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Can someone tweet this: farting in santee alley

# ? Feb 22, 2016 22:58

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It's too many characters

# ? Feb 22, 2016 23:38

alnilam

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# ? Feb 23, 2016 01:57

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

no, unfortunately that is the only phrase that is the only one that is impossible to tweet

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# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:30

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# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:54

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

now you did it

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# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:57

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mister magpie posted:

now you did it

someone had to

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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:06

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Splatmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/Splatmaster_001/status/701948044988784641

# ? Feb 23, 2016 05:53

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

The best writing is inspired by real life

# ? Feb 23, 2016 06:12

chaymie

I tried and it autocorrected to farming.

# ? Feb 23, 2016 06:28

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Sex Prospector posted:

I tried and it autocorrected to farming.

Fave and RT

# ? Feb 24, 2016 11:02

ScrubLeague

I did also

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# ? Feb 24, 2016 12:07

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

watho posted:

no, unfortunately that is the only phrase that is the only one that is impossible to tweet

If you can all help me think of the worst phrases ever, I will tweet them no question. I'm the Jackass of twitter

# ? Feb 27, 2016 02:12

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

lmbo calrissian posted:

If you can all help me think of the worst phrases ever, I will tweet them no question. I'm the Jackass of twitter

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Feb 29, 2016

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# ? Feb 28, 2016 13:22

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

most anime is not that good

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# ? Feb 28, 2016 13:36

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i want to touch some boobers

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# ? Feb 28, 2016 13:41

MrWillsauce

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# ? Feb 28, 2016 14:50

MrWillsauce

watho posted:

i want to touch some boobers

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# ? Feb 28, 2016 14:55

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

MrWillsauce posted:

This is special. You are special. You are magic. Brilliant. Seriously.

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# ? Feb 28, 2016 15:09

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

watho posted:

most anime is not that good

i feel like these could;ve been said already, i mean farting in santee alley is something people wouldnt think to admit.. original experiences

# ? Feb 28, 2016 23:56

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

lmbo calrissian posted:

i feel like these could;ve been said already, i mean farting in santee alley is something people wouldnt think to admit.. original experiences

on twitter some of the worst crimes you can commit are not liking anime, and having an opinion while being a woman. it's kind of like reddit but with slightly less actual nazis

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# ? Feb 29, 2016 01:17

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
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watho posted:

on twitter some of the worst crimes you can commit are not liking anime, and having an opinion while being a woman. it's kind of like reddit but with slightly less actual nazis

i really like your username

# ? Feb 29, 2016 09:22

Scaly Haylie

watho posted:

a little too on the nose there...

# ? Feb 29, 2016 09:49

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Farting in Santee Alley in B minor

# ? Feb 29, 2016 11:52

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Lizard Wizard posted:

a little too on the nose there...

byob made me mentally ill [serious]

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# ? Feb 29, 2016 14:15

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

it really is the polite thing to do, farting in alleys. Just duck into an alleyway and break wind, maybe hang out for a few minutes and let it disparate, then get back out on the road. It's the origin of the idea of pickpockets, back in the day people would joke that someone "stole their fart" in the alleyway but really everyone knew they were just being polite people and not farting in the public streets.

The more you know...

# ? Feb 29, 2016 15:09

google THIS

in Renaissance England people would work to keep the alleyways clean so people would have a pleasant place to break wind. it was customary to tip the alley keeper a small coin for their service. the spelling of that coin's name changed over time so most people don't even realize where farthings originally came from

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:14

ScrubLeague

I was in on the ground floor here folks and zero social network interaction.

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# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:16

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Luvcow posted:

it really is the polite thing to do, farting in alleys. Just duck into an alleyway and break wind, maybe hang out for a few minutes and let it disparate, then get back out on the road. It's the origin of the idea of pickpockets, back in the day people would joke that someone "stole their fart" in the alleyway but really everyone knew they were just being polite people and not farting in the public streets.

The more you know...

Santee alley is a very public bazaar type alley. Maybe OP meant farthing in Santee alley?

onoe beaten to the farthing pun!

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:26

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

DeepQantas posted:

Farting in Santee Alley in B minor

# ? Feb 29, 2016 21:07

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

in Renaissance England people would work to keep the alleyways clean so people would have a pleasant place to break wind. it was customary to tip the alley keeper a small coin for their service. the spelling of that coin's name changed over time so most people don't even realize where farthings originally came from

DeepQantas posted:

Santee alley is a very public bazaar type alley. Maybe OP meant farthing in Santee alley?

i learn something new everyday!

# ? Feb 29, 2016 22:57

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

If Penguin launches a gas attack on Santee alley we're in so much trouble...

# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:23

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

yeah dude. there's something about being in a very public, hectic shopping alley in the heart of LA, farting next to the "5 dolla 5 dolla sunglasses" lady and knowing she can't do any thing about it, that makes one's most corrupt misdeeds seem less foul

lmbo calrissian fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Feb 29, 2016

# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:44

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

lmbo calrissian posted:

yeah dude. there's something about being in a very public, hectic shopping alley, farting next to the "5 dolla 5 dolla sunglasses" lady and knowing she can't do any thing about it, that makes one's most corrupt misdeeds seem less foul

thats a big alley

# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:48

alnilam

you would have gotten away with it too, but your hubris got the better of you and you plastered your guilt all over the twitterverse

# ? Feb 29, 2016 23:48

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Nah, that's why he got the patsies from here posting it on twitter, too... so he could disappear like a fart in a crowd

# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:57

google THIS

DeepQantas posted:

Nah, that's why he got the patsies from here posting it on twitter, too... so he could disappear like a fart in a crowd

trap sprung, op was the one who farted in santee alley and was looking for someone else to blame it on the whole time

# ? Mar 1, 2016 01:57

b h m

Yeah I mean technically someone could

# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:32

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

man that was a good day

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:41

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

I mean *throws fart bomb *backs away slowly into plastic sandal shop* no I didn't... no I didn't...

# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:46

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