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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Prosecutor: Mr. Bollea, is it true that you knew and spent time with Andre the Giant?
Hogan: It sure is, brother. HH.
Prosecutor: Can you tell us some stories? :allears:
Defense: Your honor I fail to se-
Judge: I'm going to allow it.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Mr Bollea, when it came crashing down, did it hurt inside?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mr Bollea, what was Donald Trump's position regarding letting go of his material possessions?

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Zayn-Owens would be awesome at WM oh god please someone in WWE have the brains to book this

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

NOW NORMALLY HOGAN WOULD HAVE 50% SHOT OF BEATING GAWKER. BUT IM A GENETIC FREAK AND IM NOT NORMAL

Legal Correspondent Scott Steiner is something I never realized I wanted.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Wrestlemania 33 in Orlando?

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



The company that brought you Wrestlemania Play Button and Wrestlemania Star brings you Wrestlemania Sunburst!

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Wrestlemania Batista Belly Button Tattoo should be great.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Chicks with that tattoo around their belly button often look a little weird but have big boobs I find

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


BWV posted:

I like that when he basically said "had I known they'd be filming I would've done a better job."

Guy knows the difference between a house show and ppv


Luigi Thirty posted:

He did. There will never be another Hulk Hogan.

This sure is a fascinating time in history to be alive for

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.

Dimebags Brain posted:

Last time I tuned in because of Redditman I just got another old man from the attitude era that I don't give a poo poo about so gonna ignore this one and just play Bloodborne.

I can't wait until you're an old man nobody cares about.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



21 Hoot Salute posted:

The company that brought you Wrestlemania Play Button and Wrestlemania Star brings you Wrestlemania Sunburst!

Wrestlemania Anus.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Meltzer basically confirmed Nakamura/Zayn at the next NXT special.

Probably belongs more in the NXT thread but eh I'm kind of excited for Nakamura so gently caress it.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





DukeofCA posted:

I can't wait until you're an old man nobody cares about.

Jokes on you im already halfway there.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

flashy_mcflash posted:

lol SPOILERS: Tonight Is Going To Be Good

To be fair last time he straight up spoiled Shane showing up and Redditors got annoyed, so his not so subtle 'Sami Zayn is appearing tonight' way of doing it is probably best.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Would they really have Sami work Friday at NXT then Wrestlemania?

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i'm guessing if they're running zayn/owens on the main roster it isn't starting until the night after wrestlemania, with zayn/nakamura at nxt and owens in some sort of IC title clusterfuck

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Codependent Poster posted:

Would they really have Sami work Friday at NXT then Wrestlemania?

Owens did Takeover Brooklyn and SummerSlam back-to-back and one of those was a loving ladder match

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Wrestlemania Anus.

That was the one with Limp Bizkit.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

sticklefifer posted:

That was the one with Limp Bizkit.

excuse me but WWE's Favorite Band, Limp Bizkit has played multiple Wrestlemanias please be more specific

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Would they really have Sami work Friday at NXT then Wrestlemania?

I'm sure whatever match he does at Wrestlemania will be a multi man match.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Meltzer basically confirmed Nakamura/Zayn at the next NXT special.

Probably belongs more in the NXT thread but eh I'm kind of excited for Nakamura so gently caress it.

I mean, they confirmed it at the tv taping that was weeks ago but sure

Dimebags Brain posted:

Wrestlemania 33 in Orlando?



I hope it's terrible.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dimebags Brain posted:

Wrestlemania 33 in Orlando?



gently caress you wwe

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

IcePhoenix posted:

I mean, they confirmed it at the tv taping that was weeks ago but sure


I hope it's terrible.

I don't care enough about NXT to watch it

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Who photoshopped Erick Rowan's head onto Louis C.K's body?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

i'm guessing if they're running zayn/owens on the main roster it isn't starting until the night after wrestlemania, with zayn/nakamura at nxt and owens in some sort of IC title clusterfuck

Dave basically already said that 1) yeah Zayn's coming up before Mania and 2) the IC title's going to be a multiman ladder clusterfuck, so I could easily see Zayn being in it

Styles won't be though

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rowan has a tod bod

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I'm actually really curious how Styles moves on. You think he's gonna bypass the IC scene and make a run straight for the top once he gets used to WWE and this thing with Jericho is over?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

OldTennisCourt posted:

I'm actually really curious how Styles moves on. You think he's gonna bypass the IC scene and make a run straight for the top once he gets used to WWE and this thing with Jericho is over?

no

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I'm at raw and this is awesome. Ryder vs Miz

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Who photoshopped Erick Rowan's head onto Louis C.K's body?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Dimebags Brain posted:

Wrestlemania 33 in Orlando?



just look at the upside: if TNA is still around they might be able to get an actual crowd in for one of their shows that weekend

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

That DICK! posted:

Chicks with that tattoo around their belly button often look a little weird but have big boobs I find

:agreed:

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

abraham linksys posted:

just look at the upside: if TNA is still around they might be able to get an actual crowd in for one of their shows that weekend

Imagine having to settle for TNA tapings after missing out on NXT/ROH tickets.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
President John Cena

Vice President........Glenn Jacobs?

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Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Gonz posted:

President John Cena

Vice President........Glenn Jacobs?

Government funding for childhood disease research and NOTHING ELSE EVER.

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