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would leia have been interested in him? it would seem she only liked han solo because he was fit and attractive whereas jabba has this whole business empire that he has created and employs a really diverse group of aliens/people/etc. it makes me wonder if jabba was always husky and if the other hutts used to tease him when he was a kid.
also i gotta believe that if leia told jabba she loved him he wouldn't answer with a cocky "i know" but instead would have told her he loved her back.
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I'm picturing jabba doing those 30 minute workouts, maybe cross training, and having a rock hard set of abs
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Jan 19, 2016 22:17
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Jan 19, 2016 22:18
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Jabba: "i don't get it, I'm a nice guy... I'm rich... I'm desirable... why do all the girls go for jerks like that Han Solo guy?"
*smashes mirror with tears in eyes*
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Jabba: "i don't get it, I'm a nice guy... I'm rich... I'm desirable... why do all the girls go for jerks like that Han Solo guy?"
*smashes mirror with tears in eyes*
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+little jabba sits inside playing his violin while all the other hutt kids play spacefootball outside*
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he should have set out to find a girl that was into slave collars. You can't just spring that on some one.
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Jan 19, 2016 22:43
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*jabba looks at slave leia's scanty outfit* i'll never be able to wear that... *throws celery sticks on the floor and begins to cry*
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he should have set out to find a girl that was into slave collars. You can't just spring that on some one.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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he should have set out to find a girl that was into slave collars. You can't just spring that on some one.
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scary thought
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who wants to live on a desert planet
me, kind of
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Jabba's nick name in the sand worm community is shorty turd.
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jabba getting fit.
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*me, drunk running into jabba at the punchbowl at our 10 year reunion*
Woah, jabba? I didnt even recognize ya, haha! Wow, you look great! Hey listen, sorry about all the mean things we said about you in high school. Like calling you a slimy loser, and disgusting mumbling lesbo-worm, oh and the whole 'The Incredible Bulk" thing, jeez haha. Oh you dont remember that one? Well i assure you that pretty much what everyone was calling you that behind your back, there was a whole skit and everythng haha, wow we were soooo imature back then. No harm done, hell I mean were we wrong or what - look at you! Sooooo, is there a mister jabba in the picture?
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