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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I fucked your grandmother.

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

tardwrangler posted:

We need an Old Farts gang tag.

so i can see which posters i can mooch money from :grin:

:grin:

# ? Mar 24, 2016 14:13

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:47

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

are you my grandad? dude is an rear end in a top hat.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 14:17

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

symbolic posted:

so i can see which posters i can mooch money from

Money all spent on dad jeans, Velocette gasket sets, roid cream and record styluses.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 14:38

Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

I've been thinking that I am the eldest goon. Now I'm not so sure. We need a serious "how old are you thread" so the millenials can rip on us.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:15

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Gram dead, still hosed

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:19

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Navin Johnson posted:

I've been thinking that I am the eldest goon. Now I'm not so sure. We need a serious "how old are you thread" so the millenials can rip on us.

I'm 55 and the "wisdom Inch" thing is doubly true.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:25

Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

Excellent. We need our tardwranglers to be wise.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:29

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

...which one?!

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:35

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

notZaar posted:

So are you a really old guy or are you from one of those types of families where it's OK to get knocked up at 17?

i'm 60

my oldest kid (the goon) is 35 and the new dad kid is 31

# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:30

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

this thread is freaking me out

# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:33

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

symbolic posted:

joke's on you, i have four grandfathers

drat your grandmas a ho. :stare:

:stare:

# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:33

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

JiveHonky posted:

this thread is freaking me out

Same.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:36

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

JiveHonky posted:

this thread is freaking me out

LadyAmbien posted:

Same.

Not all geezers fit your stereotypes. Open your minds a bit.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 19:51

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

dee eight posted:

i'm 60

my oldest kid (the goon) is 35 and the new dad kid is 31

drat live a little before you rush to settle down and saddle yourself with children.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:05

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

I think it's about time you buy an rv and travel the country, old timer

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:08

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

The 1st time I saw the front page I was still in my 30s...just

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:38

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

RVs are for plebs...I have an enormous house at the beach

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:39

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

ChrisHansen posted:

I think it's about time you buy an rv and travel the country, old timer

nah, i'm happy where i am. i've done plenty roadtripping in my life and seen what i've wanted to see

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:51

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

tardwrangler posted:

RVs are for plebs...I have an enormous house at the beach

yeah well I just bought the beach, and the ocean!! :twisted:

:twisted:

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:51

Navin Johnson: Mar 1, 2016

For all of you young 'uns who are freaking out.......................GET OFF OF MY YARD!!!

EDIT: I was born in 67 so I'm early GEN X. Looks like my fellow elders here are Boomers.

Navin Johnson fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Mar 24, 2016

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:52

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

yeah well I just bought the beach, and the ocean!!

I'm in your shore break having a long, feeble piss.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:54

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

just over 60 minutes played in the match and theyre looking to make a substitution with jerry mumphrey warming up on the touchline

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:54

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

tardwrangler posted:

I'm in your shore break having a long, feeble piss.

Well you had to rent out your beach house part of the year because you can't really afford it and I'm having a nice relax jerk in your hot tub.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 20:55

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Germstore posted:

Well you had to rent out your beach house part of the year because you can't really afford it and I'm having a nice relax jerk in your hot tub.

The circlejerk of life.....

# ? Mar 24, 2016 21:01

Fishy Joe: Apr 19, 2005; Eat at Fishy Joe's

dee eight posted:

i'm 60

my oldest kid (the goon) is 35 and the new dad kid is 31

Brother you old as hell

# ? Mar 24, 2016 21:05

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird does the baby look? 1 is "actually quite cute" and 10 is "Lovecraftian monstrosity"

E: Babies are cute, but newborns are just kinda weird-looking. Like little wrinkly old men.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 21:56

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

dee eight posted:

i'm 60

my oldest kid (the goon) is 35 and the new dad kid is 31

did u goatse your goon son first or did he goatse u first?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:05

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

also I'm 40 and hosed a lot of ur moms, but not op's mom

# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:06

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

I'm glad OP. Kitty needed a good deep dicking, to be honest.

# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:08

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Post pics of the old bat

You might not be the only one here who did the gently caress tango with her

# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:26

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

looks like we got another boomer on the loose that somehow escaped obama's death panels. again. :sigh:

:sigh:

# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:31

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Look let's not get AARP weighing in on the physics of geriatric fuckswing installation OK?

# ? Mar 25, 2016 02:38

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Pththya-lyi posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird does the baby look? 1 is "actually quite cute" and 10 is "Lovecraftian monstrosity"

E: Babies are cute, but newborns are just kinda weird-looking. Like little wrinkly old men.

the kid ugly. i am disapoint

jackyl posted:

did u goatse your goon son first or did he goatse u first?

he goatse me first. he bought my account as a xmas present. my password was attached to a bottle of maker's mark. i said son isn't that like putting a loaded .38 in a toddlers xmas stocking? he said lurk more noob

jarofpiss posted:

looks like we got another boomer on the loose that somehow escaped obama's death panels. again.

i'm one of the good ones, i vote socialist

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Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

dee eight posted:

the kid ugly. i am disapoint

Don't worry, s/he'll start looking more human pretty soon

# ? Mar 25, 2016 08:19

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