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Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Let's add to our glorious nation's arsenal of zanny weapons of mass consumption!

Piping hot pizza slingshot

Rotten egg grenades

Bag of unopenable pistachios (this is a psych weapon to be dropped behind enemy lines)

Fish-taco cannon

Sriracha-thrower

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Pedantra: by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG3k7YJhf98

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# ? Oct 24, 2015 05:08

treasure bear

hot cheese is banned under the geneva convention

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:15

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Thunder Moose posted:

Bag of unopenable pistachios (this is a psych weapon to be dropped behind enemy lines)

A delightful bag of pistachios left "accidentally" behind our retreating lines. All the pistachios are the bad ones.

Conversely:

A bag of perfect pistachios. No bad ones to interrupt the glorious gluttony and force you back to human behaviour. Enemy forces will eat until their throats close from the neverending salt and pistachio dust.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:25

fuck. marry. t-rex

Deep fried oreos fresh out of the oil and no one can resist tasting them but they are sooooo hot and burn the hell out of your mouth and they take forever to cool off so you taste them again and it still hurts and then you eat the whole basket and your gums get messed

# ? Oct 24, 2015 15:51

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

MREs.
Meals ready to EXPLODE

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# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:28

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Deep fried cheesecake.

That's it. We need no munitions, their own arteries will do the work for us.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:44

Pedantra: by Lowtax

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# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:31

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Theglavwen posted:

Deep fried cheesecake.

That's it. We need no munitions, their own arteries will do the work for us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO8jpo5E48Q

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:25

google THIS

a chemical weapon that turns all candy into candy corn

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:36

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Mentos/Diet Coke IEDs

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:33

Pedantra: by Lowtax

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# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:39

Pinche Rudo

Our spies have put ghost peppers in their water....

Check out the podcast - https://rudospodcast.co

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:59

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Our spies have put ghost peppers in their water....

The Pineapplegon is calling it Operation Stay Safe Poverty Mudbutt.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 03:56

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Requisitioning Colorado's Maraschino cherry machine that replaces the insides with rotten mayonnaise.

Also:

Peach pit trebuchet

Turkey drumstick blackjack

Skirt steak body armor

# ? Oct 25, 2015 15:10

Theglavwen: Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

Thunder Moose posted:

Requisitioning Colorado's Maraschino cherry machine that replaces the insides with rotten mayonnaise.

Good God man, are there no limits?

# ? Oct 25, 2015 15:47

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

mc donalds hamburgler spies

thats just a joke i came up with for thdis thread

# ? Oct 25, 2015 15:47

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Theglavwen posted:

Good God man, are there no limits?

Greatness has no limit! The sovereign state of Foodtopia must be protected at any cost.

ANY COST.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 17:17

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Shredded coconut ATACMS

Nacho ninja stars

Gravy train (literally a train carrying gravy, a real moral booster)

Parachute-able gluten bread that is labeled as gluten free (psych weapon to be used in tandem with the pistachios)

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:04

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

My Terran Battlejuicers are armed with a Tomato cannons.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:56

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

smash mouth eggzooka

# ? Oct 28, 2015 05:04

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

giant empty 100 gallon drums of Oreo cream filling to drop in enemy territory to show our vast wealth

# ? Oct 28, 2015 05:08

Scaly Haylie

orzo power suit

# ? Oct 28, 2015 05:12

FutonForensic

if I can't think of anything better than mustard gas in the next 10 minutes I'm going to be upset

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:26

FutonForensic

relish gas. fuc.k

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:28

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

oh I thought this was about industrial food science kinda stuff

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:28

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Bacon rail gun. HIGH VELOCITY CANCER GUN

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:29

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

A giant hollowed out summer sausage powered by nuclear reactors. It is ready to launch smaller summer sausages equipped with nuclear warheads. I call it - Sausage Gear

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:30

dumb crambo: Can't post for 3 years!

the goddamn bun car? how about teh goddamn bun TANk!

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:33

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

A giant tub of pop rocks hooked up to a bigass amplifier system. The sound waves generated from the pop rocks are enough to deafen and disorient ground troops. Can also be used for torturing people.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:41

Lutha Mahtin: Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

a weapon of mass ingestion

# ? Oct 28, 2015 17:53

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:40

google THIS

a b-29 flies over nagasaki on august 9, 1945. from its bomb hatch falls an extremely morbidly obese guy eating a donut. the results are catastrophic.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 21:02

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