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bacalou

god actually came back to earth in 1980 and mcdonalds created the mcrib to keep the population of his 'usurpers' in check. we are eating their eve, over and over and over.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 07:51

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bacalou

global warming isn't real, god is just angry that we keep killing his new favorite creation's wife

# ? Nov 18, 2015 07:52

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bacalou posted:

god actually came back to earth in 1980 and mcdonalds created the mcrib to keep the population of his 'usurpers' in check. we are eating their eve, over and over and over.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 11:33

google THIS

meteloides posted:

every so often they designate some employee as employee of the year and fly them out to a purported headquarters out in the midwest, which is actually a warehouse out in the middle of nowhere with a meat processing plant and plenty of sauce, pickles, and buns waiting.

we don't need no education

google THIS fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Nov 18, 2015

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:23

google THIS

all in all its just another McInthewall�

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:28

Twerkteam Pizza

mister magpie posted:

i know the mcrib as i am the mcrib

How are you?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 17:53

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

delicious

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:08

El Spider

mister magpie posted:

but the mcrib is back

*faints*

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:09

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

this is why I need feminism

# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:35

fuck. marry. t-rex

I hear the mcrib is made by slamming an employees hand into a special shaped panini press live, then chopped off with a machete. The chatacteristic 'ribbing' is from the fingers

# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:39

fuck. marry. t-rex

McDonald's Exec: I wish my company had a super popular special item.

[Final finger on the monkeys paw curls closed, and he puts sauce and a bun on the whole shabang- 2.99 per, limited time offer]

# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:40

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

what's the word on the shamrock shake?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:43

google THIS

ChairmanMeow posted:

what's the word on the shamrock shake?

it'll come out whenever shamrock commodities drop in price

# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:49

fuck. marry. t-rex

google THIS posted:

it'll come out whenever shamrock commodities drop in price

I heard they industrially grow their own shamrocks to harvest the luck of 4 leaf ones, then profit off the excess by selling them as shakes.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 18:58

fuck. marry. t-rex

They also open really nice mcdonalds in hoods so in 10 years they can sell the real estate for huge profots after the neoliberal franchise based gentrification they kicked off in the area skyrockets property value

# ? Nov 18, 2015 19:00

fuck. marry. t-rex

I HEARD that the unofficial McDonald's company motto is "around blacks, sell lot of big macs"

# ? Nov 18, 2015 19:02

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

im not sure mcdonalds sets off gentrification anywhere

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:26

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i think it might have the opposite effect actually

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Nov 19, 2015 05:26

MrWillsauce

I remember once I drank a Shrek shake at McDonalds. It gave me green shits and swamp butt and I wanted to die. Still a better experience than Shrek Forever After.