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bacalou


oooh! that grace jones!

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bacalou


-aggressively stomps the ground-

GRACE JONES!

bacalou


while excitely coughing up blood: THAT GRACE JONES!

bacalou


growing larger, smashing through the roof and bellowing into the night sky: GRACE. JOOOOOOOONES.

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
So fabuloth! FAB U LOUTH!

GURRL YOU BETTA WORK

bacalou


G.R.A.C.E.
JONEEEEEEEEZ


bacalou


sobbing, as if processing unfathomable splendor: guh-guh-gr-GRACE juh-JONESs-uh


bacalou


as a large wave overtakes the western seaboard of the united states, i clasp my hands in prayer and look towards the heavens


gracejones


bacalou


as the space ship porthole begins to crack, my life flashes before my eyes. seconds before the explosive decompression rips my body to shreds, i begin to meditate on all that is good and holy

the grace of that jones!

bacalou


the cave has collapsed, none of the miners are getting out now. as i walk away from the pile of smoking blast caps and rubble, a beam of light streaks across the sky and hits me square in the forehead
GRACE. JONES.

bacalou


the second big bang hurtles through the void at unimaginable speeds, hotter than hot, brighter than bright. for a brief moment at a specific angle where no camera can exist, the cosmos seems to spell


G R A C E J O N E S


bacalou


it is the final test. if i pass, i get all the diplomas. no one has solved the equation. i stare at the paper for over an hour until inspiration overtakes me. it is as if i am channeling a dot matrix printer. the carcasses of over twelve number 2 pencils lay at my feet. i hold the paper up to the judges and all of them gasp in unison.

they have their answer, but not one of them has


grace



jones

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
lord knows i haven't clapped since i saw grace jones blow up in that movie, until this thread

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