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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

So uhhh. I'm in this hole in the ground?? or a castle. Well there was lava before and the turtle fell in, there's stick thing that you touch for some hosed over reason and it just vaporizes this series of circles that the turtle lives on. Now some Whore is talking to me in a hole or uhh like a dungeon. Guess their gonna gently caress lmfao... But seriously didn't really feel like seeing more of it so I gave up playing. Anyway, bye.

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lol

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Lol

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

PleasingFungus posted:

that was the end of the game.

Really? I thought there was a big escort quest and then a universally hated final boss?

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Eifert Posting posted:

Really? I thought there was a big escort quest and then a universally hated final boss?

you become a big daddy, spend twenty minutes escorting a little sister, spend less than five minutes fighting an extremely forgettable final boss. it's the end of the game.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
when I was younger, I got stuck in a tough fight in TRON 2.0 and gave up on it. maybe nine months later, I remembered about the game, so I loaded my quicksave from the middle of the fight and beat it easily. then the end credits started to play.

gamer feels...

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Wormskull posted:

So uhhh. I'm in this hole in the ground?? or a castle. Well there was lava before and the turtle fell in, there's stick thing that you touch for some hosed over reason and it just vaporizes this series of circles that the turtle lives on. Now some Whore is talking to me in a hole or uhh like a dungeon. Guess their gonna gently caress lmfao... But seriously didn't really feel like seeing more of it so I gave up playing. Anyway, bye.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

PleasingFungus posted:

you become a big daddy, spend twenty minutes escorting a little sister, spend less than five minutes fighting an extremely forgettable final boss. it's the end of the game.

to be be fair i played bioshock on xbox 360 and stopped at the escort quest because it was so miserable to play with a controller and i didnt care about the end at all

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


Yeah you've seen basically everything of value that games has by that point. The escort stuff is boring, the boss sucks, and the ending is like 45 seconds and lame. It's like the ending to a lovely 25 year old pc adventure game

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Has levin every made a game that didn't fall down in the last act, I'm going through his games in my head and they all seem to have this running theme.

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Mar 18, 2011

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Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
All the yes!

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