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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Red Mundus posted:

Honestly after watching the trailer I just wished they had made an Elder Scrolls movie.

What to see a lizard-man, cat-man and roguish human fight hordes of cliff racers in fantasy Tamriel.

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Why does this movie look like the Narnia movies to me?

In a way I like that the Warcraft series has tried to do something with Orcs other than the savage horde of monster men like in LOTR but something doesn't seem right here.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Red Mundus posted:

Honestly after watching the trailer I just wished they had made an Elder Scrolls movie.

Only if it embraces the best parts of the lore and has huge magical time-bending mechas, racist wizards living in huge mushroom towers that have no stairs to keep out non-levitating proles and genocidal nihilist Elves that are trying to destroy the world by re-killing the god who tricked the other gods into creating who has managed to return from the dead by taking on a series of human avatars that all were eventually worshiped as gods after they killed a bunch of people.


Also CHIM although I suspect they might have to rework that for it to work outside the context of video games.

Viller
Jun 3, 2005

Proud opponent of Israeli terror and Jewish fascism!

graynull posted:

Everything about the visuals in the trailer just seem off to me. I think the thing that struck me the most was how plastic and homemade cosplay the human armor looked.

Thats how I felt till I watched it on a larger screen in good quality. Ive played the mmo for a couple of months and know drat near nothing of the lore, still looks like a decent summer flick to me.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Kvlt! posted:

It's so bizarre to me that they are basing the movie off of Warcraft and not World of Warcraft. Why would you do just Orcs and Humans when you could have the Burning Legion, Arthas, etc plus all the cool races and stuff. Seems like a missed opportunity.

They've wanted to tell the story "from the beginning" since this movie was in the works. One of the main reasons it got delayed is that nobody gives a gently caress about just orcs vs humans, people know WoW for all its blue elves and weird space poo poo. I sort of assume one of the reasons the orcs got a refocusing in the game itself in the last expansion was partly to make people who play the game care at all about this film's premise.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Kvlt! posted:

It's so bizarre to me that they are basing the movie off of Warcraft and not World of Warcraft. Why would you do just Orcs and Humans when you could have the Burning Legion, Arthas, etc plus all the cool races and stuff. Seems like a missed opportunity.

It's all the same though. Obviously the first film they want to make an "origin" story, which is all the stuff from the RTS Warcraft games, which then transitions into WoW. There are characters in the movie from WoW though, so they're obviously blending things as needed. The Burning Legion would be cool, but I suspect if they show up at all it'll be at a cliffhanger ending where the characters are all "I guess Orcs and Humans can only be enemies...", BOOM Burning Legion drop out of the sky, and Orcs and Humans are all BFF's now.


Such a uneven trailer though. You have that amazing shot of the Orc, looks great, one of the best realized CGI characters ever, and then most of the rest of the trailer looks like rear end.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Brown (and other earth tones) is the natural orc color, but nearly the entire species was corrupted by demons, which turned their skin green. Though as you mention, in Warcraft 3, demonic corruption turned green orcs red.

Mountain dew is what caused the corruption of the orcs in the first place.

so the orcs are brown skinned savages from another world?

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Milky Moor posted:

so the orcs are brown skinned savages from another world?

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Warcraft having terrible racial politics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDrX9Ml4TyM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBd671LvlZk

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgcb3psHHfk

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Milky Moor posted:

so the orcs are brown skinned savages from another world?

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They're noble, brown-skinned savages with a deep, spiritual connection to nature, who eventually ally with a race of minotaur men who live on a gigantic mesa in tipis and carve loving totem poles. Greetings!

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Vermain posted:

They're noble, brown-skinned savages with a deep, spiritual connection to nature, who eventually ally with a race of minotaur men who live on a gigantic mesa in tipis and carve loving totem poles. Greetings!

They're also allied with a race of savage jungle people with Jamaican accents and a money-grubbing merchant race with large noses

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


The only thing funnier than Warcraft's racism is the sexual dimorphism that means even the monster races have women that look fuckable to nerds, usually half the size of the males.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

HorseRenoir posted:

They're also allied with a race of savage jungle people with Jamaican accents and a money-grubbing merchant race with large noses

What's the latter.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Frostwerks posted:

What's the latter.

Goblins, who weren't really affiliated with anyone until the last expansion or the one before that.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

computer parts posted:

Goblins, who weren't really affiliated with anyone until the last expansion or the one before that.

They worked with the horde in Warcraft II though.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


IShallRiseAgain posted:

They worked with the horde in Warcraft II though.

Yeah, back when they were just insane alchemists. They turned into war profiteers later on.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Filing this movie into my "See it when drunk off my rear end with friends" list. Warcraft has had moments of very good storytelling and characters, even in recent years in WoW. The problem is that those moments tend to have nothing to do with the tired old Orcs vs Humans plot that's been run so far into the ground it's surfacing somewhere in the South China Sea, and I can't see Metzen letting this movie be about the parts of Warcraft that are actually generally creative and written well.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Milky Moor posted:

so the orcs are brown skinned savages from another world?

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Some of them are black-grey...

e: Apparently Blizzard has now taken to German racialism of the 19th century/Nazism for inspiration too, using "Blood and Soil" as the name for a skill for one of the traditionally good guy classes. Now if only they could take cinematic cues from Riefenstahl.

Cythereal posted:

Filing this movie into my "See it when drunk off my rear end with friends" list. Warcraft has had moments of very good storytelling and characters, even in recent years in WoW. The problem is that those moments tend to have nothing to do with the tired old Orcs vs Humans plot that's been run so far into the ground it's surfacing somewhere in the South China Sea, and I can't see Metzen letting this movie be about the parts of Warcraft that are actually generally creative and written well.
If it's surfacing in the South China Sea then the Chinese will have to watch the movie to secure their claims.

A Buttery Pastry fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Nov 8, 2015

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Milky Moor posted:

so the orcs are brown skinned savages from another world?

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I thought the whole point of giving orcs green skin was to avoid racial connotations. Why would Blizzard reverse this?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Baron Bifford posted:

I thought the whole point of giving orcs green skin was to avoid racial connotations. Why would Blizzard reverse this?

They're very stupid.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Trailer shows actual black people among humans, so maybe that won't be a problem.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


It's really weird because it's obvious the early games were supposed to be taking place in that world's equivalent of Europe, hence why everything is super British and white and christian, but then they went and decided that those are the only humans in the world and the rest of the planet is inhabited by racist cartoon races.

So they had to put in a bunch of unexplained different skin color humans who live in the tiny European human lands. They don't have their own culture or homeland or anything, and everyone in power is white as snow. But that one guard is black, so it's not racist.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


fatherboxx posted:

Trailer shows actual black people among humans, so maybe that won't be a problem.

The orcs aren't black they're mongolian lern history plz

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Some of them are black-grey...

e: Apparently Blizzard has now taken to German racialism of the 19th century/Nazism for inspiration too, using "Blood and Soil" as the name for a skill for one of the traditionally good guy classes. Now if only they could take cinematic cues from Riefenstahl.

If it's surfacing in the South China Sea then the Chinese will have to watch the movie to secure their claims.

Do remember that Warlocks also used to have a talent called 'Holocaust'.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

This terrible discussion feels incomplete without Lord Garithos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNv9nR7QVPk

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Baron Bifford posted:

I thought the whole point of giving orcs green skin was to avoid racial connotations. Why would Blizzard reverse this?
The green skin was probably just inspired by Warhammer, back when they hoped to obtain a license to make a Warhammer game. If anyone thought about avoiding racial connotations it was probably the early creators of the Warhammer franchise.

Darth Walrus posted:

Do remember that Warlocks also used to have a talent called 'Holocaust'.
Obviously Blizzard just used the word in its original meaning, instead of the modern definition, which only came to dominate from around the 60's and forward. They really didn't have a choice, there are only so many badass ways to name a fire spell. Plus warlocks are bad guys, so it's OK.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Lurdiak posted:

everyone in power is white as snow. But that one guard is black, so it's not racist.

Well, I'm not sure how big a role she'll play in the movie, but the queen of Stormwind is played by Ruth Negga, who is half Ethiopian, so not everyone.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Darth Walrus posted:

Do remember that Warlocks also used to have a talent called 'Holocaust'.

So?

I could understand being upset if they called it "THE Holocaust" but they don't. It's an actual word that was used far before the Holocaust happened.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Kvlt! posted:

So?

I could understand being upset if they called it "THE Holocaust" but they don't. It's an actual word that was used far before the Holocaust happened.

I just thought it was amusing in the context of a later perk being straight-up named 'Blood and Soil'.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

The green skin was probably just inspired by Warhammer, back when they hoped to obtain a license to make a Warhammer game. If anyone thought about avoiding racial connotations it was probably the early creators of the Warhammer franchise.
I think the first D&D Monster Manual described orcs as "brownish green".

Lurdiak posted:

So they had to put in a bunch of unexplained different skin color humans who live in the tiny European human lands. They don't have their own culture or homeland or anything, and everyone in power is white as snow. But that one guard is black, so it's not racist.
If Lordaeron is supposed to be medieval England or France, then it's natural for everybody to be white, because in those days travel was hard and Africa was far way. Ancient Romans, by contrast, were a very mixed bunch because their Empire was centered around the Mediterranean.

Baron Bifford fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Nov 8, 2015

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Baron Bifford posted:

If Lordaeron is supposed to be medieval England or France, then it's natural for everybody to be white, because in those days travel was hard and Africa was far way. Ancient Romans, by contrast, were a very mixed bunch because their Empire was centered around the Mediterranean.

Thing is, this isn't Lordaeron, which is in the far north of the world not far from the arctic circle. This is Stormwind, which lies far to the south. Geographically speaking, if Lordaeron is somewhere in Europe then Stormwind is in sub-Saharan Africa.

Then again, trying to apply logic and sense to Warcraft's world-building is something always doomed to failure.

Baron Bifford
May 24, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Stormwind, OK, but it still looks based on northern Europe in the Middle Ages.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



Darth Walrus posted:

I just thought it was amusing in the context of a later perk being straight-up named 'Blood and Soil'.

How surprising, a game that often features racial-tension as a plot point would use a term relating to racial tension.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



A Buttery Pastry posted:

The green skin was probably just inspired by Warhammer, back when they hoped to obtain a license to make a Warhammer game. If anyone thought about avoiding racial connotations it was probably the early creators of the Warhammer franchise.
Haha no. The creators of the warhammer franchise were the ones who thought "pygmy" was a good idea as a fantasy army race and the same about modeling orcs are skullshape displays on scientific racism. The orcs in warhammer only started looking not horrifically racist after they started copying warcraft right back in the mid 90s.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Terrible Opinions posted:

Haha no. The creators of the warhammer franchise were the ones who thought "pygmy" was a good idea as a fantasy army race and the same about modeling orcs are skullshape displays on scientific racism. The orcs in warhammer only started looking not horrifically racist after they started copying warcraft right back in the mid 90s.
Well that was clearly not mere connotations, that was explicitly regurgitating racist colonial views on Sub-Saharan Africans.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



My point was that orcs being green had nothing to do with not being racist, and likely came from blatantly copying UK LotR illustrations that had green orcs/goblins.

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!







Kvlt! posted:

racial-tension








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