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"Derp-a-derp" "Merp" "Derp" "Merp-a-derp" (Cause he makes all these noises himself so now I refer to him as such. merp.) Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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little miss meow meow
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Aug 16, 2016 05:04
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Merp-a-derp-a-derp
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Aug 16, 2016 05:27
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Mi'oo and Ram-ram.
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Aug 16, 2016 06:02
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Little One --> Leetle Wun --> NeedleWum --> NeederWung Increasing in pitch One day there will be no vowels
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Aug 30, 2016 17:51
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Murphy becomes Murf, Murfinator, Murf-n-Turf (or Surf-n-Murf). My sister took to calling him Snookums, which mutated into Snook, Shnook, The Shnoot. Misha the long haired German Shepherd is generally just Hairy Baby in a bad Baymax impression.
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Aug 31, 2016 13:18
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One of my cats doesn't mind being picked up for a cuddle, while the other doesn't like it, so I don't do it often. Lately I've tried to, and it turns out he's heavy compared to his much fluffier, bigger-looking brother. So, because he has so much mass in less volume, I've started calling him "neutron star". Also, imitating his meowing while he waits for his breakfast, "petty-toot" or "menninon".
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Sep 16, 2016 10:00
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Not so much another name but with our Yorkie Daisy I like to "talk for her" and for some reason I have the idea in my head that if she could talk she would start every sentence with "my name's daisy" So I'll pick her up and harass everyone in the house by walking around yelling stupid poo poo like "My name's Daisy, gimmie food!" Names she has been called: Miss Daisy Princess ( always in an incredulous tone) Queen Bitch Habeebee (Arabic or something for baby/honey) Da buuhbees poo poo-assed bark machine
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Sep 17, 2016 05:21
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Tony Doughnuts posted:I like to "talk for her" and for some reason I have the idea in my head that if she could talk she would start every sentence with "my name's daisy" Oh yeah, narrating thoughts and lives is the best. It's fun to do for strangers, too!
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Sep 25, 2016 01:38
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Before she was put to sleep, we called Daisy: - Doodoo - Doobug - Dooschnoo - Doodoo Merps (because she merped at you when you had food) - Daidai Merps - Merpus Derpykins - Derpus Merpykins - Dai Dooschnoo Her ashes are on a shelf next to a picture of her. I miss her 
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Sep 26, 2016 18:42
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Sorry for your loss , friend.   I also just got fish for the first time yesterday after spending 2 weeks cycling it. I didn't name the fish individually but since they're all longfin Leopard danios I collectively have named them Def Leppard
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Sep 26, 2016 18:49
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My all black cat Sam, Sammy, Samuel L Catsun, Samuel L Fatsun, Bonehead, Buuuuud, Buddy Calico CJ is Ceej or C to the J.
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Oct 4, 2016 09:31
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Our dog Charlie has a few names... Charles, Oh-Charles-my-Charles, Charles Barles, Charlton Barlton, Charkle, Charcoal Barkhole, Sparkle Bum, Charlie Choo, Choo-Choo Baby, Charlie Choo-Choo Face, Stink Hound, poo poo Hound, Sugar Plum Fairy, Hairy Twat Monster, Land Seal (especially around a body of water because he is nuts about swimming) and Spasmojesticles or Giant Spasmojesticles. He is a good dog 
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Oct 18, 2016 03:40
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Saffronica posted:Our dog Charlie has a few names... That is quite a lot of names.
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Oct 21, 2016 03:49
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My default name for small yappy dogs is "poo poo assed little bark machine"
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Oct 22, 2016 04:39
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Tony Doughnuts posted:My default name for small yappy dogs is "poo poo assed little bark machine" I'm fond of 'tiny hosed-up wolf' 
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Oct 22, 2016 05:52
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Buddy, Buggy, Buggy-Boo-Bye, Buggy-Boo-Bye-Bear I'm going to die alone I'm going to die alone surrounded by cats
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Oct 26, 2016 16:28
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I actually cuss at my cat in a cute voice, he doesn't know any difference because he's a cat. Imagine the way you do baby-talk to your pets but saying stuff like "you whiny little poo poo" or "you lazy little gently caress". I usually do this while petting him because he's adorable. This is why I don't have any friends. I also will just meow at him when he meows at me, and we will go back and forth like this for several minutes if I'm bored. I've gotten so good at it that sometimes when I'm with my friends or just out in public I can let out a subtle "meow" and people will think someone brought in a cat, which is kinda funny. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Nov 1, 2016 |
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Nov 1, 2016 00:18
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Fenrir posted:I actually cuss at my cat in a cute voice, he doesn't know any difference because he's a cat. Imagine the way you do baby-talk to your pets but saying stuff like "you whiny little poo poo" or "you lazy little gently caress". I usually do this while petting him because he's adorable. This is why I don't have any friends. ?
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Nov 1, 2016 01:11
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Ok, don't have *many* friends? I do have a few  Still, there are times when I'm literally bored enough to meow at my cat, repeatedly 
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Nov 1, 2016 01:48
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Reece: Reecie, Tiny, Chiny, Tinny, Chinny the Chiny Chinese Chat, tiny fuzz, all kinds of variaties of jerk. Nando: Nando Catrissian, The Nand, Nandor, Nandorf, Nandorfenschmirtz, Furnando, the big fuzz, fat cat, all kinds of variaties of jerk. Both of them together: Mithrandirs which works as a stupid wordplay in Danish, the Main Coolioes since they're Maine Coons, the couch lions. I also have a habit of calling them whatever they're doing, like "are you a hungry?", "You're a noisy." and "Nando is a hammock.".
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Nov 1, 2016 21:45
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Electric Hobo posted:I also have a habit of calling them whatever they're doing, like "are you a hungry?", "You're a noisy." and "Nando is a hammock.". Guilty of this too, and add "you're a stinky" (see the helldump your pets thread) - he's 15 and stinks up my house sometimes.
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Nov 6, 2016 21:02
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I call my husky 'Cakes Town, USA Home of where all the flees live.' Even though he doesn't have any flees. I also call him 'Caker-Daker' and 'Cakums-Daker.' His actual name is 'Rainbow Dude Where's My Cake?' he is quite a dude but is very monochrome. He does like sneaking cake off the counter. We call him 'Cakes' for short. Edit: my ex and I got a cat and called him L.A.D.A.U. - Level Appropriate Domesticated Attack Unicorn. I'm the best at naming. Two Feet From Bread fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Nov 10, 2016 |
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Nov 10, 2016 19:08
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Egon occasionally pees on his feet cuz he's a big dumb dane, and if I forget to scoop poop for a couple days he might track some in occasionally, so his unofficial nickname is Yellow foot Brown foot
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4 cats... the youngest gets called Little Girl. Both of the boys get called Butthead, particularly the elderly cat with the peeing problem. Our black cat gets called Roxie Cleopatra.
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