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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we're not meant to encourage people to kill themselves anymore huh :( :cry: :qq:

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
you've worked all week. earned your 6 and half fuckin figures and now what.. two days off

should I spend it with.. "my loved ones"? aka the door mat?

should I play games?

jerk off every 3 hours?




wow suicide seems like a good alternative. choose wisely

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
WHY ONLY EVERY 3 HOURS? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF QUITTER?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fQwwvb7CRc

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
more than every 3 hours and you start to diminish youre libido and you start spending 2 hours just to come and it kinda defeats the purpose of the time schedule

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

holy fuckin poo poo those thing are absolutely fuckin insane. talk about a death trap

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

holy fuckin poo poo those thing are absolutely fuckin insane. talk about a death trap

I heard that dude is dead so lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008






look at the extreme speed of the crazy hayabusa turbo!!!!

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

'im looking' i whispered to my oversized smartphone, laying trapped in the prison that is my body, sleepless, sunrise short hours away

im looking

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

BooLoo posted:

WHY ONLY EVERY 3 HOURS? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF QUITTER?

Booloo tell us about you are jerking schedule

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

maybe echi is into dick slamming as opposed to slamming w/ he dick

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Dicks

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Saturday

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ayy lmao

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

echinopsis posted:

you've worked all week. earned your 6 and half fuckin figures and now what.. two days off

should I spend it with.. "my loved ones"? aka the door mat?

should I play games?

jerk off every 3 hours?




wow suicide seems like a good alternative. choose wisely

whoa echi stop spying my life

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

more than every 3 hours and you start to diminish youre libido and you start spending 2 hours just to come and it kinda defeats the purpose of the time schedule

you would hit the wank wall too quickly

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ban for suicide request

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

echinopsis posted:

you've worked all week. earned your 6 and half fuckin figures and now what.. two days off

should I spend it with.. "my loved ones"? aka the door mat?

should I play games?

jerk off every 3 hours?




wow suicide seems like a good alternative. choose wisely

how about spending some of those p dece 6.5 figgies on material goods to fill the void and distract you long enough to make it until monday, when your job and everyday happy hours can take over again

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

BooLoo posted:

WHY ONLY EVERY 3 HOURS? WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF QUITTER?

please don't old shame

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

echinopsis posted:

you've worked all week. earned your 6 and half fuckin figures and now what.. two days off

should I spend it with.. "my loved ones"? aka the door mat?

should I play games?

jerk off every 3 hours?




wow suicide seems like a good alternative. choose wisely

jerk off every 3 hours with your loved ones

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Captain Foo posted:

Booloo tell us about you are jerking schedule

DON'T COME A KNOCKIN' IF THIS IKEA CHAIR'S A ROCKIN'

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

lmbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgwzHJo3IXM

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

BooLoo posted:

DON'T COME A KNOCKIN' IF THIS IKEA CHAIR'S A ROCKIN'

tbqh I think your slamming is stronger than Ikea can deal with

poignant weekend thought: gonna really enjoy watching some concussionball

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
if you're going to jerk it that often youre going to have to start with the most vanilla porn u got becos u gotta get kinkier on every subsequent jerk, its teh rules

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



start with your dominant hand and while jerking it sit on your other hand. it is called the alternating stranger jerk

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Captain Foo posted:

tbqh I think your slamming is stronger than Ikea can deal with

poignant weekend thought: gonna really enjoy watching some concussionball

I haven't slammed since I left Europe and won't again until jan 6th. Think I'm having withdrawals

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

BooLoo posted:

I haven't slammed since I left Europe and won't again until jan 6th. Think I'm having withdrawals

I don't think I start slamming again until March but lol, weather

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