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Gregoriev posted:
Definitely Graham. Trump also seems like a bad listener
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Thump! posted:I bet he's got some wicked cool war stories to tell. Like the time he killed a guy. I want to drink with Graham or Chafee. Chafee only because I think he could be easily tricked into pick up the tab.
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Chafee would recreate the Rod Farva "liter of cola" gag but not as a joke
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James Hedges
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Dec 6, 2015 16:58
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Hillary. Get her hammered, then ask her how she really feels about the GOP.
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Rand Paul because he seems like the sort who could be baited into taking a swing at me.
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Bernie, obviously, because he is cool and good and would be fun to hang out with. On the republican side, I'd go with Jeb! because he just kind of seems like a normal guy that is being pulled into all this poo poo because of his family and name. I think all of the other candidates are actual assholes and it's not just an act they are performing to win republican votes. My younger self would probably go with Cruz because he seems like the kind of guy you could get really drunk with and get in bar fights or smash mailboxes or do some other stupid mindless violence or vandalism.
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NotWearingPants posted:Bernie, obviously, because he is cool and good and would be fun to hang out with. You sound dangerously close to being one of the elusive JEB! supporters.
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jeb would just talk about tax cuts or some other mega-wonk policy poo poo all drat day
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I would like to shove a broken beer bottle up trumps rear end on live television. Does that count?
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Alter Ego posted:Hillary. Get her hammered, then ask her how she really feels about the GOP. Yea this, I gotta go with Hillary just because I imagine at this point she's just the angriest, most honest, drunk. I want the former first lady of the united states and secretary of state angrily sluring that she could probably kick Paul Ryan's rear end if she had to.
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rubio would probably so annoying to have a drink with. i bet he's one of those guys that always has to be leading the conversation. i bet cruz would be like "oh man, a whole fuckin' beer! i think it's past my bedtime". either that or get into some unapologetic eugenics poo poo. not sure which christie wouldn't be any fun to have a beer with. i can't believe a single beer could loosen him up much. now, get a case of beer into governor tuffguy, things could get interesting.
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I'm 100% if you get more than one beer into Cruz he's gonna start talking about what races need to be 'culled' and all.
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Alter Ego posted:Hillary. Get her hammered, then ask her how she really feels about the GOP. Apparently this would be harder than you think. According to stories, Clinton's no lightweight and once beat McCain in a drinking contest while on a congressional tour in Estonia. That would be the "Test of Skill While Drunk" kind of contest, not the "First to Pass Out Loses" kind. edited to correct contest location, also to add this gif 
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7c Nickel posted:Apparently this would be harder than you think. According to stories, Clinton's no lightweight and once beat McCain in a drinking contest while on a congressional tour in Estonia. That would be the "Test of Skill While Drunk" kind of contest, not the "First to Pass Out Loses" kind. McCain is easy to beat in a drinking match because he can't even lift the drink up to his mouth.
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On the Democratic side, Bernie or Hillary would be equally interesting. I tend to share more views with Bernie and it would be fun to crack a few Oregon Micros with him and talk about social democracy, but it would be hard to pass up drunk wonk chat with Hillary. If Hillary brings Bill, she wins by default. On the Republican side, I think Rand wins because I'd love to talk about civil liberties and how hosed the Republican Party is becoming. Also, while I disagree with his economic views, I feel like there would be mutual respect, which isn't something I could say about his fellow Republicans.
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kasich would just start going on and on about how we're in a "war between civilizations" and we need to be strong against the ay-rabs carson's obviously one of those guys that has no compunction whatsoever about just making up whatever dumb poo poo he thinks will impress you. we've all had friends like that.
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Kasich wouldn't shut up about how he balanced the budget and would probably karate chop you a few times
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Rand Paul, easily.
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I'd definitely smoke a bowl with Rand Paul and listen to him rant like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc7wzV1IBOw
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7c Nickel posted:Apparently this would be harder than you think. According to stories, Clinton's no lightweight and once beat McCain in a drinking contest while on a congressional tour in Estonia. That would be the "Test of Skill While Drunk" kind of contest, not the "First to Pass Out Loses" kind. Somehow this makes Hillary cooler.
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