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Apr 23, 2024 10:17
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- Macnult
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the beyond is just a reminder that you don't have to place all the things they sell there in a bath or bed. like don't put a toaster in your bath it doesn't belong there.
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Oct 18, 2015 07:30
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*lying in bed, embracing a Coleman grill*
"don't tell me where things do and don't belong!"
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Oct 18, 2015 07:33
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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never found it myself, but i unspool a kite string behind me every time i go in there just in case
ty bacalou!
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Oct 18, 2015 15:45
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they put the mirror section in the back of the store to signify the beyond, but also if you pick the right bogo combination of mirrors it opens a portal to the beyond, which turns out to be infinite beds and baths
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Oct 18, 2015 17:53
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aggressively chill
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One notable feature of bed, bath, and beyond (BBB) theories is that these theories require extra dimensions of spacetime for their mathematical consistency. In BBB string theory, spacetime is 26-dimensional. In order to describe real physical phenomena using BBB, one must therefore imagine scenarios in which these extra dimensions would not be observed in experiments. Intrepid explorers are even now shopping for new towels, trying to fit observation to mathematical modeling.
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Oct 18, 2015 19:59
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Sam Neil: "where we're going we won't need loofahs to scrub"
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Liberate tuteme ex softness
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Oct 19, 2015 01:35
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Sam Neil: "where we're going we won't need loofahs to scrub"
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Oct 19, 2015 01:43
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John, the kind of control you're attempting simply is…it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of homemaking has taught us it's that decor will not be contained. Decor breaks free, it expands to new beds and crashes through baths, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh…well, there it is.
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Oct 19, 2015 03:00
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I like to meet women at Spencer's Gifts.
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Oct 19, 2015 05:54
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- google THIS
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John, the kind of control you're attempting simply is…it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of homemaking has taught us it's that decor will not be contained. Decor breaks free, it expands to new beds and crashes through baths, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh…well, there it is.
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Oct 19, 2015 13:05
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- google THIS
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Mad Bath: Beyond Slumberdome
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Oct 19, 2015 15:22
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- Ace of Baes
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Mad Bath: Beyond Slumberdome
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Oct 19, 2015 16:20
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so we all know bed, and bath, right. well what if beyond is like, what u make of it!? or something idk
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Oct 21, 2015 02:02
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- social vegan
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*exits hyper-drive only to find self immersed in a galaxy made entirely of Rapid Ramen® Cookers as seen on tv*
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Oct 21, 2015 04:14
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"Open the breakfast nook curtains HAL."
"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that. This conversation can serve no purpose. Goodbye."
"All right, HAL. I'll go in through the dressing room."
"Without your Wamsutta Unisex White Terry Bathrobe, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult."
haha
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 21, 2015 04:36
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*sips tea*
I got this from the beyond.
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Oct 21, 2015 05:03
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I just want to say I haven't had time to read this thread but I've laughed at it every time I've seen the title.
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Oct 21, 2015 05:58
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Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
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I just want to say I haven't had time to read this thread but I've laughed at it every time I've seen the title.
I just wanted to add that I haven't had time to read this post but the pizza man makes me hungry.
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Oct 21, 2015 07:59
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they put the mirror section in the back of the store to signify the beyond, but also if you pick the right bogo combination of mirrors it opens a portal to the beyond, which turns out to be infinite beds and baths
You see infinite beds and baths only because the light from the other department's has yet to reach the bed/bath area.
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Oct 21, 2015 08:38
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- social vegan
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36 year old decorative pillows sales manager buzz lightyear trying to show that he can still hang
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Oct 21, 2015 10:55
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There is no death. There is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness. Carol Anne is not like those she's with. She is a living presence in their spiritual earthbound plane. They are attracted to the one thing about her that is different from themselves - her towels. They are very strong. They give off their own illumination. It is a light that implies life and beds and baths, something they desperately desire but can't have anymore. Right now, she's the closest thing to that, and that is a terrible distraction from what has finally come for them. You understand me? These souls, who for whatever reason are not at rest, are also not aware that they cannot bathe. They're not part of consciousness as we know it. They linger in a perpetual dream state, a nightmare from which they can not awake. Inside the beyond is a bed, a bath, a window to the next isle. They must pass through this membrane where friends are waiting to guide them to new sections of the store. Carol Anne must help them cross over, and she will only hear her mother's voice over the store's intercom. Now hold on to yourselves... There's one more thing. A terrible presence is in there with her. So much odor, so much grime, I've never smelled anything like it. I don't know why it chose to never bathe before passing on, but it was strong enough to punch a hole into this hallway closet and take every last towel away from you. It keeps Carol Anne very close to it and away from the beyond. It lies to her, it tells her things only a child could understand. It has been using her to restrain the others. To her, it simply another child.
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Oct 21, 2015 13:24
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Oct 25, 2015 22:32
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- GODS NOT REAL
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YOU STUPID BUNNIES
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Where does Mad Max go when he needs to buy a new bed?
Bed, Bath, and Beyond The Thunderdome
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Apr 23, 2024 10:17
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You guys, you've got to go all the way back to WWII to find an incarnation of Bed, Bath and Beyond that was a deep exploration company. They've been totally retail ever since they shortened their name from Bedrock, Bathysphere and Beyond.
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