My doctor says that I have a major case of mental retardation..

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Spandex Bonerlord

I have about three months to live before I accidentally kill myself with an electrical appliance and a tub of water. What should I do with the precious time that I have left?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:02

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:41

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

kill youreself with an electrical appliance and atub of water

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:05

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

mailorder bees! posted:

kill youreself with an electrical appliance and atub of water

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:18

Lil Cunty

mailorder bees! posted:

kill youreself with an electrical appliance and atub of water

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:20

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

realize the beauty in literally everything around you and feel intense remorse for taking it for granted your entire life.

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# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:21

Spandex Bonerlord

Qwerinty posted:

realize the beauty in literally everything around you and feel intense remorse for taking it for granted your entire life.

No offense but that sounds boring

mailorder bees! posted:

kill youreself with an electrical appliance and atub of water

Now this is more like it.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Qwerinty posted:

realize the beauty in literally everything around you and feel intense remorse for taking it for granted your entire life.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:31

Piso Mojado

Qwerinty posted:

realize the beauty in literally everything around you and feel intense remorse for taking it for granted your entire life.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:32

GEExCEE

You've come to the right place, op. Welcome to BYOB 8.2

# ? Nov 18, 2015 05:35

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Let's live out our bucket list together. I'm going to die in a fire because I left the stove on in about 2 weeks.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 06:06

bog pixie

you can either choose to die or live without toast in the bathtub

# ? Nov 18, 2015 14:08

barfdog

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Let's live out our bucket list together. I'm going to die in a fire because I left the stove on in about 2 weeks.

That's tragic. I'll change my av to a picture of your face overlaying a picture of me doing my regular old things in tribute to you.

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Nov 18, 2015 14:17

Twerkteam Pizza

barfdog posted:

That's tragic. I'll change my av to a picture of your face overlaying a picture of me doing my regular old things in tribute to you.

All the while ignoring other people who have died in fires

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:11

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

All the while ignoring other people who have died in fires

my life matters

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:32

barfdog

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

All the while ignoring other people who have died in fires

those fires happen all the time for those people. this is different. this NEVER happens.

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:40

Twerkteam Pizza

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

my life matters

barfdog posted:

those fires happen all the time for those people. this is different. this NEVER happens.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 15:51

Pizzatime

DaveSplitter posted:

I have about three months to live before I accidentally kill myself with an electrical appliance and a tub of water. What should I do with the precious time that I have left?

get probated apparently lol

# ? Nov 18, 2015 16:52