkillers
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Sep 23, 2015 18:05
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I wanna see some of those texts he sent. "NOOO COME BAAACACKCK" "Mom just flat-lined." "gently caress YOU BIITITCH I NEER LOVED YOU"
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Sep 24, 2015 01:29
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Protip OP ìf you think getting that drunk is normal and cool you wife is actually going to leave you
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Sep 24, 2015 01:40
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evilpicard posted:Protip OP ìf you think getting that drunk is normal and cool you wife is actually going to leave you Unless she's the same and that's when the good stuff happens. Not in this case though
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Sep 24, 2015 02:19
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 your cock.
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Sep 24, 2015 04:32
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I think Lard Goat should get some real help with his PTSD that is causing the drinking problem. Like yeah it's loving awful but the answer to your problems don't lie at the bottom of the next bottle.
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Sep 24, 2015 05:13
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But how will he know they aren't at the bottom of his next bottle unless he drinks it? Silly.
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Sep 25, 2015 04:39
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Lard Goat posted:Have you ever been really drunk? Like a few shots short of a handle drunk? poo poo gets a little wonky at that level. When I woke up still plastered her whole family was laughing at me for all the drunk texts asking her to come back. c'est la vie I mean at least her family is cool as poo poo
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Aralan posted:I, too, like to drink most of a handle of whiskey by myself and send non sequitur harassing texts to my significant other while they're at the hospital with their mother this. but unironically.
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