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take any objects outside the door, then go back inside and lock the door
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Mar 10, 2016 06:07
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swirly your own self because of a dare on the internet
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Mar 10, 2016 06:11
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>go online and post a cyoa thread in gbs. >let the gbs posts guide all future actions and let's put this cyoa on autopilot. >get ready to suck goku's dick
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Mar 10, 2016 06:13
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Android Blues posted:hurry up and tell me what scent was the candle, it smelled like holly berries that were left out in the sun for a week and made into wax form. a scent we are all familiar with Yobgoblin posted:did the door bleed? is so, i put bandaid for door and then open it. the door didn't bleed, but it did look a little upset, so you pet it and calm it down before pressing onwards shwa posted:Kill self and end thread you can't do this because you do not have a high enough JUKES stat! Mexican Deathgasm posted:>masturbate to pornography of a happily married couple making love in the missionary position to celebrate victory error: you have already left through the door! MrWillsauce posted:make a bangin grilled cheese you make the most banging motherfucking grilled cheese of all time. this is a grilled cheese that will go down in history as "the best loving most banging grilled cheese". wars will be fought, lives lost, families ruined, but the memory of this holy dairy sandwich from above will live on for eternity. you eat the grilled cheese and it raises your VIGOR stat by 2. Urodov posted:take any objects outside the door, then go back inside and lock the door you go outside and pick up the Basement Key, the $20 Bill, the Generator, and the Mystery Key. you then go back inside and lock the door. HUSKY DILF posted:swirly your own self because of a dare on the internet you unlock the door, go to the bathroom, and swirly yourself because you're a nerd. nice glasses nerd. are those your pokemon cards? they're mine now, nerd. hahahahahaha your hair is now wet. MrWillsauce posted:>go online and post a cyoa thread in gbs. you can't currently post on gbs because you were probated for 12 hours an hour ago for accidentally starting a flame war. you'll have to wait 
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Mar 10, 2016 22:20
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sit in silence for 11 hours
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Mar 10, 2016 22:24
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9hotonic posted:you go outside and pick up the Basement Key, the $20 Bill, the Generator, and the Mystery Key. you then go back inside and lock the door. Use $20 to purchase mantises.
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Mar 10, 2016 22:36
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check out basementMrWillsauce posted:sit in silence for 11 hours but you gotta go to the bathroom sooner or later ---------------- |
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Mar 11, 2016 00:16
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go to the bathroom where we sit
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Mar 11, 2016 00:27
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examine ourself in the mirror and attempt to style our hair
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Mar 11, 2016 00:46
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poo poo in silence for 11 hours
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Mar 11, 2016 01:09
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eat poo poo in silence for 11 hours
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Mar 11, 2016 07:19
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MrWillsauce posted:sit in silence for 11 hours you sit in silence for 11 hours straight you're super hungry now and everything sucks Robot Made of Meat posted:Use $20 to purchase mantises. you purchase $20 of mantises on amazon, they'll arrive in 3 days this was a good consumer decision Yobgoblin posted:check out basement you go downstairs, check out the basement, then realise how much you need the bathroom. so you go to the bathroom. MrWillsauce posted:go to the bathroom where we sit you sit on the bathroom floor and wait for the mantises to arrive Urodov posted:examine ourself in the mirror and attempt to style our hair you look in the mirror. your face is uninteresting and dumb, so you style it up a bit. your PIZAZZ stat increases by 2! MrWillsauce posted:poo poo in silence for 11 hours you poo poo for 11 hours straight. as you flush, you wonder why you're still alive. HUSKY DILF posted:eat poo poo in silence for 11 hours you cant eat poo poo because you just flushed it! 9hotonic fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Mar 14, 2016 |
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Mar 14, 2016 00:05
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I'm gonna be honest here, things are not looking great for our hero
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Mar 14, 2016 00:38
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The night is always darkest before the dawn though, I believe in Crang Butt Hapless |
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Mar 14, 2016 00:39
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go outside and face the world with your snazzy new hairdo. don't bother pulling up your pants |
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Mar 14, 2016 00:44
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chug some gatorade then pass out
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Mar 14, 2016 01:21
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wake up, chug some powerade and compare then go on gbs and do that thing I said
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Mar 14, 2016 06:12
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get on computer and post in byob to cheer ourselves up
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Mar 14, 2016 09:04
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Status_Surge posted:get on computer and post in byob to cheer ourselves up specifically, start a thread about some other trailer-trash food we like to eat since our salmon soup recipe was so well received |
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Mar 14, 2016 14:17
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melt some velveta and lather up
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Mar 14, 2016 15:03
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Status_Surge posted:get on computer and post in byob to cheer ourselves up google THIS posted:specifically, start a thread about some other trailer-trash food we like to eat since our salmon soup recipe was so well received While we are here let's see how we're doing with that GoFundMe. We certainly could use a flamethrower! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 14, 2016 18:09
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alnilam posted:I'm gonna be honest here, things are not looking great for our hero alnilam posted:The night is always darkest before the dawn though, I believe in Crang Butt Hapless Your words of motivation echo into the land of BYOBQUEST! Crang's VIM increased! Don We Now posted:go outside and face the world with your snazzy new hairdo. don't bother pulling up your pants you run outside with your pants down and your hair up. you quickly get arrested you are now in jail! Urodov posted:chug some gatorade then pass out you take a swig of your trusty gatorade bottle. all gauges replenished! MrWillsauce posted:then go on gbs and do that thing I said Status_Surge posted:get on computer and post in byob to cheer ourselves up google THIS posted:specifically, start a thread about some other trailer-trash food we like to eat since our salmon soup recipe was so well received you pull out your phone and check SA it looks like there's a mod going crazy on an old post you made on fyad. you're probated for another 6 hours what the gently caress is this poo poo MrWillsauce posted:melt some velveta and lather up you have no velveta on hand! Splatmaster posted:While we are here let's see how we're doing with that GoFundMe. We certainly could use a flamethrower! you check the GoFundMe page. it's building money quite nicely, you're at 30% of the stretch goal already! Yobgoblin posted:Don't let the dread set in i t ' s t o o l a t e f o r t h a t |
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Urodov posted:look you can't look because your eyes are sewn shut! |
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