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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > First im gonna work then im gonna wife
 
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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
When I finish work my wife will wife the poo poo out of me! She said dont you loving forget tonights wifing night, everyone just laughs when i tell them. I dont know where to get help

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 03:25
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Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
tell your wife they should do wife-ups before wifing, or they might pull a wife muscle.

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 03:49
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Adiabatic

What have you assholes done now?
that laughter might be your live studio audience

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 03:52
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ScrubLeague

 Maybe the greatest thing I ever heard

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Jan 9, 2016

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* # ? Jan 7, 2016 04:22
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Savage For The Winjun


 yeah it sounds like she is seriously going to emasculate you big time when you get home, maybe move this thread to GBS?

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 04:50
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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
just remember: no wifing in the club

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 06:04
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Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
What's your pre wife bro

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 06:12
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 free wifi

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 06:13
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joke_explainer


 wife to meet you

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 09:46
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Scaly Haylie

 husband is it anyway?

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 10:12
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
You DO know you're spouse to take it, right?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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* # ? Jan 7, 2016 13:22
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alnilam

joke_explainer posted:

wife to meet you
* # ? Jan 7, 2016 13:26
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Piso Mojado

 mah wiife!

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 13:33
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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
it webt better than expected, this isnt so bad after all

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* # ? Jan 7, 2016 13:34
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google THIS

joke_explainer posted:

wife to meet you
* # ? Jan 7, 2016 14:05
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 Don't take my wife...please!

* # ? Jan 7, 2016 23:39
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Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

joke_explainer posted:

wife to meet you

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* # ? Jan 8, 2016 01:45
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FutonForensic

 with my wife knife, and her hub club, we are--the deadliest marriage


* # ? Jan 8, 2016 02:05
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Piso Mojado

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Don't take my wife...please!

https://youtu.be/-vn6QdqxK3g

* # ? Jan 8, 2016 14:50
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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

joke_explainer posted:

wife to meet you
* # ? Jan 8, 2016 22:53
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Twerkteam Pizza

joke_explainer posted:

wife to meet you
* # ? Jan 10, 2016 12:07
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Senior Management



 I don't think that I would make a very good wife

:jerry:
* # ? Jan 14, 2016 00:04
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Ben Smash

LARDROOM
Wives are great. The more you have the better they get!

* # ? Jan 14, 2016 01:52
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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Ugh

* # ? Jan 14, 2016 02:41
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

mister magpie posted:

Ugh

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* # ? Jan 14, 2016 02:42
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SIDS Vicious


 hi my new dog i love you and miss you please come home we got rid of the bird

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)
* # ? Jan 14, 2016 03:02
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