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Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

Crazy here folks. I'm INSANE!

*throws a bunch of coins found in pocket in the air*

I don't need this where I'm going!

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:37

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:08

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

*going to the first bank I see to negiotiate mortgage*

Ha ha! Interest rates!? Who cares! Take my money. I'm going craaaazy!

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:39

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

*shaving my head to wear a wig looking exactly like my old hair* WOW, didn't see that one coming!

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:40

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

*makes thread, forgets to change the tag* I just dn't care about reality anymore. I'm a loose cannon, so watch out.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:41

SIDS Vicious

woah holy cow watch out you guys this guy is crazy with a capital K

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:43

Macnult

What'll they do next!?

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:47

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

stay safe poverty Mulli :ohdear:

hi how are you ♥

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:51

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

gimme a slice of that cray cray cake

lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Jan 14, 2016

# ? Jan 13, 2016 22:57

Golden Gate Bride: knife to meet you

feeling the insanity kickin in

*goes to work an hour early*

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:22

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

same, op. same.

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:36

fuck. marry. t-rex

Mulli posted:

*shaving my head to wear a wig looking exactly like my old hair* WOW, didn't see that one coming!

That's just being a hisidic jew

# ? Jan 13, 2016 23:49

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

[5:45am] Hit the button on my alarm. I hear it say "ouch!" Gonna be one of those days.

[6:30am] It snowed too much and I decide to Uber to work. My shoes are soaked from the snow melting around my feet. I check to see where the car is: it's turning around and around in circles on the screen for ten minutes.

[6:30:10am] Ten seconds is pretty much ten minutes. I can't tell anyways. Phone's bruised. I pack some snow on it and apologize. Didn't I call that taxi an hour ago?

[7:04am] Run to the time clock. I knew I shouldn't have taken the bus in this weather. An email appears on my phone telling me how much I spent on an Uber. gently caress.

[9:00am] Uncurl from the space heater and walk around a bit. That guy is 7 feet tall and is kinda blurry. Better go back to the space heater.

[12:30pm] Oh, all my nails are digging into my cheeks, it must be time for lunch.

[1:01pm] Tomorrow I'll bring lunch.

[3:30pm] Pretty sure the past few hours didn't actually happen because I can't remember them. I can't actually prove that there was a 2:45pm.

[4:05pm] Leave work. The sidewalk is totally plowed over the entire way to the bus stop. I walk in the road instead, figuring it's best to walk into traffic because then you can dodge cars if you have to. You can't dodge what you don't know is coming.

[6:06pm] A thread about going insane. I should think of something scary to post in it.

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# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:06

FluffieDuckie

Qwerinty posted:

[5:45am] Hit the button on my alarm. I hear it say "ouch!" Gonna be one of those days.

[6:30am] It snowed too much and I decide to Uber to work. My shoes are soaked from the snow melting around my feet. I check to see where the car is: it's turning around and around in circles on the screen for ten minutes.

[6:30:10am] Ten seconds is pretty much ten minutes. I can't tell anyways. Phone's bruised. I pack some snow on it and apologize. Didn't I call that taxi an hour ago?

[7:04am] Run to the time clock. I knew I shouldn't have taken the bus in this weather. An email appears on my phone telling me how much I spent on an Uber. gently caress.

[9:00am] Uncurl from the space heater and walk around a bit. That guy is 7 feet tall and is kinda blurry. Better go back to the space heater.

[12:30pm] Oh, all my nails are digging into my cheeks, it must be time for lunch.

[1:01pm] Tomorrow I'll bring lunch.

[3:30pm] Pretty sure the past few hours didn't actually happen because I can't remember them. I can't actually prove that there was a 2:45pm.

[4:05pm] Leave work. The sidewalk is totally plowed over the entire way to the bus stop. I walk in the road instead, figuring it's best to walk into traffic because then you can dodge cars if you have to. You can't dodge what you don't know is coming.

[6:06pm] A thread about going insane. I should think of something scary to post in it.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:16

Dinosaurmageddon: by zen death robot

GOING OFF THE RAILS OF THIS

CRAZY TRAIN

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# ? Jan 14, 2016 00:41

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

*takes fist full of pills*

Hopefully no murders today!

# ? Jan 14, 2016 01:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"You people are driving me insane!" I say, "short trip!" they say, handing my a unicycle

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# ? Jan 14, 2016 02:02

Moola

Mulli posted:

*throws a bunch of coins found in pocket in the air*

*quietly picks up all the coins as you leave*

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:20

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

lol

# ? Jan 14, 2016 05:28

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

If youre going insane get me a ton of milk while you're there

# ? Jan 14, 2016 09:38

google THIS

crazy? I was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. with rats. rubber rats? I hardly know 'er! ok I'm better now

# ? Jan 14, 2016 18:06

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

maybe it's not me that's going crazy

maybe it's the world that's going sane

# ? Jan 14, 2016 20:13

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

I was crazy once, it's not funny. They admitted me. They did things to me. Shboople things

# ? Jan 14, 2016 23:29

ScrubLeague

You don't have to be crazy to post here...

But it helps.

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# ? Jan 15, 2016 06:19

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

insane in the membrane

or

insane in the brain?

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# ? Jan 15, 2016 06:48

i am he

ScrubLeague posted:

You don't have to be crazy to post here...

But it helps.

# ? Jan 15, 2016 06:58

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

it's all fun and games until you hear invisible angels singing outside your window

# ? Jan 16, 2016 03:19

Piso Mojado

Qwerinty posted:

[5:45am] Hit the button on my alarm. I hear it say "ouch!" Gonna be one of those days.

[6:30am] It snowed too much and I decide to Uber to work. My shoes are soaked from the snow melting around my feet. I check to see where the car is: it's turning around and around in circles on the screen for ten minutes.

[6:30:10am] Ten seconds is pretty much ten minutes. I can't tell anyways. Phone's bruised. I pack some snow on it and apologize. Didn't I call that taxi an hour ago?

[7:04am] Run to the time clock. I knew I shouldn't have taken the bus in this weather. An email appears on my phone telling me how much I spent on an Uber. gently caress.

[9:00am] Uncurl from the space heater and walk around a bit. That guy is 7 feet tall and is kinda blurry. Better go back to the space heater.

[12:30pm] Oh, all my nails are digging into my cheeks, it must be time for lunch.

[1:01pm] Tomorrow I'll bring lunch.

[3:30pm] Pretty sure the past few hours didn't actually happen because I can't remember them. I can't actually prove that there was a 2:45pm.

[4:05pm] Leave work. The sidewalk is totally plowed over the entire way to the bus stop. I walk in the road instead, figuring it's best to walk into traffic because then you can dodge cars if you have to. You can't dodge what you don't know is coming.

[6:06pm] A thread about going insane. I should think of something scary to post in it.

# ? Jan 16, 2016 03:56

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

meteloides posted:

it's all fun and games until you hear invisible angels singing outside your window

but that's how I know the acid's kicked in?

quote:

[4:05pm] Leave work. The sidewalk is totally plowed over the entire way to the bus stop. I walk in the road instead, figuring it's best to walk into traffic because then you can dodge cars if you have to. You can't dodge what you don't know is coming.

I mean haha and all, but that's basically what the vast majority of pedestrians do around here when there aren't sidewalks. This is also what they taught us in the Boy Scouts (TM).

Cyberpunkey Monkey fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Jan 16, 2016

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# ? Jan 16, 2016 07:55

Victory Position

i just drank a buch of beers haha now i get you op

it took a while but now i get it

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# ? Jan 16, 2016 08:24

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 10:08

Dinosaurmageddon: by zen death robot

Have you tried going outsane?

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# ? Jan 17, 2016 04:51

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