It's hard being married to a skeleton priest

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super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

My husband is really sweet and all, but I'm afraid he might make me turn skeletal some day.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 23:56

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 13:27

alnilam

he's going on about how beautiful i am, my lovely hair, my angular face, my sharp teeth, my strong bones... wait damnit i said stop that honey!

# ? Mar 2, 2016 00:01

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

alnilam posted:

he's going on about how beautiful i am, my lovely hair, my angular face, my sharp teeth, my strong bones... wait damnit i said stop that honey!

Should I be worried that he keeps trying to get me to take handfuls of calcium supplements?

# ? Mar 2, 2016 00:02

Shaquin

we all turn skeltal some day. you might say we are meat cocoons for the beautiful ivory demi god lurking within. i myself have already purchased a shortbow and rusty chain hauberk in preparation

# ? Mar 2, 2016 00:04

google THIS

wife: do these jeans make my rear end look fat?

skeleton husband: (silently relieved that his face has no expression) no.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 00:13

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

oh great, another one of these threads. You know, i bust my hump at the church all day and this is what I have to come home to?

hi how are you ♥

# ? Mar 2, 2016 12:18

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

oh great, another one of these threads. You know, i bust my hump at the church all day and this is what I have to come home to?

Honey I'm hooooome *skeleton laugh track*

# ? Mar 2, 2016 12:35

ScrubLeague

It's really awkward when you get a boner during the sermon

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# ? Mar 2, 2016 12:40

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super mario batali posted:

Honey I'm booooone *skeleton laugh track*

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# ? Mar 2, 2016 13:30

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Dad decayed, so what

# ? Mar 2, 2016 16:02

google THIS

I thought skeleton priests had to take a vow of skelibacy tho

# ? Mar 2, 2016 16:04

MrWillsauce

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I thought skeleton priests had to take a vow of skelibacy tho

# ? Mar 2, 2016 16:06

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

Sometimes I have to sleep on the couch - his bones rattle when he sleeps.

# ? Mar 2, 2016 21:37

google THIS

"honey, we're all out of whitening toothpaste!"

"well maybe if you'd stop using it on your entire body..."

# ? Mar 2, 2016 21:39

alnilam

even though he's nice about it, i do wish he liked my cooking more. he always says "it's great honey" but then i catch him cleaning up all the food from a pile on the floor by his chair :/

# ? Mar 2, 2016 21:41

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 13:27

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

When I'm watching football he keeps trying to change the channel so he can watch "Bones".

# ? Mar 2, 2016 21:47

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