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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on US attempts to rein in Israel – Joe Biden has said that Benjamin Netanyahu is making a ‘mistake’ over Gaza, although the US continues to arm Israel"

Telegraph:

Key findings of the Cass report: stop giving drugs to children and rushing them into treatment; Streeting admits he was wrong to say transgender women are women :fuckoff:

Matt:

Farmers warn of first year without harvest since Second World War

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

China ‘flooding Britain with counterfeit Royal Mail stamps’

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Someone push Blower into one of the many English rivers full of poo poo please

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:


Why is Sunak jizzing from his shoulder?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plans to crack down on rough sleeping – The Tories are under increasing pressure to rethink a policy over ‘nuisance’ behaviour from homeless people"

Telegraph:

China behind flood of fake stamps plaguing Britain

Matt:


Independent:

Biden says US support for Israel remains ‘ironclad’ amid threat of ‘significant attack’ from Iran

Times:

Revealed: Harold Wilson’s secret Downing Street affair

Stephen Collins:


Guardian Australian Sport:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
yeah i'm sure heath never did anything weird, sex-wise

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Keir Starmer’s march to victory – The Labour leader has endorsed Labour’s commitment to nuclear weapons, promising to commission four more nuclear submarines"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Rayner: I will step down if I committed a criminal offence

Independent:

After William de Leftwich Dodge.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Chris Riddell on the nightmares disturbing Rishi Sunak’s beauty sleep – A sleeping Rishi Sunak is beset by monsters of privatised water, bankrupt councils, local elections and more"

Sunday Telegraph:

I Am Maximus wins 2024 Grand National to secure Willie Mullins’s Gold Cup-National double

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the choices facing Netanyahu – After the Iranian missile and drone attack, Israelis are in a more vulnerable position than ever"

Telegraph:

Cabinet ministers consider voting against Sunak’s smoking ban

Times:


Evening Standard:

'On the brink': World holds breath as UK and allies urge Israel not to escalate tensions with Iran

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on fears over the perilous game being played between Israel and Iran – Joe Biden is increasing pressure on Benjamin Netanyahu not to escalate the conflict"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Liz Truss: No10 was a prison infested with fleas

Times:

Donald Trump’s trial over Stormy Daniels ‘hush money’ begins

Evening Standard:

'Get back to the office': Minister's rebuke to civil servants still working from home :hmmno:

David Squires:

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Do you think Adams actually goes into the office to draw his cartoons like an absolute loser?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s tobacco and vapes bill – The government’s anti-smoking bill gets its second reading in parliament but faces opposition from some Tory MPs"

Telegraph:

"Iran has chosen self-destruction, and is happy to take the world down with it"; ‘A message of peace’: Olympic flame begins its journey to Paris

Matt:


Times:

Ten Years to Save the West by Liz Truss review — as readable as a crisp packet

Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak accused of ‘smearing’ Angela Rayner with PMQs tax advice jibe

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Tory divisions over Rishi Sunak’s smoking ban proposals – Liz Truss was among prominent Conservatives who voted against the prime minister’s tobacco and vapes bill"

Telegraph:

Bank of England used inflation forecast based on pencil drawing, says former chief economist

Matt:


Independent:

Rwanda bill: Defiant Lords back Afghan heroes and refuse to pass Sunak’s plan to deport asylum seekers; Up to parents to discipline children, says minister on smacking ban call

Times:


Evening Standard:

'Give us a summer vote': Most want general election in just months, says exclusive Ipsos poll

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plan to restrict cigarette sales – The prime minister has faced opposition from some Tory MPs over a law to ban people born after 2009 from buying tobacco"

Telegraph:

Ukraine bill backers should fight on front line, says Republican

Matt:

Police look at claims that Tory MP called aide at 3am to ask for £5,000 to pay ‘bad people’

Independent:


Times:

After Cruikshank.

Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak vows crackdown on 'sick note culture' with new benefit rules to get fit people back to work

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the temptation of Benjamin Netanyahu and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei – As Israel and Iran trade blows, hopes of an end to hostilities in Gaza feel further away than ever"

Telegraph:

Thames Water and its lenders enlist lawyers amid nationalisation threat

Matt:


Independent:

After Richard Tennant Cooper.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Chris Riddell on the zombie Tory government falling apart at the seams – The Conservatives are obsessed by Angela Rayner and immigrants. And then there’s MP Mark Menzies…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Peers and MPs ‘will sit and vote’ until Rwanda Bill passed, says Sunak

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
I wish I could hate Matt to death.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Sneezy was forced to come to work, now all seven dwarves are called Long Covidy and can't work and Snow White was eaten by a wolf. ~The End~

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Mirror, mirror, wise and true: what work can sleeping Snow White do?

Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Apr 22, 2024

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on Rishi Sunak the tortured soul – The cover of the surprise Taylor Swift album might ring a few bells in the Tory ranks"

Telegraph:

Peres Jepchirchir sets women’s-only world record in brilliant London Marathon win

Times:

Ex-chief inspector defends Met Police over treatment of Jewish man at protest

Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak to urge peers to back Rwanda plan as it faces final showdown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Conservatives whipping up fear of migrants – Rishi Sunak is desperate to get his Rwanda bill passed and to ‘stop the boats’"

Telegraph:

After Ford Madox Brown.

Matt:

Met chief Sir Mark Rowley defends sergeant who made ‘openly Jewish’ remarks

Times:


Evening Standard:

Rwanda Bill passing through Parliament a ‘landmark moment’, says Cleverly

David Squires:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Go get a real job Blower you soulles loving husk

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda mission accomplished – The PM gets through his ‘emergency legislation’ after four-and-a-half months of parliamentary ping-pong"

Telegraph:

War footing as Sunak ramps up defence spending

Matt:

Taylor Swift fans descend on London pub mentioned on her new album

Times:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Sarah Akinterinwa on Rishi Sunak’s pledge to increase defence spending – The prime minister has promised to increase defence spending to 2.5% of GDP and to put the arms industry on a ‘war footing’"

Telegraph:

Labour won’t make same defence spending pledge as Tories, says Thornberry

Matt:

Blood-covered Household Cavalry horses run loose through London

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

"The Standard View: London's mayoral contest is looking much closer"

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