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beer pal

hey im moving cities and i gotta get rid of this couch... its pretty good ... i mean ive sat on it like every day and its frigin.. you know.. its good really .. no beef at all... alright so its blue, right, and its got the pillows with it... alright so i saw a guide for selling poo poo and it said you should be honest about your poo poo so here it is.. its got a couple stains on it... really though its really not bad a tlal its a good couch id say.. and its free so ther eyou go. pickup only i dont got a truck.. let me know alright

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yes this is my truck, yes i will help you move. a byob twist on a classic bumper sticker.

Matoi Ryuko


Why was couch imprisoned? What did couch do?

Pizzatime

when I come to pick up the couch you're gonna guilt me into helping you move aren't you

pig slut lisa

irl is good


am i allowed to name the couch

RollingBoBo

living that high life
dont really need a blue couch atm we got a red one thats pretty kickass but thank you op

barfdog



pig slut lisa posted:

am i allowed to name the couch

bruce. i'm putting bruce forward as an early contender.


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

deep dish peat moss

I got bed bugs from the couch. The bugs are in my bed and Im sick of sleeping with bugs. I want to sleep with a lady again! THeyre so tempting sometimes I can't get out of bed in the morning and I keep missing work because of The couch.

treasure bear

unban couch

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
that couch has seen some poo poo

beer pal

it s cool guys dont worry, i got a guy to take the couch. i got a guy from morrocco who is gonna take the couhc, he says hes gonna come get it in about two weeks. hmmm but how about this... heres something to ponder... im totally down to double cross this morroccan guy and if one of you lucky sons of a bitches wants to give me a little cash for this fully decent couch, well, maybe we can still work something out.. the clock is ticking though... get at me

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

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booking a flight to morroco to snag some easy couch deals while this couch hawk is out of town.

Looke

don't let these illegal immigrants come over here and take your couches

barfdog



yo op, ill totally trade you a badass reclining chair for that couch. its got a chunk out of it at the bottom because my dog likes to eat furniture but other than that it'll chill you out right proper. you can lay fully back and browse byob while chugging a can of your favourite beer, so how about it op? you down for this trade? ill throw in a deluxe cocktail making kit to help you woo all the ladies that are gonna chase after you once they find out about your executive chill chair.


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

beer pal

uhh hdude? did you drop out of reading comprehension school? im trying to get rid of the couch so i can move cities to a different city, not like, get some more new furniture to weigh me down... not to be an rear end hole about it or anything but come on buddy... seems like the knowing whats going on train is leaving hte station without you buddy...

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

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barfdog



beer pal posted:

uhh hdude? did you drop out of reading comprehension school? im trying to get rid of the couch so i can move cities to a different city, not like, get some more new furniture to weigh me down... not to be an rear end hole about it or anything but come on buddy... seems like the knowing whats going on train is leaving hte station without you buddy...

woah buddy if you wanna start out in a new city without a relaxing chair then go for it, i wotn stop you, but your lower spine will not thank you for this transgression


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

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