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I always thought my parents were just regular hard working folks, but now that I'm a grown up suddenly adult speech sounds different, like everyone suddenly makes sense.
Except for my parents... they stayed the same.
I don't know waht toot think anymore. Wha haw weah waa wa woh hwaawaa wooaa...
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yeah, its like my uncle sousa used to say, "prbbbbwoomp"
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"get those loving woodwinds out of here!!!" my father would yell
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momma warned me about marrying that bass violin, but i dont give a poo poo what she thinks, we're in love.
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Listened to a Miles Davis album today. The "nasdaq dow jones recession world economy futures index margins" part always makes me smile.
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Sep 17, 2015 22:47
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"get those loving woodwinds out of here!!!" my father would yell
totally okay, he was raised in a different time
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Sep 17, 2015 22:52
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You listen to uncle Jake and you listen good. I may have no college degrees and I do jobs as they come.
Sure life ain't all sunshines and puppy farts, but no matter what... at least I don't work for no drat flute!
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Sep 17, 2015 22:54
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dad: (empties spit valve)
mom: dad! I have friends over!
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Sep 17, 2015 23:01
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so what the hell WERE the Peanut's parents saying, anyway?
google ron paul
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sucks too 'cause i never wound up fitting in with either the trombones or the tubas and the conductor never knew where to sit me
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sucks too 'cause i never wound up fitting in with either the trombones or the tubas and the conductor never knew where to sit me
he used you as a step stool because he was a short man and you are beneath him
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If you think about it, the aliens from Close Encounters are the adults of the universe.
Mhm mhmm hm mwmm mwammm
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don't be so brass about it
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rotary or valve? need to know how the tuba swings
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also check out sousaphone battles, they're pretty fun
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I was raised by two drums and a cymbal but unfortunately they died when I was a teenager. They fell off a cliff
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ba dum tiss
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At least your parents didn't name you Melody.
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I'm told I wasn't fully potty trained until a lot later than most kids. problem was whenever I would try to walk toward the bathroom, dad would start his doddering "WOMP, womp, WOMP, womp" accompaniment as I started lumbering along and I ended up picking up the pavlovian response of making GBS threads in my pants at the sound of his voice
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I was adopted, and my father (the trombone) would drink and blare extremely piercing noises in my ear. I challenged him to a fight, he just did that "wah wah wahhh" noise and said I didn't have the brass. I ran away that night to become a general
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