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tfw boss calls you into his room because he's almost dead 
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Guys, what happens when we die? It's...no, it's nothing really, just...I think Jim just got confused or something. He walked right off the railing...kinda like, passed through? Like a ghost? Anyway, when he hit the ground and all his arms and legs twisted like that...eyes all bulging, down there in the ravine...anyway, when it was over, he began flashing a few times, and then just...faded away. Like...like he'd never been. Well, there was something. Oh, uh, a box of rations. Yeah, didn't even know he was carrying them, but they were just there, floating slightly off the ground like usual. So...what...what happened?
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Mar 16, 2016 01:58
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You respawn in 1-7 days depending on your workplace. Unless your job doesn't give death coverage in which case lol
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Mar 16, 2016 02:01
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Man you guys complaining about working for Majestic 12 don't know how good you all got it. Working for Shadaloo is a pain in the rear end. FANG likes gassing the cafeteria during lunch break, says if he can finish eating in two minutes everyone else can too. Vega just broke another mirror and stabbed a couple more of us goons just because he woke up and saw a zit on his face again. And Bison....don't get me started on Bison. Dude's got all those creepy emotionless women always around him and he never shuts about things being delicious and how one Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds once he kidnaps Queen Elizabeth. Man I knew I should have joined up with HARM instead, I hear they get dental.
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Mar 16, 2016 02:04
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Oh no! I dropped the LIFT KEY!
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Mar 16, 2016 02:12
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I'm sitting there, minding my own business, and then some flashy jag ran up & beat the poo poo out of me! Anyways I'm stuck to his leg, hitching a ride to the Undead Berg, so if anyone wants to meet up there and wail noiselessly while reaching toward the sky hit me up. Sent from my iPhone.
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Mar 16, 2016 02:22
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You thought being a bread merchant was easy? It's not. You know what my routine consists of? I stand around in a shop all day, all night. I never sleep. I don't eat. Ever since I took up this gig, I've found myself entirely incapable of even moving an inch away from where I opened my store. The shop's inventory currently consists of six bread rolls, two baguettes and a currant bun. Oh, and six hundred and eighty five thousand rusted swords, rotten trout, torn shirts, broken pieces of wood and wolf fangs. Y'see, I live in a dense, sprawling city that's populated by five peasants, two guards and (by my last count) twelve other merchants, but I've never had anyone buy any baked goods from me. But holy poo poo are people willing to sell things to me! In spades! Forever! My pa always said "Location, location, location" and now I spend my time thinking of all the fun ways I could be defiling his grave because I wasn't expecting my homely little shop at the front of the city - right by the gates - to become a sodding landfill for all these bloody adventurers to constantly pawn their goods off to me. City rules say I have to take whatever they give me. That's great. Super grand. Can't complain, of course, since regulations demand I keep my discourse limited to "I have many baked goods for sale!" followed by a "Safe travels to you!" after Sir DarkMurder unloads another bag of crap directly into my hands. Anyone else had to deal with this sort of thing? I hear innkeepers get it rough too. Hundreds of people standing around in their taverns but you'll never see 'em drink a drat thing. I wish I could've been a weapons vendor instead. Nobody ever bothers those guys.
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Mar 16, 2016 02:30
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Yo seriously anyone have any openings in their team? My co pay for the insurance in Fox Hound just went up through the roof once liquid died.
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Mar 16, 2016 02:59
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3/15/16 Made post on something awful forums.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:08
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3/17/16 Made another post. How much longer will this go on?
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Mar 16, 2016 03:08
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so you've got a revolver with two bullets, and you got hitler, osama bin laden, and batman all tied up and helpless in front of you. who do you shoot? heh, easy question. i shoot batman. twice!
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Mar 16, 2016 03:23
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Strange, I just lost visual on a camera in sector C. Should file a report to Maintenance about that. Seems to have been happening a lot lately. There went another one! Seriously, who did we buy these cameras from?
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Mar 16, 2016 03:25
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homeless poster posted:so you've got a revolver with two bullets, and you got hitler, osama bin laden, and batman all tied up and helpless in front of you. who do you shoot?
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Mar 16, 2016 03:25
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*silently walks back and forth across the same patch of ground.* *leaves large blind spot near vent shaft behind me* *falls asleep for 15 seconds* *continues patrol*
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Mar 16, 2016 03:31
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Ice Fist posted:Command. Be advised. I saw a cardboard box move. Should I investigate? This is Command, stop fooling around. Over.
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Mar 16, 2016 03:34
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CP, CP, this is Zoya 3! I think I saw someone get taken by a balloon!
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Mar 16, 2016 03:56
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Does anyone have the door code for the security room? I had it stored on my PDA but I think I must have dropped it somewhere.
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Mar 16, 2016 08:39
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Hey, my relief isn't scheduled until 0600. But man I'll take it, I need to drop a steamer and masturbate.
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Mar 16, 2016 08:44
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bold_kobold posted:You no take candle! but he take candle anyways!!!! lol u lose candle all the time also hey why it so dark in here now
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Mar 16, 2016 10:01
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THAT FUCKER TOOK CANDLE!! YIP ME KILL!
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Mar 16, 2016 10:03
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Criminal sociology is a hobby of mine. I think it's important to understand not just the individual, psychological roots of one's behavior, but also the social circumstances that foster that behavior. Whether we like it or not, we are shaped by our environment.
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Mar 16, 2016 10:19
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Black Baby Goku posted:Yo seriously anyone have any openings in their team? My co pay for the insurance in Fox Hound just went up through the roof once liquid died.
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Mar 16, 2016 11:06
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You remember when Dr. Wily had the suggestion box up in the break room? Well, no joke, I filled out a slip with "You should make a robot called 'Abletobeatupachildrobotman' whose special ability is not sucking," and stuck it in there. Well I thought it was funny. Anyways, he must have gotten a lot of stuff like that, because it was taken down two weeks later... ...also, there must have been a camera trained to it, because a week after the box went down I got a promotion to robot master and was renamed Micropenisman.
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Mar 16, 2016 15:18
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help half of my body is stuck in the wall edit: i don't think this was supposed to happen, it's solid brick
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Mar 16, 2016 15:52
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Skipped small arms training for the 8th day in a row, with everyone else on this floor. It's weird, but I think the guys one floor down attend even less.
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Mar 16, 2016 15:53
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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:help half of my body is stuck in the wall this happened to me once. to make matters worse I had one of those keycards on me, you know, the ones we use to get between different areas and we only have one of each? anyway this loving guy comes up and just starts shooting at my face over and over and over again. I guess he couldn't hit me cause i was mostly in the wall, but he kept going anyway and it was pretty scary and the sparks from all the bullets hurt alot. anyway he came up and hit me with the butt of his gun and i died but he couldnt get the keycard lol owned
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Mar 16, 2016 15:55
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I know it's not "PC" to say, but I'm glad that the larger purple goblins are kept across the bridge in the darker half of the forest. Every time I have to go over there I get bullied. Anyone else having the same experience?
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Mar 16, 2016 18:05
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FactsAreUseless posted:I know it's not "PC" to say, but I'm glad that the larger purple goblins are kept across the bridge in the darker half of the forest. Every time I have to go over there I get bullied. Anyone else having the same experience? PostSecret: I let out a little inhuman hiss of joy every time the hero kills one. *picture on postcard is offensive old school print ad for Happy Goblin Brand Ichor Pies*
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Mar 16, 2016 18:36
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Yesterday I got shot in the back by like, 3 arrows. I checked each time and there was nobody there. It must have been the wind.
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Mar 16, 2016 19:51
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FactsAreUseless posted:I know it's not "PC" to say, but I'm glad that the larger purple goblins are kept across the bridge in the darker half of the forest. Every time I have to go over there I get bullied. Anyone else having the same experience? I knew you were a little bitch. Meet me by the oak tree with the dead knight in front of it. We'll settle this like proper hobgoblins.
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Mar 16, 2016 19:59
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