CES 2016 - This year we put Pandora on a fridge

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GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

The_Franz posted:

this guy is a child molester fyi

he's so bad.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:17

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:16

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Dubstep Jesus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw

skip to 1:40:30-ish for the saddest thing in the world

lmao

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:10

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWlYBiBrRlA

ahahahahaha oh god

# ? Jan 9, 2016 01:17

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

ahahaha that intel video

# ? Jan 9, 2016 02:19

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hasn't that robot toy been around since forever already?

# ? Jan 9, 2016 12:21

Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

Dubstep Jesus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw

skip to 1:40:30-ish for the saddest thing in the world

What if... the air guitar... were real :wth:

# ? Jan 9, 2016 15:36

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Dubstep Jesus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw

skip to 1:40:30-ish for the saddest thing in the world

i like how as soon as it ends to weak applause people are quickly trying to get out of there. also "Comments are disabled for this video." is always a good sign

# ? Jan 9, 2016 15:51

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

BeOSPOS posted:

lol that guys a whiny baby

"I invented a stick with a wheel in it and nobody can copy it. wait, somebody has a stick with a wheel in it???? gotta burn them all down"

nonono, according to the patent he invented a stick with a wheel in it which has lights on both ends which automatically change color depending on which direction you are going.

good lord is that comically easy to design around. ofc the Chinese company didn't even bother trying but still.

# ? Jan 9, 2016 17:08

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

Dubstep Jesus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok6MNzgvBKw

skip to 1:40:30-ish for the saddest thing in the world

this is some 'you poo poo here with me' tier performing

edit: oh you guys already covered that lol

Necc0 fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jan 9, 2016

# ? Jan 9, 2016 17:16

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

julian assflange posted:

hasn't that robot toy been around since forever already?

i've definitely seen something similar before but i don't think it had speech recognition

that thing constantly just trying to kill itself instead of dance was pretty hilarious though

# ? Jan 9, 2016 18:26

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

akadajet posted:

i like how as soon as it ends to weak applause people are quickly trying to get out of there. also "Comments are disabled for this video." is always a good sign

Have a great CS everyone

# ? Jan 9, 2016 21:20

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

DIGITAL

# ? Jan 9, 2016 21:33

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Happy_Misanthrope posted:

DIGITAL

i think you mean

# ? Jan 13, 2016 07:07

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Shaggar posted:

cool things that would be nice 2 have:
control oven temp/timer and get notifications from oven
get notifications for complete cycles from washer/dryer/dish washer
turn lights on and off based on programmable criteria
turn heat on and off based on programmable criteria

why would any of that be useful or cool

# ? Jan 13, 2016 16:57

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

oven notification: it makes a noise
dishwasher notification: it stops making a noise
lights off criteria: i don't see anybody in here
lights on criteria: someone says "hey i was using that"

also turning on a 450� box sight-unseen is an objectively good idea that is certainly not dangerous to anyone

also it is a useful thing to do in anticipation of food being put into the oven later, somehow

# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:02

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

so is it over or what

what won best in show

# ? Jan 13, 2016 17:17

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

graph posted:

so is it over or what

what won best in show

it ended saturday

regardless of whatever won, we lost

if you excuse me, i need to reboot my refrigerator

# ? Jan 13, 2016 19:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

SO DEMANDING posted:

it ended saturday

regardless of whatever won, we lost

if you excuse me, i need to reboot my refrigerator

UPDATING FRIGIDOS FIRMWARE PLEASE DO NOT OPEN YOUR REFRIGERATOR DURING THIS PROCESS

# ? Jan 13, 2016 19:25

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Application com.samsung.TemperatureControl has stopped. Check for spoiled items.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 19:26

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

all of your jar lids have been screwed on way too tightly

send 3 bitcoins to 1xuFJobW0MqFWNplIJRTWk4DQ3NJ0Wn and we'll send a guy with big forearms to your house

# ? Jan 13, 2016 19:31

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

icebox.cloud can't be completed because an unexpected error occurred

please check your network connection and your freezer unit for melting

# ? Jan 13, 2016 19:36

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

SO DEMANDING posted:

it ended saturday

regardless of whatever won, we lost

if you excuse me, i need to reboot my refrigerator

Is your refrigerator running!?! Well

/checks .fridge_uptime :smug:

# ? Jan 13, 2016 19:36

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

a service that pings all your internet iot things and when they go down they send someone over to reboot them

# ? Jan 13, 2016 20:22

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Is your refrigerator running!?! Well

/checks .fridge_uptime

<erno> hm. I've lost a fridge.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 20:50

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:

<erno> hm. I've lost a fridge.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 21:08

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Is your refrigerator running!?! Well

/checks .fridge_uptime

# ? Jan 13, 2016 21:09

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Stereotype posted:

Looks way cooler than those stupid hoverboard things though, and it can go like 6 miles @ 15mph, so maybe useful for a commute. Plus it could fit in my office where a moped cannot.

But yeah I can buy a car for $1500.

you know what's a faster and cheaper solution?

a bike

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:14

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Stereotype posted:

These OneWheel guys got the Federal Marshals to come to CES apparently to shut down the Chinese company making literal exact knockoffs of their cool board thing.

I'm glad they did that, because then I heard of it, and it looks super cool and fun. However it costs $1500 and lol I'd rather buy a moped for a third the price.

However, that cheap chinese knockoff is probably like 80% as good and costs 30% their special American version and is on Alibaba. Is Alibaba legit still?

Oh sorry also a link: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-07/u-s-marshals-raid-hoverboard-booth-at-ces

I rode on a prototype of one of these at makerfaire a couple of years ago and it was hard as gently caress to stay balanced.

# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:23

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

the point of those things is not to go places. its to injure yourself on video so you can fish some likes from the sad people you call your friends

# ? Jan 14, 2016 06:20

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Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

http://www.computerworld.com/article/3021909/security/living-the-ces-security-farce.html

lol

# ? Jan 14, 2016 15:20

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