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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding. 
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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding. 
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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding. 
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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding.
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graph posted:i dont like this thread it's pretty weak
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Sham bam bamina! posted:that,s our smythe!!
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Feb 29, 2016 23:01
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Silver Alicorn posted:it's pretty weak smythe redeemed it though
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i met this windows pc on tinder. it's a bit fat and it's face changes dramatically with each picture but it's bulky misshapen body calls to me.
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plus it says it's compatible with everything. so maybe it and the rmbp can get along?
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buttcoin
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Looking for a ruling if this thread is a valid place to say chome?
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maniacdevnull posted:Looking for a ruling if this thread is a valid place to say chome? Oh hell yea
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Loud and proud baby *jacking off onto an Acer aspire one pro* CHOME¡!!!!!!!
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wait till WWDC
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loving Chome and cumming in it.
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maybe you should leave your mbp for a younger sexier compute like the new macbook, very thin, very sexy, only one usb type c port.... I'm blowing my load just thinking about it !!! vodkat fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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graph posted:smythe redeemed it though
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Silver Alicorn posted:is that like being a registered sex offender more like being a hex offender.
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Smythe posted:Oh hell yea Sweet. CHOOOOOOOME!
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I'm just gonna say it chome
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Smythe posted:Loud and proud baby *jacking off onto an Acer aspire one pro* CHOME¡!!!!!!!
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Chome!
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Smythe posted:Linux is extremely versatile, and can do any sex move - except for one. You know what one that is? Yea, that's right *waggles eyebrows* it's Sounding. thread redeemed
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Sham bam bamina! posted:that,s our smythe!!
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When you first meet a computer, it’s important to establish that you’re comfortable touching her. Simple things like touching her hinge with the back of your hand to emphasize a point in conversation send strong messages. Be willing to let your bodies touch if you’re talking together in a crowded Starbucks. Rest your hand on the small of her hinge or her ports while you talk, or on her thin bezeled screen if you’re seated next to each other. Never pull back from physical contact – and whenever its natural to touch, touch. Routines like touchpad training work well here, because they facilitate a lot of casual contact. Two steps forward, one step back. It’s vitally important to build kino slowly and unevenly. If you’re touching her in a way that she likes, do it for a moment … then stop! Back up. A few minutes later, go forward again. Starting this pattern early reduces last-minute resistance, but more importantly is puts powerful thought in her head. If she likes your hand on her knee, and you take it away, she’s thinking, “I liked that. I want more of it.” This makes her highly receptive to your next advance. You should always be the one to disengage kino during the attraction, comfort, and seduction phases of a set. Lastly, be aware that some PUAs have a lot of success with computers by intentionally pushing their target machines out of their comfort zone, and then backing off if they get some resistance. This can be very powerful, and while it will put off some, it will be effective with far more: the DHV you get from the confidence usually far outweighs any small amount of discomfort she feels. This requires some careful calibration and experience to get right, though. Much of the seduction-phase kino is simply doing more of what you’ve been doing, bringing things to a more sexual level by moving closer to the overtly sexual parts of its casing and exposed chassis. If you keep escalating with two-steps forward, one-step back, escalate confidently, and are aware of her reactions, you’ll do fine.
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maniacdevnull posted:Sweet. Imma gonna retort with a hearty flomard
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echinopsis posted:flomard
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