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Just had the ol' b-day, or 'bad day' as I like to call it with my friends as a little joke. Used to be I was a child and the birthday was in the top 3 days of the year, but now I know better. Now I know getting older is BAD hence my previous joke. Those are the type of things I've learned during my limited, but still decades long, time on this Earth. Things like 'coffee actually tastes good', and 'your bday is a bad day (due to getting older)', and 'eating plenty of fiber helps regulate my ailing digestive system.'
I'm wise and wholly not a child anymore.
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Happy Bidet!
Yeah, getting old sucks, but at least it gives you stuff to complain about.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 25, 2015 17:37
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There's no loving way you're 47.
Keep telling yourself this. It's a good coping mechanism!
OK, it's a failing-to-cope mechanism, but it gets you through the day sometimes.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Nov 25, 2015 17:44
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lmao
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Nov 25, 2015 17:46
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[Carefully staying in character] I'm 47 years old and think all the things outlined above in the Original Post. I also smell like spilt milk.
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Nov 25, 2015 17:47
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additional wisdom lessons learned throughout life:
-chai is good
-chai is actually bad. fuckign youths.
-gently caress the youths
-you can order a "Dirty earl grey" at starbucks and that means they put espresso in it. it tastes disgusting.
-at this point you learn to like eating snails (Esçargot)
-chai is good again..seriously
-rap music starts sounding like howling ape noises
-dementia sets in
-pantry is full of boxes of chai. your children wonder where you even got all of it from
-dig out a secret basement with your bare hands
-sex organs stop working
-start sleeping in your cool new basement. your family makes a surprise visit but cant find you. you hide in wait and watch them through the air vents
-htey open your pantry laughing about the dumb chai thing. it's not so funny anymore after your daughters fucker husband gets utterly crushed by a falling pallet of it
-daughter and her son, trying to escape, run into your stuffed dog collection. they are no longer your family. Merely trespassers in your shrine to Jupiter
-Blood is blood and chai is chai.... the last they'll hear is my battle cry
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Nov 25, 2015 18:02
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hosed up if true
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Nov 25, 2015 18:03
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corn, corn, corn
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additional wisdom lessons learned throughout life:
-chai is good
-chai is actually bad. fuckign youths.
-gently caress the youths
-you can order a "Dirty earl grey" at starbucks and that means they put espresso in it. it tastes disgusting.
-at this point you learn to like eating snails (Esçargot)
-chai is good again..seriously
-rap music starts sounding like howling ape noises
-dementia sets in
-pantry is full of boxes of chai. your children wonder where you even got all of it from
-dig out a secret basement with your bare hands
-sex organs stop working
-start sleeping in your cool new basement. your family makes a surprise visit but cant find you. you hide in wait and watch them through the air vents
-htey open your pantry laughing about the dumb chai thing. it's not so funny anymore after your daughters fucker husband gets utterly crushed by a falling pallet of it
-daughter and her son, trying to escape, run into your stuffed dog collection. they are no longer your family. Merely trespassers in your shrine to Jupiter
-Blood is blood and chai is chai.... the last they'll hear is my battle cry
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Nov 25, 2015 19:23
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- fuck. marry. t-rex
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additional wisdom lessons learned throughout life:
-chai is good
-chai is actually bad. fuckign youths.
-gently caress the youths
-you can order a "Dirty earl grey" at starbucks and that means they put espresso in it. it tastes disgusting.
-at this point you learn to like eating snails (Esçargot)
-chai is good again..seriously
-rap music starts sounding like howling ape noises
-dementia sets in
-pantry is full of boxes of chai. your children wonder where you even got all of it from
-dig out a secret basement with your bare hands
-sex organs stop working
-start sleeping in your cool new basement. your family makes a surprise visit but cant find you. you hide in wait and watch them through the air vents
-htey open your pantry laughing about the dumb chai thing. it's not so funny anymore after your daughters fucker husband gets utterly crushed by a falling pallet of it
-daughter and her son, trying to escape, run into your stuffed dog collection. they are no longer your family. Merely trespassers in your shrine to Jupiter
-Blood is blood and chai is chai.... the last they'll hear is my battle cry
Just turned 47
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Nov 25, 2015 22:52
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additional wisdom lessons learned throughout life:
-chai is good
-chai is actually bad. fuckign youths.
-gently caress the youths
-you can order a "Dirty earl grey" at starbucks and that means they put espresso in it. it tastes disgusting.
-at this point you learn to like eating snails (Esçargot)
-chai is good again..seriously
-rap music starts sounding like howling ape noises
-dementia sets in
-pantry is full of boxes of chai. your children wonder where you even got all of it from
-dig out a secret basement with your bare hands
-sex organs stop working
-start sleeping in your cool new basement. your family makes a surprise visit but cant find you. you hide in wait and watch them through the air vents
-htey open your pantry laughing about the dumb chai thing. it's not so funny anymore after your daughters fucker husband gets utterly crushed by a falling pallet of it
-daughter and her son, trying to escape, run into your stuffed dog collection. they are no longer your family. Merely trespassers in your shrine to Jupiter
-Blood is blood and chai is chai.... the last they'll hear is my battle cry
hahaha
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Nov 25, 2015 22:57
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additional wisdom lessons learned throughout life:
-chai is good
-chai is actually bad. fuckign youths.
-gently caress the youths
-you can order a "Dirty earl grey" at starbucks and that means they put espresso in it. it tastes disgusting.
-at this point you learn to like eating snails (Esçargot)
-chai is good again..seriously
-rap music starts sounding like howling ape noises
-dementia sets in
-pantry is full of boxes of chai. your children wonder where you even got all of it from
-dig out a secret basement with your bare hands
-sex organs stop working
-start sleeping in your cool new basement. your family makes a surprise visit but cant find you. you hide in wait and watch them through the air vents
-htey open your pantry laughing about the dumb chai thing. it's not so funny anymore after your daughters fucker husband gets utterly crushed by a falling pallet of it
-daughter and her son, trying to escape, run into your stuffed dog collection. they are no longer your family. Merely trespassers in your shrine to Jupiter
-Blood is blood and chai is chai.... the last they'll hear is my battle cry
poty
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Nov 25, 2015 23:00
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Shopping Teavanna at the mall
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Nov 26, 2015 03:00
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Historically Inaccurate
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A true byob elder. Show us the ways
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Nov 26, 2015 03:24
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Long nosehair is a sign of power so don't pluck it.
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Nov 26, 2015 05:34
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halfway to bo-peper 
is... *counts slowly*.. 608 a funny number?
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Nov 26, 2015 05:39
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aggressively chill
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additional wisdom lessons learned throughout life:
-chai is good
-chai is actually bad. fuckign youths.
-gently caress the youths
-you can order a "Dirty earl grey" at starbucks and that means they put espresso in it. it tastes disgusting.
-at this point you learn to like eating snails (Esçargot)
-chai is good again..seriously
-rap music starts sounding like howling ape noises
-dementia sets in
-pantry is full of boxes of chai. your children wonder where you even got all of it from
-dig out a secret basement with your bare hands
-sex organs stop working
-start sleeping in your cool new basement. your family makes a surprise visit but cant find you. you hide in wait and watch them through the air vents
-htey open your pantry laughing about the dumb chai thing. it's not so funny anymore after your daughters fucker husband gets utterly crushed by a falling pallet of it
-daughter and her son, trying to escape, run into your stuffed dog collection. they are no longer your family. Merely trespassers in your shrine to Jupiter
-Blood is blood and chai is chai.... the last they'll hear is my battle cry
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Nov 26, 2015 05:45
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What have you assholes done now?
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Long nosehair is a sign of power so don't pluck it.
poo poo no i was just doing that as i read this gently caress
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Nov 26, 2015 07:27
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poo poo no i was just doing that as i read this gently caress
oh no!
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Nov 26, 2015 07:39
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What have you assholes done now?
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its cool power is overrated
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Nov 26, 2015 07:39
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corn, corn, corn
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i know some magi who would appreciate some free nose hair for their cauldrons
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Nov 26, 2015 08:13
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The only thing worse than turning 47 is not turning 47.
-Oscar Milde
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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just turned 47,000
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