they tried to airlift lamar odom in a helicophter but he was too tall to fi

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fuck. marry. t-rex

Here lies Lamar Odom, he had to buy 2 adjoining grave plots because his coffin is like 14 ft long god drat what did he eat growing up.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 03:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:40

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The Lamar Odom Memorial Path to the rest of the graves is a 1:1 scale of the man himself, and his final resting place after dying from homeopathic erotic drugs.

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# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

*snickers respectfully*

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:07

dogcrash truther

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Here lies Lamar Odom, he had to buy 2 adjoining grave plots because his coffin is like 14 ft long god drat what did he eat growing up.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 11:44

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

is anyone making fun of him? I'll fight them. he's had a tragic life. the good news is, he's off life support and apparently speaking which means that maybe one day he too will get to laugh about the fact that he was too fuckin tall to fit in a helicopter after having a bad reaction to artisinal boner pills

craft viagra aged in bourbon barrels

# ? Oct 17, 2015 16:45

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

dogcrash truther posted:

is anyone making fun of him? I'll fight them. he's had a tragic life. the good news is, he's off life support and apparently speaking which means that maybe one day he too will get to laugh about the fact that he was too fuckin tall to fit in a helicopter after having a bad reaction to artisinal boner pills

and large piles of cocaine. i think the piles of cocaine might have adversely impacted his health more than the artisinal boner pills

# ? Oct 17, 2015 17:10

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

i think after 3 days he just fell asleep. Lamar is a big sleeper

# ? Oct 17, 2015 17:12

google THIS

Artisinal Boner Pill would be a good username

# ? Oct 17, 2015 17:23

dogcrash truther

ChairmanMeow posted:

and large piles of cocaine. i think the piles of cocaine might have adversely impacted his health more than the artisinal boner pills

I respectfully disagree

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:07

GEExCEE

Which do you think is worse: a well know chemical compound that has recognized and long-established history of medicinal and psychiatric use, or a new herbal remedy whose 69 ingredients are a proprietary trade secret that's guaranteed to increase bloodflow to your genitals 420% and caffine to help u penetrate deep to the hole all night long?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:18

GEExCEE

Sen. Orin Hatch (R - UT): This is a tragic day but I stand by the interests of the people of my state and the right of free Americans to achieve harder and longer lasting erections without the FDA putting their noses where they don't have no business stickin em.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GEExCEE posted:

Sen. Orin Hatch (R - UT): This is a tragic day but I stand by the interests of the people of my state and the right of free Americans to achieve harder and longer lasting erections without the FDA putting their noses where I stick my boner.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:32

dogcrash truther

Helicopter salesman: Now if you'll just look over here governor Herbert, you'll see our line of new Big n' Tall men's helicopters...
Gary Herbert: show me the tiny helicopters. I think they're cute. Good for kids.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:43

fuck. marry. t-rex

You aren't allowed to use viagra for recreational 70,000 dollar multi-day brothel hijinks, so he had to turn to the grey herbal market. A shame on our society, and our doctors.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:52

dogcrash truther

"the patient was found nonresponsive and extremely tall. And erect. An empty bottle of japanese jigga pills was discovered at the scene. Our only Casual Male XL helicopter was already in use transporting that weird looking giraffe/snail thing from cirque de soliel."

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:53

fuck. marry. t-rex

When I was a younger soul, I made decent money selling viagra to college girls for nefarious sexy uses.

It's a shame that only old white men get legal access to sex drugs.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:56

fuck. marry. t-rex

dogcrash truther posted:

"the patient was found nonresponsive and extremely tall. And erect. An empty bottle of japanese jigga pills was discovered at the scene. Our only Casual Male XL helicopter was already in use transporting that weird looking giraffe/snail thing from cirque de soliel."

Casual Male XL Helicopter

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

GEExCEE posted:

Sen. Orin Hatch (R - UT): This is a tragic day but I stand by the interests of the people of my state and the right of free Americans to achieve harder and longer lasting erections without the FDA putting their noses where they don't have no business stickin em.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 19:00

dogcrash truther

[yakety sax plays as 3 medics try to stuff Lamar Odom into a tiny helicopter, meanwhile a fourth medic watches his boner and defibs him every time it goes down (accompanied by slide whistle)]

# ? Oct 17, 2015 19:08

Lil Cunty

dogcrash truther posted:

[yakety sax plays as 3 medics try to stuff Lamar Odom into a tiny helicopter, meanwhile a fourth medic watches his boner and defibs him every time it goes down (accompanied by slide whistle)]

lol

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Oct 17, 2015 19:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

dogcrash truther posted:

[yakety sax plays as 3 medics try to stuff Lamar Odom into a tiny helicopter, meanwhile a fourth medic watches his boner and defibs him every time it goes down (accompanied by slide whistle)]

# ? Oct 17, 2015 19:59

fuck. marry. t-rex

goldmine...

# ? Oct 17, 2015 20:07

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

GEExCEE posted:

Sen. Orin Hatch (R - UT): This is a tragic day but I stand by the interests of the people of my state and the right of free Americans to achieve harder and longer lasting erections without the FDA putting their noses where they don't have no business stickin em.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 07:45

Salmiakki

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ty cat dynamite

# ? Oct 18, 2015 08:44

pogi

dogcrash truther posted:

[yakety sax plays as 3 medics try to stuff Lamar Odom into a tiny helicopter, meanwhile a fourth medic watches his boner and defibs him every time it goes down (accompanied by slide whistle)]

Jesus Christ :stwoon:

# ? Oct 18, 2015 10:20

pogi

Salmiakki posted:

lol

# ? Oct 18, 2015 10:20

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

dogcrash truther posted:

dying in a brothel, of herbal Viagra, while not having sex, because they can't airlift you because you're too tall, and the closest hospital is 60 miles away, is a tragedy that shakespeare wishes he would have thought of

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# ? Oct 19, 2015 08:42

google THIS

I guess what I still don't get is, why didn't they just put him on two helicopters?

# ? Oct 19, 2015 16:13

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

I guess what I still don't get is, why didn't they just put him on two helicopters?

or use one of these?

# ? Oct 19, 2015 16:21

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