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One time I went to a bar and got really wasted and brought this ugly chick home. Turns out it was a reptilian grey and now I have space herpes. How do I cure space herpes
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Mar 17, 2016 07:29
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Man if I were a reptilium the first thing I would do is reveal myself to a few crazy people so that I became associated with lunatics and stuff and nobody would take reports of me seriously. Lol haha
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Mar 17, 2016 07:31
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Is it account sharing if an RG possesses a goon and posts? We....err...I mean, a friend needs to know.
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Mar 17, 2016 07:33
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Mutant Headcrab posted:Is it account sharing if an RG possesses a goon and posts? We....err...I mean, a friend needs to know. bring back old gbs
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Mar 17, 2016 07:34
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Jenkem Delivery posted:One time I went to a bar and got really wasted and brought this ugly chick home. Turns out it was a reptilian grey and now I have space herpes. How do I cure space herpes The Space Herp's pretty bad but most humans have a tagalong or two from other planes they're usually not aware of. Minor simple spirits like bugs, maybe. Just understand that a reptilian intelligence is doomed never to fully understand the complex powers behind the emotion of love, so maybe you got one up on that drunk bird you brought home. How is the ol' wife anyway?
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Mar 17, 2016 09:48
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hampton posted:It's clear to me now that I am in direct communication with an RG inhabited mind and it is you, and you are the source of the negative energies I was experiencing today while browsing, not to mention the cause of my headache. Your reptilian brother was so angry at me last night he was breaking branches off the tree outside out of frustration because I was ignoring him completely. They're welcome to my lovely sadbrains if they really want them. I'm pretty sure once they get inside they'll take one look around and decide it's too much of a fixer upper to bother with.
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Mar 18, 2016 01:18
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You won't create a false reality of fear in me either. You are inhabitated and the reason why you were targeted is because of your smarts, but RG are incredibly intelligent entities and it is clear that one overtook your untrained aural defenses, most likely without you even realizing. They are utilizing your thoughts and intellect in order to gain further access to your mind and present themselves in full manifestation to me. Do you even remember the last five minutes? Read this post as many times as necessary until you suddenly feel a wet electrical presence exit your body. I have no choice but to place you on the ignore list now. I am saving what is left of your humanity by doing this, the inhabiting RG will possibly move to a new host now. I am full of good vibes and my positive thinking will overcome you.
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Hey OP, have you thought about talking to somebody about this in real life? It must be really hard to be in contact with extraterrestrials who do weird poo poo to you.  I bet some therapy would help.
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Mar 18, 2016 02:13
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Seriously if I had invisible alien hands touching me and grabbing me I would need drugs to deal with it, just sayin'. No shame in getting help for that poo poo.
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Mar 18, 2016 02:16
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Mar 18, 2016 02:18
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op, do NOT go to flowers.vg
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Mar 18, 2016 02:19
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Pics / video footage or it didn't happen. Also tell them I'm down for interspecies sex.
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Mar 18, 2016 02:32
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Microwaves Mom posted:Also tell them I'm down for interspecies sex. too late they already raped u
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Mar 18, 2016 02:35
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Go back on your meds. Your family loves you and doesn't like seeing you like this.
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Mar 18, 2016 02:37
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gently caress theyre butt
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Mar 18, 2016 02:39
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piss a poo poo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 18, 2016 02:39
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edit: sorry op that was crass of me. i was tryingh to say that you should be nice and make some new friend
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Mar 18, 2016 02:45
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drunk dog posted:too late they already raped u don't remember it so it wasnt fun. Come back for more but make me remmeber it.
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Mar 18, 2016 02:46
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side note did anyone else see sheep goat's gas thread and probie? lol http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3768819&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post457572551
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