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City of Glompton

politicians should have to work out their social status by grooming each other, like normal primates.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 01:24

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:48

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

a chicago political boss opens an unsealed envelope on his desk. inside is a dollar store comb and a small folded up note: "your hair's not as long as it used to be, if you catch my drift." briefly burying his eyes in his massive hand, he pulls a bottle of hair tonic and takes swig direct from the bottle. he turns his chair so it faces his window. his reflection.. he.. he's finished in this town.

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# ? Dec 24, 2015 01:31

City of Glompton

a meeting of the g-7 would be really cute, can you imagine them all in a little circle picking through each other's hair :3:

not to mention how efficient the shame of being chosen last to groom (or not at all!) would be in ensuring cooperation

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# ? Dec 24, 2015 01:36

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

bowing becomes customary among all heads of state as a sign of respect, as they retrace their steps backwards using a hair roller on the areas they stepped on

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# ? Dec 24, 2015 01:44

Korean Boomhauer

instead of elections we shoudl have erections

# ? Dec 24, 2015 03:54

Machai

Korean Boomhauer posted:

instead of elections we shoudl have erections

came to post this

# ? Dec 24, 2015 13:13

alnilam

The house recognizes the representative from iowa

*long pause while the rep walks up to the podium and takes off their blazer (no shirt underneath), gives a speech while the house speaker picks their bugs off and eats them*

# ? Dec 24, 2015 15:06

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Congressman in a moral dilemma. Follow the party line and vote Star? Buck the trend and vote Banana to appease the base back home?

In the end the he presses Shoe and takes his leave.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 18:02

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