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He would probably be thinking about the next best product that would make Apple relevant again. He would be thinking about the next greatest revolution in technology while having sex with an Ethiopian rent boy.
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the iphone 6s wouldnt exist thats for sure!
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Oct 1, 2015 23:15
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lmao
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if steve jobs were still alive right now, he'd probably say "Hey! Get me out of this coffin."
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Oct 2, 2015 19:52
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As a Millennial I posted:if steve jobs were still alive right now, he'd probably say "Hey! Get me out of this coffin." i'm disappointed black pete
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As a Millennial I posted:if steve jobs were still alive right now, he'd probably say "Hey! Get me out of this coffin." not sure, i'd guess that he'd likely be holding his phone correctly and ordering a grave digger-up service from the app store because there's an app for that. and he'd likely be eating broccoli too - because that cures cancer. he'd likely also be deleting emails from his kin because "i'm sterile your honour" having sworn an oath to tell the truth. yeah, while he was doing all of the above, he'd probably also be deleting the emails from the millions of charities around the world because literally none of them are worthy of apple money. yeah - i'm glad the narcissistic oval office is rotting in a box, though i fear his lovely rotting corpse might pollute the ground around it as it did in life. just sayin'
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Oct 2, 2015 20:02
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holy crap!
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Oct 2, 2015 20:11
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he would probably be marketing his cancer cure and making the world a better place for humanity. thanks stebe
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Oct 2, 2015 20:32
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everything would be pretty much the same except there'd still be a 4" iphone and no camera bump
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Oct 2, 2015 21:51
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he'd continue to follow the 50 year technology road map he hand carved into slabs of aluminium in 1998
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Oct 2, 2015 22:07
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url posted:not sure, i'd guess that he'd likely be holding his phone correctly and ordering a grave digger-up service from the app store because there's an app for that. and he'd likely be eating broccoli too - because that cures cancer. source your quotes
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jony ive aces posted:was expecting this to be the op tbh Sorry, I wanted to tell the truth about Steve Jobs being a massive paedophile, but that wasn't enough apparently.
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Oct 3, 2015 01:11
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I bet he would be masturbating to gay butts
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Oct 3, 2015 07:08
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that OP was black Peres best post
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Oct 3, 2015 08:35
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url posted:not sure, i'd guess that he'd likely be holding his phone correctly and ordering a grave digger-up service from the app store because there's an app for that.
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Oct 3, 2015 12:17
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black pete posted:Sorry, I wanted to tell the truth about Steve Jobs being a massive paedophile, but that wasn't enough apparently. he wasn't massive, he was gaunt af
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Oct 3, 2015 12:18
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drat Black Man 7 hasnt been banned yet?!
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jony ive aces posted:that's not the truth though That was the later Stebe Jibs Air model.
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