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guns for tits


Ein cooler Typ posted:

lol this is a funny post

i'm trying to get mad at you for making fun of me but I can't stop laughing

Laugh, and the cute latina female laughs with you.

Cry, and you cry alone.

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MrWillsauce

very wise



Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
Maria was back tonight. I got a generous amount of chips.

Working the night shift tonight. Hopefully no one will call me and I can sit at the desk all night eating chips and reading the forums

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Be sure to put a plastic bag under the paper one that CLF dumps your greasy-assed chips into.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


You should marry that female

MrWillsauce

whats your job? are you an intrepid private eye waiting for a case to come in



alnilam

MrWillsauce posted:

whats your job? are you an intrepid private eye waiting for a case to come in

i knew she was trouble as soon as she walked in. cute latina females always are.

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
boring security gard

Maybe somebody will call if they need a light bulb changed

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


MrWillsauce posted:

whats your job? are you an intrepid private eye waiting for a case to come in

he's a professional chip gatherer

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

alnilam posted:

i knew she was trouble as soon as she walked in. cute latina females always are.

big black turnout



alnilam posted:

i knew she was trouble as soon as she walked in. cute latina females always are.

she had a bag full of tacos and chips up to her armpits


Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
looks like Hagar has the right idea

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before there were lovely unfunny webcomics, there were lovely unfunny regular comics



Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
the new girl was working cashier today. maybe in a few months, I can learn her name!

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MrWillsauce

I like your optimism



google THIS

big black turnout posted:

she had a bag full of tacos and chips up to her armpits

I casually wiped the salsa out of my eye. "Is that the best you can do, Chipstiff McGee?" I sneered.

Bandiet

Ein cooler Typ posted:

the new girl was working cashier today. maybe in a few months, I can learn her name!

Hey man, I've been a fan of this thread since it started, and I've really enjoyed checking in to read about your taqueria adventures, but I feel like I have to say something at this point.

This attitude here really pisses me off. You spent ages getting us to think that Maria might not even be working at the taqueria anymore, and then when you finally see her again, this is your response? I don't want to see another lovely post about how many chips you got or how awkward you are with women in general. I thought you reuniting with Maria would be a rekindling of the shy passion you showed back in March, but I guess you don't even care anymore, you just want to make it about you.

You lost your chances with the cute latina female, and now you're losing a reader.

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
Maria was back again tonight but the restaurant was busy so I didn't have a chance to flirt with her


I'm playing a game I invented tonight called salsa roulette.

Most of my salsa cups contain medium salsa, but there's a couple ones hidden in there with hot salsa. Should make a pleasant surprise later tonight

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is this thread on yelp



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