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I've won court cases against the governments of various first world countries
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my great grandchildren already have their acceptance and college tuition guaranteed at any elite school as well as highly lucrative jobs at any one of my companies and foundations. my first child is still in elementary school
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Dec 28, 2015 02:54
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A team of professionals gets into heated arguments about the true extent of my net worth. I tell my biographer to go with whatever figure he feels comfortable with
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Dec 28, 2015 02:56
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Donald Trump infuriates me, because although I agree with his politics, I have to publicly condemn him to maintain my status in the elite even though my wife loves to go to his parties.
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Dec 28, 2015 03:00
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The value of my art collection alone would put me on the Forbes 400
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Dec 28, 2015 03:03
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My many homes are property referred to as "estates"
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Dec 28, 2015 03:05
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Reading outraged articles about Wall Street pay in the newspaper I own makes me laugh, because I spent more than that on prostitutes last year. Sometimes they pleasure me while I read the newspaper articles and they think I'm laughing at them
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Dec 28, 2015 04:03
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heh
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Dec 28, 2015 04:11
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Dislike button posted:Sun Valley is fun but it's way too high profile. Dislike button posted:I've bought multiple 1960s ferraris at auction. They sit in a warehouse and I pay someone to start them once a week. This person has no other job Dislike button posted:I've got no problems with institutions approaching me with requests for donations, as long as they understand id at least like a building named after me Dislike button posted:My full time job is selectively giving away money and stock to fashionable progressive causes Dislike button posted:The president returns my phone calls and I've been to the White House multiple times. It's not nearly as nice as my house but I appreciate the history Dislike button posted:My security detail has automatic weapons and consists solely of ex special forces troops who have all killed dozens of people. Their jet lands before mine to secure the area Dislike button posted:I constantly spew sound-bite worthy platitudes about how money won't make you happy and if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life. I've been worth over a billion dollars since my 30s and have never wanted for anything. People who make $35,000 a year take this as evidence they are making wise financial decisions HAHAHAHAHA that's some F#@!&in' edgy poo poo!!! 
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Dec 28, 2015 08:26
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The Management posted:my wife finds and pre-screens my mistresses for me, I don't have that kind of time.
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Dec 28, 2015 11:14
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welcome to my $50,000,000 soundproof gently caress dungeon
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Dec 29, 2015 14:10
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my grandfather built up my family's wealth from nothing to the point where we're one of the 20 richest families in the world. i just make sure my wife's porsche cayenne matches my 911.
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Dec 29, 2015 14:54
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i sit on the politburo standing committee
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Dec 31, 2015 08:11
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我很有钱，婊子
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Dec 31, 2015 08:11
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i embezzle a double digit percentage of my entire country's commodities exports through my ministerial position
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Dec 31, 2015 08:15
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i have never paid a cent in taxes, in fact i consider tax refunds a major source of income, much like my 5 figgy friends, except I make sure the tax man never gets a cent out of me.
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Dec 31, 2015 08:37
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pre-posting in here before my $1,500,000,000 powerball win tonight
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Jan 13, 2016 17:00
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i require and have hired a private security force for the personal safety of myself and my family
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Jan 13, 2016 17:01
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*sucks my entire own dick all the way off*
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Jan 13, 2016 17:04
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When I say "my people" I mean the people who starve on the streets while I hold military parades in my honor at great expense.
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Jan 13, 2016 17:13
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my hat was made of a leopard a western scientist had given a first name. This just makes it fancier.
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Jan 13, 2016 17:15
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I regularly go "On Safari" in Africa.
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