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Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
This female I know says she like the prequels more than the original trilogy (probably because Jake Lloyd is "cute" and Hayden Christensen is "hot").

I want to show her the Plinkett reviews to let her find out how wrong she is.

But females might not appropriate plinketts humor about killing hookers imprisoned in his basement. She might think I'm "creepy" for telling her to watch it


I wonder has anyone made an edit to take all that stuff out and leave in the film criticism?

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posting smiling
I am also cute and hot.

smoobles

posting smiling posted:

I am also cute and hot.

me too. give your friend my phone number OP? it's 911 - 555 - 69420

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I saw those plinkett reviews and definitely was puzzled by the inclusion of those scenes. They don't really add anything to the review. I know he was playing on the character he made, 'This weird, antisocial loser who obsesses over every bit of minutiae in this popular movie series obviously must have major problems', but it just comes off as offensive and gross. Thanks for having a laugh at the disposability and vulnerability of sex workers halfway through your star wars reviews.

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I sympathize with your need to correct someone's wrong opinion, however, just let it go

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Ein cooler Typ posted:

This female I know

I think your a robot

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joke_explainer posted:

I saw those plinkett reviews and definitely was puzzled by the inclusion of those scenes. They don't really add anything to the review. I know he was playing on the character he made, 'This weird, antisocial loser who obsesses over every bit of minutiae in this popular movie series obviously must have major problems', but it just comes off as offensive and gross. Thanks for having a laugh at the disposability and vulnerability of sex workers halfway through your star wars reviews.

We don't love them hos.

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bacalou


if she likes movies because of how hot and cute the actors are you should probably introduce her to gay porn

alnilam

joke_explainer posted:

I saw those plinkett reviews and definitely was puzzled by the inclusion of those scenes. They don't really add anything to the review. I know he was playing on the character he made, 'This weird, antisocial loser who obsesses over every bit of minutiae in this popular movie series obviously must have major problems', but it just comes off as offensive and gross. Thanks for having a laugh at the disposability and vulnerability of sex workers halfway through your star wars reviews.

Yeah i only watched the first few segments and stopped because i was so put off by the weird basement scenes, it's a shame cause otherwise i enjoyed the review itself a lot

alnilam

op is your friend aware that han solo is also pretty "hot" ?

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

oh believe you me mr hayden christensen sure wouldn't need any force to get me in bed ;)

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
i find the op very creepy tbh

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

oliwan posted:

i find the op very creepy tbh

no, actually having an obsessive need to correct a persons 'wrong' opinions about a popular film franchise by forcing them to watch a four hour movie review is fairly normal, as is the reducing of any intellectual agency of said person to choose what movies they like into nothing more than sexual attraction towards a leading actor in the work, that's normal and not creepy, actually.

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

no, actually having an obsessive need to correct a persons 'wrong' opinions about a popular film franchise by forcing them to watch a four hour movie review is fairly normal, as is the reducing of any intellectual agency of said person to choose what movies they like into nothing more than sexual attraction towards a leading actor in the work, that's normal and not creepy, actually.

He said females.

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alnilam

Isn't this the guy who said his dick was big but wouldn't show us :argh:

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

oh my bad, yuck op, you nasty

drilldo squirt

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I still want to see his dick.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
What kind of rear end in a top hat talks up his dick like that and doesn't even post it? It's hosed.

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alnilam

i consider my di k to be public property, im an open book

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i kind of feel like someone with a really nice cool dick wouldn't be so upset by a girls hypothetical sex fantasies w/ a fictional space warrior but i don't have a lot of experience with the matter

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alnilam posted:

i consider my di k to be public property, im an open book

You are the millennial man.

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Android Blues

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i kind of feel like someone with a really nice cool dick wouldn't be so upset by a girls hypothetical sex fantasies w/ a fictional space warrior but i don't have a lot of experience with the matter

excuse you, anakin is a space man of peace, not a warrior. obi-wan has tried to impart this to him again and again

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

haha yeah he's a man of piece alright...a man of hot piece of rear end!! :swoon:

fuck. marry. t-rex

alnilam posted:

i consider my di k to be public property, im an open book

Greetings.

Piso Mojado

if you are gonna hype your dick up, you better post it too. dem the rules.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

all this talk of a good dick is getting me excited, common op the suspense is killin me here

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fabergay egg

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

all this talk of a good dick is getting me excited, common op the suspense is killin me here

the op is really bein coy here with us. a real ol' fashioned dick tease

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