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9hotonic

(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer)

"er.. im here for some.. book's"
1 dog using co olmagic: haha hey this is great. the ground is going so fast its like its not even moving. sometimes the dog uses a different wand of oak insead of oa kwe know theyre the same but its great

2 dogs doing cool mag: ic wow theres a magic for each dog now. if they plan it right they can switch and enjoy both kinds of oak and still do magic s

3 dogs us ingmagic thats col: yealh one dog has to d stay sat down stundying theres only two wans. luckily dogs are really good at magic and sharing them

4 dogs: you might be saying this is where the dogs start beocming evil magi c dogs but no honestly its just getting better and all the dogs are really happy

5: dogs in a school think of it like summoning dogs the risk is high but if you pull it off? huge return on your investment

6: uhhh ive never seen a school with this many wands but then again ife never seen a school with this many dogs either

7: ok funs fun but who is going to put this many dogs in one magic. student loans would never cover it

8: i dont think all the wands in this school do nice magic but if you have the dogs its worth a shot

9: dogs naturally breaks into groups of 3 factions. this is the only way for 9 dogs to coexist

10: basically the dogs are in control of the school now do NOT look into the mirrors the factions are using the ha llas a battlefield

11: The Great Dog War

12: The Wizard looks back at his many dogs, whom have faithfully attended many lessons. However, there arose a heated dispute among them over which one of them was considered to be the greatest dog wizard. But he said to them: “The wizards of the magics lord it over them, and those having authority over them are called good boys. You, though, are not to be that way. But let the one who is the greatest among you become as the youngest, and the one taking the lead as the one ministering. For which one is greater, the one making spells or the one brewing potions? Is it not the one spell making? But I am among you as the one brewing. "

9hotonic fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Mar 2, 2016

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alnilam

yer a wizard, hairy

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*dog looks up from chewing a wand made of hickory, guilty look in its eyes, knowing its just ruined yet another magical stick*

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*dog watches as a wand floats away down the river, tail wagging in anticipation but completely unwilling to jump into the water and retrieve it, disgusted wizard screaming at him to jump from the river banks*

MrWillsauce

hey there luvcow that robe looks fetching



Luvcow

One day nearer spring

MrWillsauce posted:

hey there luvcow that robe looks fetching

"woof!"

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*dog finishes pooping, looks around to make sure he wasn't seen then quickly casts invisibility on the pooh*

alnilam

class, today we'll be learning a vital everyday spell, "create bone." We don't know what animal the bones that we conjure come from, and frankly we don't ask

FutonForensic

twelve treats for gryffindog!

*the hundreds of other dogs not in gryffindog whimper unbearably*

oh... twelve treats for everyone!

*the great hall erupts into a cacophony of barks*


MrWillsauce

mcgonagall turns into a cat. dies.



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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit


Hufflepuff!






Ravenclaw!!






Slytherin!!







Gryffindor!

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