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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Tremendous Taste posted:

"Average" is relative, maybe Hammond putting up numbers that weren't terrible for that trash franchise gained me a reprieve

If you wanted to get pedantic you could argue for the use of a different measure of average than mean or restricted by number of games played or other variable. I'll let you do the math.

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

It's his VORP

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I changed the second part of my toxx:


- l will donate $10 per playoff win to Flint water relief, with an extra $10 for each round won ($50 per round won, $200 max if they win the cup)

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Schlesische posted:

:words:

I think my total comes in at $AUD110. I'll pay it tomorrow my time and post proof then.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Looks like I'm down for essays on Rich Clune, Scott Harrington, and Kasperi Kapanen. Plus Sparks, Reimer, and Bernier if we're calling me out on the semantics of saying "player" and not skater when I was talking about goal scoring.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Koopa Kid posted:

Looks like I'm down for essays on Rich Clune, Scott Harrington, and Kasperi Kapanen. Plus Sparks, Reimer, and Bernier if we're calling me out on the semantics of saying "player" and not skater when I was talking about goal scoring.

Don't forget Rinat Valiev, he played 10 games :)

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

I loved you in The Green Mile

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



darkwolf220 posted:

Don't forget Rinat Valiev, he played 10 games :)

And Valiev, thanks for the save

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Anyway, here's my Toxx.

Justin Godscock posted:

If Connor McDavid does not register 60+ points this season (even if he gets put on IR or sent-down for whatever reason, no excuses) I will change my avatar to something of a Calgary Flames' fan's choosing and will hang onto it until the end of the 2016-17 season.

:toxx:

McDavid clocked in 48 points so, Flames fans, what do ya got?

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Vincent Van Goat posted:

If Kessel doesn't win the Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy, I'll get an av of whichever player does :toxx:

If Kessel scores less than 50 goals, I'll donate the difference to MSF :toxx:



Boom, done. I'll get the Ovi av later.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
this team is dumb and bad

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Well I made some toxx about buying a jersey of the losing team and making it my avatar. I had some good ideas for every team that wasn't the blues but ya know. Anyways I'll buy my Blues jersey sometime before the end of round 2

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Ginette Reno posted:

If Buffalo finishes out of the bottom 5 I'll buy a Dan Bylsma avatar and wear it for a year :toxx:

Couldn't think of something funny about disco dan that isn't played out, so here he is sexily saying things:



"Thaber"



"Sell"



"LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT"



"Lunch"

I can make his say something else if you like (within reason).

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

"Bad. That's fuckin' bad. Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad"

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Pornographic Memory posted:

i will buy an avatar and text commemorating the player (or team) that scores the goal that eliminates the pittsburgh penguins from the playoffs, to be decided by consensus vote of the fanbase of the team that eliminates the penguins

additionally, i'll donate $25 per goal scored by both teams in the elimination game to a charity of that fanbase's choice

if the penguins win the cup i'll donate $25 per goal scored by both teams in the cup winning game to the greater pittsburgh community food bank

:toxx:

4 goals, $100, proof is linked because they couldn't just make a nice small receipt and it had to be dumb and long

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