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this is a fine house.
it would be a pity if you came home one day to find the lawns cut and a granny flat constructed out the back with a gravel path connecting it to the main house. real pity
*drinks lemonade*
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*wakes up to find a horses head in your bed still attached to the horse and its coat is so glossy*
the bastards even freshly shooed it
*horse nuzzles at your cheek*
bastards
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Oct 2, 2015 00:21
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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I hate Amish people, they are the yin to my keyboard warrior yang
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Oct 2, 2015 00:27
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let me ask you a question do you like rhododendrons???
my boys could be here in half an hour *points at driveway*
i wouldnt want you to have to clean those leaves off such a pretty driveway every weekend
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Oct 2, 2015 00:27
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*two sticks are dropped in your mailbox*
arson takes longer here but we all think its better this way
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Oct 2, 2015 00:32
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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*wake up to air conditioned house*
everyone in the idf must die
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Oct 2, 2015 00:34
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*wake up to air conditioned house*
mob boss: i said ice them
mobster: but this is worse can you imagine explaining to their family that a machine is making it cold??
mob boss: thats geneous 
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Oct 2, 2015 00:39
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*wakes up to find a horses head in your bed still attached to the horse and its coat is so glossy*
the bastards even freshly shooed it
*horse nuzzles at your cheek*
bastards
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Oct 2, 2015 00:41
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corn, corn, corn
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in ohio amish country there was some renegade breakaway amish group who went around cutting beards off of other former members in retaliation of leaving their group/because of a custody battle. 16 were found guilty.
once you're in it you're in for life
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/amish-hair-beard-cutting-attacks-sentencing-_n_2639605.html
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Oct 2, 2015 00:57
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- google THIS
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leave the gun, take the apple pie
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Oct 2, 2015 01:51
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this is a fine house.
it would be a pity if you came home one day to find the lawns cut and a granny flat constructed out the back with a gravel path connecting it to the main house. real pity
*drinks lemonade*
lol
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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this is a fine house.
it would be a pity if you came home one day to find the lawns cut and a granny flat constructed out the back with a gravel path connecting it to the main house. real pity
*drinks lemonade*
*wakes up to find a horses head in your bed still attached to the horse and its coat is so glossy*
the bastards even freshly shooed it
*horse nuzzles at your cheek*
bastards
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Oct 2, 2015 06:19
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there is no amish godfather, because that would be sacrilegious.
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Oct 2, 2015 06:23
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us? yeah we raised that barn. yeah yeah, it only took a day.
...makes you wonder how fast we could take one down
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Oct 2, 2015 12:06
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*wakes up to find a horses head in your bed still attached to the horse and its coat is so glossy*
the bastards even freshly shooed it
*horse nuzzles at your cheek*
bastards
lol
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Oct 2, 2015 14:18
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Listen Ricky, either you cough up 12 pounds of freshly churned butter or I'll bite your loving big toe off with my one tooth.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 2, 2015 16:32
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ＴＨＥ ＰＯＳＴＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＦＬＯＷ
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*Gets into buggy*
*Knickers and snaps reigns to start horse moving*
*Buggy explodes*
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Oct 3, 2015 03:11
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mafia boss: if you don't quit yer yapping, you'll end up like Jeb, wearing a fresh pair of hay shoes
amish underling: ...y-you mean cement shoes?
mafia boss: what the heck is cement? no I meant we tie an unreasonable amount of hay to your shoes, it's tough to walk like that
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Oct 3, 2015 04:19
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*slows down buggy in front of you in traffic*
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Oct 3, 2015 06:12
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drivebys take alot longer when youve got to reload powder muskets
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Oct 3, 2015 11:42
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*churns butter suggestively*
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Oct 3, 2015 12:38
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Oct 3, 2015 13:00
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im just posting to see if my avatar works
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Oct 3, 2015 13:22
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*Gets into buggy*
*Knickers and snaps reigns to start horse moving*
*Buggy explodes*
lol and also at other posts in this thread
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