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Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
It's okay buddy, I'm committed to repairing this relationship. I will now laugh at your posts and occasionally post encouraging .gifs to particularly salient points.

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real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
Looks like I better blow 5 bucks on an avatar.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

real_slime posted:

Looks like I better blow 5 bucks on an avatar.

Wait until the Rumble Roulette is over so when you lose you can get something pretty embrassing.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
A Slime draws near!
Command?

Fight Spell
Run Goatse

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
On the subject of Kane gimmicks, he was also Jacob Goodnight from See no Evil once.

I wish Triple H had to become the Chaperone as a gimmick to promote his movie

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
It was great because the evil murderer with the meathook didn't actually kill anybody with it, just sorta hit them with the side.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Kane is an extremely safe worker, so safe in fact that anyone it looks like he kills actually shot themselves while he was busy working.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
"shot" being an Insider Term for "legit"

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Good deadlift powerbombs by Brock in that adr match. I hope Brock loudly suggests that spot every match backstage while staring at roman who looks at the floor in shame

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oldpainless posted:

Good deadlift powerbombs by Brock in that adr match. I hope Brock loudly suggests that spot every match backstage while staring at roman who looks at the floor in shame

I hope he requests it while looking at The Ryback who is fully erect and proud.

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



My fav five 3


KO
Sasha
Xavier

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I hope he requests it while looking at The Ryback who is fully erect and proud.

Ryback took a cialis.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I hope that Dennis Miller is brought back as a ratings ploy for the Slammies.

I also hope that the Green Arrow wins and accepts his award in costume.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
The Usos won Tag Team of the Year. LOL

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

zakharov posted:

The Usos won Tag Team of the Year. LOL

Wow there was some stiff competition this year too. Congrats to the Usos

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

zakharov posted:

The Usos won Tag Team of the Year. LOL

Wha....loving how did they win it over New Day?

Oh, because it's fan vote and the Usos are faces. Right.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
so I got a ticket to see Big Grams on a whim tonight because I like Big Boi a whole lot and have never seen him live

I think Phantogram is pretty loving bad though and have no idea what the setlist is gonna be so I'm debating just watching the wonderful night of sports entertainment known as the Slammys instead

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


abraham linksys posted:

so I got a ticket to see Big Grams on a whim tonight because I like Big Boi a whole lot and have never seen him live

I think Phantogram is pretty loving bad though and have no idea what the setlist is gonna be so I'm debating just watching the wonderful night of sports entertainment known as the Slammys instead

Go to the concert. You'll have fun

The worst band you could see perform would still be better than watching a Miss Universe parody, which you know they're going to loving do

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

abraham linksys posted:

so I got a ticket to see Big Grams on a whim tonight because I like Big Boi a whole lot and have never seen him live

I think Phantogram is pretty loving bad though and have no idea what the setlist is gonna be so I'm debating just watching the wonderful night of sports entertainment known as the Slammys instead

That would be a dumb decision. Also I don't like Phantogram either but I dug the Big Grams album

Also you spend money on something, why would you stay home and watch a bad TV show that will all be up on YouTube tomorrow

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

they play a pretty quick set of the self titled album with a remix of ms jackson and mouthful of diamonds thrown in for good measure. I've heard it's a fun show. Always choose live entertainment over television

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Remember that poo poo Rumble poster



The lovely things near Cena were intentional. They're in the TV ad



Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wha....loving how did they win it over New Day?

Oh, because it's fan vote and the Usos are faces. Right.

Yeah its this. Looking forward to Fearless Nikki winning Diva of the year despite this as WWE never really presented her as a heel even when she was cheating with twin magic every week.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wha....loving how did they win it over New Day?

Oh, because it's fan vote and the Usos are faces. Right.

Maybe it's to create good fodder for New Day tonight

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


Don't blink.

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
If Phantogram wasn't involved and the show was for Sir Lucious, maybe. As is, it sounds like a long night of being surrounded by fashion victims.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe

abraham linksys posted:

so I got a ticket to see Big Grams on a whim tonight because I like Big Boi a whole lot and have never seen him live

I think Phantogram is pretty loving bad though and have no idea what the setlist is gonna be so I'm debating just watching the wonderful night of sports entertainment known as the Slammys instead

if I had tickets to a Coldplay concert I'd still go, even bad live concerts rule and they're not a thing that you can do everyday, unlike the mediocrity of raw

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



abraham linksys posted:

can I vote for Bayley. is that allowed within the context of the rules

otherwise I have no interest in your meaningless "award"

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Ok I went to the dang show. I listened to the EP and it was good. They're apparently streaming this concert on yahoo too so it might have guests or something

Maybe I'll get to see el-p again one more time this year since they got that song with RTJ

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

real_slime posted:

let's clear it up. let's hold an informal rowdy ringsports poll.

who are your top 3 WWE wrestlers - male and female included - of the year?
Sasha
Asuka
New Day (collective; they can Freebird any Slammys) / Xavier Woods (if we really have to pick one)

Close third picks include Rusev, Bayley, Becky, Paige, Rhyno, and Rollins. They've all been fine, but also all had at least one really lovely angle, match, or whatever else. Small honourable mention for Tyler Breeze and Summer Rae, just for existing.

I mean I almost just left it at Sasha and Asuka 'cause goddamn have I hated 95% of WWE programming this year. It's bad when you're sat here thinking to yourself, "gently caress me, I've enjoyed Dana more than half this roster."

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Tbf Dana is good now

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


abraham linksys posted:

Ok I went to the dang show. I listened to the EP and it was good. They're apparently streaming this concert on yahoo too so it might have guests or something

Maybe I'll get to see el-p again one more time this year since they got that song with RTJ

Guaranfuckingtee if you go to a show that has anybody from Run The Jewels playing, you'll have a better time than anybody watching Raw all year did

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

bradzilla posted:

How many different gimmicks has Kane had under the Kane umbrella? Off the top of my head

Corporate Face Kane
Corporate Heel Kane
Demon Face Kane
Demon Heel Kane
Brother of Destruction Kane
The Undertaker's Evil Brother Kane
Anger Management Kane
Small Wrestler Killing Kane
Masked Kane
Double Masked Kane
Maskless Kane
Full Bodysuit Kane
Voicebox Kane

Scuba Kane

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Chris James 2 posted:

Remember that poo poo Rumble poster



The lovely things near Cena were intentional. They're in the TV ad





Roman winning the title and then Cena immediately getting a match and winning to echo WM9 would've been great.

real_slime
Apr 21, 2015

by Lowtax
jesus christ

when is brock on

IS BROCK EVEN ON???

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



The Slammies clinch the win for Least Relevant Award, despite a strong challenge from World's Greatest Grandad.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Yo go see big grams live, got drat

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


abraham linksys posted:

Yo go see big grams live, got drat

Glad you made the right decision, and glad you liked it :unsmith:

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
they played The Way You Move mashed up with some Phantogram song and while I was a little bummed because the chorus of The Way You Move is so goddamn good I couldn't really be that mad because Phantogram was fuckin bringing it

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