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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

dirk0 posted:

I guess that would be extreme insertion.

now we're gettin somewhere

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dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

now we're gettin somewhere

I'd vote 5 if there are pics....

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

All good suggestions! I think I may get the dog a third ball that it can ignore so that even when I trick her with the second ball there will always be a useless overpriced KONG ball in the house

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Also even though this thread got a bit less than half the votes of Boring-ius's thread, I'm still declaring victory because his got gassed and mine is still kicking (it it's sleep chasin' cats :3:)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



teach your dog to play starcraft better than koreans

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I dunno, she's real good at coming to me to tell me that the coffee/ washing machine are done, but I think tasking resources and telling the spider walking mans to go to the enemy base in a steady stream is beyond her...

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum
Thread icon said "poll". I feel cheated, Charlie Tuna.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


There's nothing a doggie enjoys more than the company of his owner!!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

dirk0 posted:

Thread icon said "poll". I feel cheated, Charlie Tuna.

Shutup or I'll give you some "pole"

I may give it to you anyway

dirk0
Jun 24, 2004
They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!
Dinosaur Gum

Professor Shark posted:

Shutup or I'll give you some "pole"

I may give it to you anyway

Is it long and hard to pronounce?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
get her a present, op

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

cook your dog a steak.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Actually that isn't a bad idea, will she know it's Christmas though?

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Professor Shark posted:

Actually that isn't a bad idea, will she know it's Christmas though?

What breed is your dog?

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
get her a good owner by taking her to the shelter

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Dirty Sanchez posted:

What breed is your dog?

Bulldog-Lab or something, possibly with Pitbull idk

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Are you sure your dog is even Christian? Most dogs i know are just plain pagan.

Anyway, you can't go wrong with sausage.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
Your priorities are amiss if you don't get her a Rowdy Trout.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

gleebster posted:

Are you sure your dog is even Christian? Most dogs i know are just plain pagan.

Anyway, you can't go wrong with sausage.

hey that's something we can share and fight over for together

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Show us the dog.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
take her to the dog strip club aka the park and have a great time with her.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Wanna see the dog.


Also get em dog eggs.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


a comfy dog sweater for cold days, or meats

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

A rotting carcass.

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