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deep dish peat moss

Maybe seven or,
Maybe it's more like eight-ish
In the second line

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Sep 28, 2015

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deep dish peat moss

I think that somewhere,
You can use the number five
To get something done

deep dish peat moss

What if I wrote it
With the drat numbers I want
And gently caress what books say.

deep dish peat moss

The last line's useless
It's just the same as the first
The last line's useless

deep dish peat moss

Were five and seven
Ancient symbols of power
No one man should have?

deep dish peat moss

I don't like big words
So Fred is disqualified
Bitch I'm Steve Haiku.

deep dish peat moss

For near eighteen years
I slaved over this work bench
To invent Haiku.

deep dish peat moss

The sum of my life
In work, in passion, in love
I bring you... Haiku

deep dish peat moss

But Steve, well, I mean
It's not even hard to do.
You sure it's a skill?

deep dish peat moss

God drat it Percy
I'm real sick of your poo poo man
Your jam is lim'ricks

smoobles

It doesn't matter..
Use whatever words you want
Japan can suck it

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GEExCEE

The essence of the Haiku is
Cutting. Increasingly, poets are abandoning
The traditional 17 on structure

platonicbackrub

smoobles posted:

It doesn't matter..
Use whatever words you want
Japan can suck it

platonicbackrub

Haiku, well that's cool
But me, I prefer something
More calculated

bawk

for 12 years you have
been asking: who is John Galt?
this is john galt speak


ulvir

smoobles posted:

It doesn't matter..
Use whatever words you want
Japan can suck it

Jesustheastronaut!




Just make a sentence
Seventeen syllables long;
Write it on three lines

Wertjoe

Hey guys what's up I
Was just about to pick up
A pizza

tradjik

im going through this thread
and counting all the syllables
no im not


ty heather papps u da bes

google THIS

byob bitch
depending on how you pro-
nounce it that won't work

Scaly Haylie

haikus can be fun
the structure is challenging
it's snowing on mt. fuji

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Scaly Haylie

google THIS posted:

byob bitch
depending on how you pro-
nounce it that won't work

might i propose:

bee why oh bee-yotch

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