This female I know says she like the prequels more than the original trilogy (probably because Jake Lloyd is "cute" and Hayden Christensen is "hot"). I want to show her the Plinkett reviews to let her find out how wrong she is. But females might not appropriate plinketts humor about killing hookers imprisoned in his basement. She might think I'm "creepy" for telling her to watch it I wonder has anyone made an edit to take all that stuff out and leave in the film criticism? |
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I am also cute and hot. |
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posting smiling posted:I am also cute and hot. me too. give your friend my phone number OP? it's 911 - 555 - 69420 ---------------- |
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I saw those plinkett reviews and definitely was puzzled by the inclusion of those scenes. They don't really add anything to the review. I know he was playing on the character he made, 'This weird, antisocial loser who obsesses over every bit of minutiae in this popular movie series obviously must have major problems', but it just comes off as offensive and gross. Thanks for having a laugh at the disposability and vulnerability of sex workers halfway through your star wars reviews. |
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I sympathize with your need to correct someone's wrong opinion, however, just let it go |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:This female I know I think your a robot ---------------- |
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joke_explainer posted:I saw those plinkett reviews and definitely was puzzled by the inclusion of those scenes. They don't really add anything to the review. I know he was playing on the character he made, 'This weird, antisocial loser who obsesses over every bit of minutiae in this popular movie series obviously must have major problems', but it just comes off as offensive and gross. Thanks for having a laugh at the disposability and vulnerability of sex workers halfway through your star wars reviews. We don't love them hos. ---------------- |
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if she likes movies because of how hot and cute the actors are you should probably introduce her to gay porn
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 11:25 |
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joke_explainer posted:I saw those plinkett reviews and definitely was puzzled by the inclusion of those scenes. They don't really add anything to the review. I know he was playing on the character he made, 'This weird, antisocial loser who obsesses over every bit of minutiae in this popular movie series obviously must have major problems', but it just comes off as offensive and gross. Thanks for having a laugh at the disposability and vulnerability of sex workers halfway through your star wars reviews. Yeah i only watched the first few segments and stopped because i was so put off by the weird basement scenes, it's a shame cause otherwise i enjoyed the review itself a lot |
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op is your friend aware that han solo is also pretty "hot" ? |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:31 |
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oh believe you me mr hayden christensen sure wouldn't need any force to get me in bed
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:16 |
i find the op very creepy tbh
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:59 |
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oliwan posted:i find the op very creepy tbh no, actually having an obsessive need to correct a persons 'wrong' opinions about a popular film franchise by forcing them to watch a four hour movie review is fairly normal, as is the reducing of any intellectual agency of said person to choose what movies they like into nothing more than sexual attraction towards a leading actor in the work, that's normal and not creepy, actually.
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:no, actually having an obsessive need to correct a persons 'wrong' opinions about a popular film franchise by forcing them to watch a four hour movie review is fairly normal, as is the reducing of any intellectual agency of said person to choose what movies they like into nothing more than sexual attraction towards a leading actor in the work, that's normal and not creepy, actually. He said females. ---------------- |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:20 |
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Isn't this the guy who said his dick was big but wouldn't show us |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:23 |
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oh my bad, yuck op, you nasty
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:24 |
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I still want to see his dick.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:25 |
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What kind of rear end in a top hat talks up his dick like that and doesn't even post it? It's hosed.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:26 |
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i consider my di k to be public property, im an open book |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:28 |
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i kind of feel like someone with a really nice cool dick wouldn't be so upset by a girls hypothetical sex fantasies w/ a fictional space warrior but i don't have a lot of experience with the matter
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:33 |
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alnilam posted:i consider my di k to be public property, im an open book You are the millennial man. ---------------- |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:i kind of feel like someone with a really nice cool dick wouldn't be so upset by a girls hypothetical sex fantasies w/ a fictional space warrior but i don't have a lot of experience with the matter excuse you, anakin is a space man of peace, not a warrior. obi-wan has tried to impart this to him again and again
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:39 |
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haha yeah he's a man of piece alright...a man of hot piece of rear end!!
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:50 |
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alnilam posted:i consider my di k to be public property, im an open book Greetings. |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:19 |
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if you are gonna hype your dick up, you better post it too. dem the rules. |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:48 |
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all this talk of a good dick is getting me excited, common op the suspense is killin me here
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:59 |
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:all this talk of a good dick is getting me excited, common op the suspense is killin me here the op is really bein coy here with us. a real ol' fashioned dick tease |
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