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scrambled pizza eggs...

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# ? Oct 18, 2015 22:38

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:39

google THIS

i'm seeing a definite correlation between pizza eggs and judgment-impairing substances

# ? Oct 18, 2015 23:17

joke_explainer

I had just shot up, but realized despite the fact that I had little interest in food, I was on the verge of starving to death. So I thought, why not pizza eggs? Sure, the only pizza I had was a tostitos microwaveable that had been in my freezer for thirteen months, but I figured it'd work. Getting it out of the box seemed like too much of a hassle. Any, long story short, I broke my foot and my stove and kitchen ceiling are destroyed, but overall, highly recommended.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 23:27

joke_explainer

Ah geeze guys, I dosed up on phenazepam a week ago and forgot to lock away my stash. Just got out of the time warp and I've got two pallets full of empty cartons of eggs and sixty three pizza boxes littering my floor. What have I done.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 23:28

joke_explainer

Ugh, some rear end in a top hat not respecting a bicyclist's right to plow through red lights plowed into me so I spent the last three months in the hospital recovering from my TBI (I don't wear a helmet, they reduce your ability to hear, overall making things a lot less safer for you. Also, cars are way more willing to hit you if you have a helmet, right? They're like 'Hey, he's got a helmet, he'll be fine.') Anyway, got home and just made three big batches of pizza eggs. It's revolutionary. I don't know how I survived cuisine before my accident/pizza eggs discovery.

# ? Oct 18, 2015 23:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Kid in the Future: "Mommy, can you believe how simple and ignorant people were in the time before PE?"

Mother: "Yes, sweetie I can! I was one of those blinded cretins, shuffle through the darkness of my own ignorance until I saw the Light. And then I discovered Pizza Egg. And it was good"

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# ? Oct 18, 2015 23:35

social vegan

I eyeballed a pizza egg this morning

# ? Oct 19, 2015 00:11

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I like eggs with salsa and cheese

# ? Oct 19, 2015 00:30

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ChairmanMeow posted:

I like eggs with salsa and cheese

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# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:22

Matey: eat food

joke_explainer posted:

I had just shot up, but realized despite the fact that I had little interest in food, I was on the verge of starving to death. So I thought, why not pizza eggs? Sure, the only pizza I had was a tostitos microwaveable that had been in my freezer for thirteen months, but I figured it'd work. Getting it out of the box seemed like too much of a hassle. Any, long story short, I broke my foot and my stove and kitchen ceiling are destroyed, but overall, highly recommended.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 02:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Is Pizza Egg related to Party Egg?

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# ? Oct 19, 2015 03:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

update: one of them opened

what the gently caress?

OH GOD IT'S SO HOT!

this is my life now

We can't ever let this be forgotten

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# ? Oct 19, 2015 03:16

fuck. marry. t-rex

joke_explainer posted:

I had just shot up, but realized despite the fact that I had little interest in food, I was on the verge of starving to death. So I thought, why not pizza eggs? Sure, the only pizza I had was a tostitos microwaveable that had been in my freezer for thirteen months, but I figured it'd work. Getting it out of the box seemed like too much of a hassle. Any, long story short, I broke my foot and my stove and kitchen ceiling are destroyed, but overall, highly recommended.

The struggle

# ? Oct 19, 2015 04:02

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

joke_explainer posted:

Ah geeze guys, I dosed up on phenazepam a week ago and forgot to lock away my stash. Just got out of the time warp and I've got two pallets full of empty cartons of eggs and sixty three pizza boxes littering my floor. What have I done.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 07:36

Salmiakki

joke_explainer posted:

I had just shot up, but realized despite the fact that I had little interest in food, I was on the verge of starving to death. So I thought, why not pizza eggs? Sure, the only pizza I had was a tostitos microwaveable that had been in my freezer for thirteen months, but I figured it'd work. Getting it out of the box seemed like too much of a hassle. Any, long story short, I broke my foot and my stove and kitchen ceiling are destroyed, but overall, highly recommended.

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# ? Oct 19, 2015 10:01

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

I like my women like I like my pizza eggs.

In an egg.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 11:42

alnilam

teh.... teh egg

# ? Oct 19, 2015 12:31

google THIS

joke_explainer posted:

I had just shot up, but realized despite the fact that I had little interest in food, I was on the verge of starving to death. So I thought, why not pizza eggs? Sure, the only pizza I had was a tostitos microwaveable that had been in my freezer for thirteen months, but I figured it'd work. Getting it out of the box seemed like too much of a hassle. Any, long story short, I broke my foot and my stove and kitchen ceiling are destroyed, but overall, highly recommended.

joke_explainer posted:

Ah geeze guys, I dosed up on phenazepam a week ago and forgot to lock away my stash. Just got out of the time warp and I've got two pallets full of empty cartons of eggs and sixty three pizza boxes littering my floor. What have I done.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 12:48

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

DeepQantas posted:

I like my women like I like my pizza eggs.

In an egg.

Explain to me what this means.

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# ? Oct 19, 2015 16:21

ron color

me: he cant
bad guy: uh axtually I can its--*pizza and eggs start pouring out of his eyeballs. he is dead*

# ? Oct 19, 2015 16:30

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

It's simple.

You crack open an egg and inside there's another egg. Crack open that one and there's pizza.

# ? Oct 19, 2015 16:41

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

(I did wisely turn on incognito mode but all in all the search was surprisingly not too creepy)

# ? Oct 19, 2015 16:51

Weekend Bridges: by Smythe

mods

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# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:24

zombieswithblenders

Im in the mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etHMZiwKsXM

# ? Oct 20, 2015 17:38

google THIS

zombieswithblenders posted:

Im in the mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etHMZiwKsXM

eggs tho

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:25

zombieswithblenders

google THIS posted:

eggs tho

Just hold some eggs up in front of the screen. Ive done it and its not as hard as it sounds. Be careful they might break if you get them too close to the screen.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:27