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° ¸. ¸ :. . • ○ ° . * . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . …somewhere ° ° ¸. ● ¸ . ° :. . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ° . ° :. . • ○ . ° . ● ¸ . ° . • ○ ° . ° :. . • ○ * . ° ¸….Way up high… ● ¸ ° ° . * ¸. ° . . ¸ . ° ¸. * ● ¸ . … in the Universe… ° ° . . • ° . * :. . ¸ . ● ¸ ° . ° . . ° :. . • ○ ° :. . • ○ ° :. . • an alien is masturbating
Makes you think.
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- dumb crambo
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epic thread, goldmine worthy for sure 
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Nov 2, 2015 01:43
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*bookmarked*
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Nov 2, 2015 02:16
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- smoobles
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what if every jizz particle was a universe in itself, how hosed would that be
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folks, think of all the different aliens that might be out there, all the otherworldly being you can imagine (and some you cant, some aliens might be incomprehensible to us  ).... now get this: theyre all jacking off.
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Nov 2, 2015 02:22
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just imagine some grey alien martian rear end motha fucka jacking the hell off 
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Nov 2, 2015 02:24
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imagine if they did drugs
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Nov 2, 2015 02:34
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thats hard for me to imagine, but it must be easy for you dave. it must be easy to imagine a mirror  :
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Nov 2, 2015 02:38
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I like to thnk they re good Christians and don't partake of such things
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Nov 2, 2015 02:50
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its true
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Nov 2, 2015 02:54
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I like to thnk they re good Christians and don't partake of such things
well, youre wrong. did you read the op?
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Nov 2, 2015 02:54
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thats true
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Nov 2, 2015 02:55
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thats hard for me to imagine, but it must be easy for you dave. it must be easy to imagine a mirror :
w... whoa
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Nov 2, 2015 15:22
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- google THIS
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Aliens are probably jerking off to the naked pics we sent them back in the 70s
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Nov 2, 2015 15:29
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Aliens are probably jerking off to the naked pics we sent them back in the 70s
it's what sagan wanted them to do
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Nov 2, 2015 16:56
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in a million years, across the unfathomable distances of the cosmos, an alien will jerk off to this probe heh, just imagine that whenever life seems too serious. carl out.
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Nov 2, 2015 16:57
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they're looking at alien porn, and thinking things like, "mmmm yeah take it, space-bitch, put his bmingrep in your skoobreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaammmmmmmm!"
they say it in a high-pitched nasal voice because that's what aliens sound like
You can turn the tables, but your feet will still be under them
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Nov 2, 2015 17:10
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aliens can't masturbate so they have to do it vicariously through humans
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if i had eight massive cocks like an alien i would definitely jerk them all continuously all day, one at a time, two at a time, i don't know it really depends how horney am alien i am that day! probably very if i have that many penises..:
 
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if i had eight massive cocks like an alien i would definitely jerk them all continuously all day, one at a time, two at a time, i don't know it really depends how horney am alien i am that day! probably very if i have that many penises..:
makes you wonder what alien bathrooms look like
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Nov 2, 2015 20:30
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think of that alien who was in a wreck and had his arms amputated, and no alien lady will date him due to this and he can't reach to masturbate.
Rubbing one out for you alien buddy.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:16
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think of that alien who was in a wreck and had his arms amputated, and no alien lady will date him due to this and he can't reach to masturbate.
Rubbing one out for you alien buddy.
do aliens not have flesh lights???
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Nov 2, 2015 21:26
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don't you still need your hands for those?
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Nov 2, 2015 21:30
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don't you still need your hands for those?
http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/7-masturbation-techniques-to-try_7.html
substitute bag full of petroleum jelly w/ alien flesh light analog and ur good to go according to acclaimed jerkin it source Askmen.com
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Nov 2, 2015 21:34
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you guys are crafty. I feel happy for my armless alien friend.
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Nov 2, 2015 21:41
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*zooms in on an atom only to find countless strings rubbing one out, it's like summer camp in here*
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Nov 2, 2015 21:50
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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...and you can read more about it in the Mass Effect Wiki
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Nov 2, 2015 22:36
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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One thing I've been wondering... and people at NASA probably have too... is that when we meet aliens are we gonna film an educational video just for them, or do we just hand them our porn collection?
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Nov 2, 2015 22:38
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*alien bends the head of the u.n. over at live press conference and begins jack hammering away at him as the world watches in abject horror, a second alien enters the picture and high fives the first one*
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Nov 2, 2015 22:47
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Alien with huge quadceps arrives at the white house...
*ding dong*
'Did someone order a hot schlormhfidorp?'
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the fermi paradox: if aliens exist, what are they jacking it to????
everyone in the idf must die
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don't get enrico started about aliens he obsesses way too much about what they are probably doing right now
everyone in the idf must die
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"mr fermi i have no problem with you changing the subject of your lecture at the last minute but frankly im not sure the university will approve this new subject matter"
everyone in the idf must die
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"mr fermi i have no problem with you changing the subject of your lecture at the last minute but frankly im not sure the university will approve this new subject matter"
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One thing I've been wondering... and people at NASA probably have too... is that when we meet aliens are we gonna film an educational video just for them, or do we just hand them our porn collection?
i'll volunteer to show them what bits go in what bits 
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